Skitzocow Kindness / Alyssa Jo Frauens / @KindKinkster / AJ Frauens / Stella Lawrence / Zion Stellar and Paul Mendoza / Bonnie Nelson / @BonnieMakes - LF BPD munchie furry dogsitter to pee in bathtub and eat all my food, inquire inside, hourly rates

[Shig O'nella]

Where do communists get in their heads that under communist rule they aren't going to have to work?

Every communist rule (so far) has used commissars to monitor loyalty and adherence to the party line and to harangue the proles. Can't see their dream one being any different, so of course they'll work, happily!

 

[NattyDaddy]

Is it me or does this look like cinnamon bread, munster and some mystery deli cuts? What is this shit?

 

[Charles P. Scene]

What is this shit?

No idea but I'd eat it.

 

[Cast Iron]

Is it me or does this look like cinnamon bread, munster and some mystery deli cuts? What is this shit?

Can't speak for the meat but that definitely looks like cinnamon bread. Not too sure, but if it is, I'm not having a good time imagining the flavor that sandwich has.

 

[break these cuffs]

Is it me or does this look like cinnamon bread, munster and some mystery deli cuts? What is this shit?

It's marble rye, muenster, and I assume turkey because deli chicken isn't all that common. Actually probably not muenster because only the edges ook like that. I have seen cheese like that, but forget what it is.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Not even naturally; every one of her delusions & excuses has been lifted from somewhere else. She's like an automatic blank slate.

If this girl had come up in a religious environment (with the right influences), Alyssa would absolutely be a True Believer in the evangelical world/circuit, along with being a lot more successful. The best proselytizers do what she does, only with scripture & prophets.

And without posting pictures of their privates to Twitter.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

It's marble rye, muenster, and I assume turkey because deli chicken isn't all that common. Actually probably not muenster because only the edges ook like that. I have seen cheese like that, but forget what it is.

Correct on the marble bread; the cheese is basic bitch colby-jack. But check out the dog.....

Edit: goddamn this dog looks like a canine version of Spleens the cat.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

Is it me or does this look like cinnamon bread, munster and some mystery deli cuts? What is this shit?

It's probably marble rye

 

[Dead Wayne]

Is it me or does this look like cinnamon bread, munster and some mystery deli cuts? What is this shit?

How much you want to bet that totally conspicuous vacuum blocking the door was just used for the first time in too long when she realized how prominently the carpet would be featured in a picture involving a dog?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

And then the spirit of Karl Marx came down upon her in the form of one of Null's post-Soviet pigeon babies.

Correct on the marble bread; the cheese is basic bitch colby-jack. But check out the dog.....
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If you only knew....

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

Is it me or does this look like cinnamon bread, munster and some mystery deli cuts? What is this shit?

Its a metaphor; it is a disaster.

 

[NOT THE BEEEEES!]

Correct on the marble bread; the cheese is basic bitch colby-jack. But check out the dog.....
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That dog has seen some shit

 

[BoomerSperg1922]

I find it interesting that she talks about needing to feel better to drive to the food bank.

What, Bonnie won't jump in the car and help out?

its hard to drive with a broken ankle, you know. it'll take her at least a few hours to heal.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Jesus Christ, I somehow keep forgetting that opening Kindness’s Twitter is like playing Russian Roulette. You never know if you’re going to accidentally scroll upon one of her horrifying nudes. None here though (and if there were, I would heavily debate posting it because there’s just some things I don’t want ever having touched my camera roll).

Her ED makes a return. [A]

And she mentions her ankle and spoons. [A]

Powerlevel: I was bummed out for the longest time over some personal stuff, but this shit right here makes me reconsider it all- because if this is what true love looks like, then I don’t want it. [1], [2], [3], [4]



Bonnie’s been activating retard mode too. I don’t care if this was already posted, if it was, then it’s getting posted again. [A]

Anyone here got any new headmates? No tard wranglers, no zookeepers?
Ok Bonnie, quit playing up the plural card to get into Alyssa’s pants. [A]

I didn’t read this random ass headmate lore tbh [A]

Oh dude you definitely got autism, take a look at your surroundings and how exactly the past month of your life has brought you there. Autism would make a very bad excuse, but it would be an explanation of some kind nonetheless. [A]

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I got a thousand headmates and all of them agree that these people are tards.

 

[Kung Pow Cream]

I miss looking at good munchies that actually desperately want to follow the symptoms of the conditions that they're trying to portray. The teenagers on tiktok do better than this. Bonnie is never going to "crack some plural eggs" with this larp the way it's heading.

The key point in DID is the fact that you're dissociating. You aren't able to know what that "part of you" feels because you immediately lose memory and time while they're doing their thing. You aren't able to talk to them in your head. You aren't able to give them names. You don't know how they act unless someone tells you what happened.

This just makes me want to go back into the munchie thread and try to find out if that lady is picking her stumps now.

 

[FreeCandyVan]

It's forever hilarious that they all read every thread on KF about themselves, all thousands of pages, and still have no idea why KF is laughing at them

 

[Näkki]

Serious doubts on the broken ankle. If you have ever broken an ankle or know anyone who has, then you know that shit is incredibly painful and it's not something you can easily fake. Any movement, no matter how slight, would cause a ton of pain. Her ankle would also be incredibly swollen and the pain would continue to worsen the longer she goes without getting it treated. There's no way she would be able to sleep without a cast unless she has some serious pain meds on hand.

She's either flat out lying, or it's just a bad sprain. Either way, Nurse Bonnie better get use to Kindless always being ill and needing to be taken care of.

I literally heard mine snap. So did others around me. Ten minutes later I could barely get my shoes off anymore because it was so swollen.

I was trying to walk it off too—all fine, go back to the scheduled partying— every time I only slightly put any pressure on it though, my entire body would crumble. I'd just straight up fall over.

There's no walking without crutches.

1/10 wouldn't recommend.

It's forever hilarious that they all read every thread on KF about themselves, all thousands of pages, and still have no idea why KF is laughing at them

Right? "how many eggs to we hatch on kf"

You adorable. This is what I read at night if the news are too boring. If reddit is just full of cringe and I want to feel even better about myself. Like damn, I nailed it in life.

 

[0 0]

For people who claim to be into extremely deviant sexual practices, Paul and Kindness really don't understand that Kiwis become uncontrollably amorous whenever lolcows talk about them.

 

[dflatline]

For people who claim to be into extremely deviant sexual practices, Paul and Kindness really don't understand that Kiwis become uncontrollably amorous whenever lolcows talk about them.

I get hard in the supermarket if I walk through the fruit section and spy a kiwi fruit.