🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[4str4staleatherbelt]

I wonder if he ODed on something and is in the hospital.

 

[Ranger_Boi]

I wonder if he ODed on something and is in the hospital.

I feel like that is unlikely. If he did, someone in that house would take the opportunity to get some internet points off the event.

 

[Calefactorite]

I wonder if he ODed on something and is in the hospital.

Sharted too hard.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Sharted too hard.

It's even worse than that. He got bullied off Twitter by Nick Rekeita of all people. Pathetic.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I would like to request a poll.
Was Ralph...

Felted into oblivion and broke
Mental breakdown 72 hour hold
Sharted too hard
Not the father of Xander
Not the father of Xandrina
Not the father of both
Fuck you Jawsh Moon is a Kid Diddler
Shamed off of twitter

I'm sure theres more options but I demand a check box to click.

 

[Rabid Northman]

I would like to request a poll.
Was Ralph...

Felted into oblivion and broke
Mental breakdown 72 hour hold
Sharted too hard
Not the father of Xander
Not the father of Xandrina
Not the father of both
Fuck you Jawsh Moon is a Kid Diddler
Shamed off of twitter

I'm sure theres more options but I demand a check box to click.

Can we add "punched casino security guard and jailed?" Seems in line with him.

 

[KaiserBlade]

I would like to request a poll.
Was Ralph...

Felted into oblivion and broke
Mental breakdown 72 hour hold
Sharted too hard
Not the father of Xander
Not the father of Xandrina
Not the father of both
Fuck you Jawsh Moon is a Kid Diddler
Shamed off of twitter

I'm sure theres more options but I demand a check box to click.

The only way Gunt's going to admit he lost big at gambling is if it involves him sperging about how the casino "STOLE ALL MAH MONEY," or whatever bullshit he comes up with.

 

[SargonF00t]

What professionalism from Ralph to go radio silent, when his PPV archive has been down for days and no ETA for when it will be back up.

 

[DragoonSierra]

A 5'1'' fat alcoholic who can't catch his breath after waddling down half a staircase is calling people out for "anti-sports" and being "nerds".
Yeah, turn on the geotagging.
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He tags his location in an implicit flex like that $899 leather-rimmed nylon murse strapped around his rotund gut.

Hard life no longer living with your mother.
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That second tweet is so fucking disingenuous. He literally thinks hes going to get to see his son without some form of reciprocation and he calls her pathetic an dishonest.

hes so womanly, projecting his asshurt of that onto null who iirc barely mentions jim ever especially now that hes dropped off the face of the earth and he's so passive aggressive trying to keep that one surrogate daddy bridge up but still feeling the need to shade an insult with "commentary on my life" as if commenting on shit piggy puts out himself is creepy or obsessed and as if he didnt dig to find anything about people like GG, but that was a movement!, nope he also dug in on matt for fun to get him fired long after his relevance to anything and its known he collects info on everyone from josh to rand to guests like jay or jim incase they "snake on him" by even suggesting maybe drop pig and not ruin our financial lives if he doesnt stop starting useless feuds because someone told the truth about his micro clit


its not working he still looks fat as fuck


hes already admitted he just watches sports to be manly though, he said that, "you gotta watch some sports or else idk youre just going to be gay", its pathetic, if you were a man pig you could not do a lot of performative pretender poser shit and just be comfortable in your obvious masculinity. but you cant because your gunt is more soyfilled than the fields.

Ralph had to come up with a shitty excuse for not doing a show since his overprice equipment failed.

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1450624770551140359

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"highly influential" lmao

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1450605973366657030

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Hes literally turning into Chris Chan. He has to watch sportsball so he doesnt turn gay like Chris stared at a Sailor Moon poster, and thinks hes world famous like Chris.

DONT YOU DISRESPECT THE RALPHAMALE LIKE THAT! HE MAKES 70K A YEAR!

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I asked if this very thing would fuck Ralph over with child support and it very well may end up coming true.

So it took him posting a sob story on Twitter that Faith poked at for him to finally decide to get a paternity test, not when he claimed Faith stole the child from him (lmfao), not when her and her dad took Ralph to court, not even to own the alawgs? Ralph's gotta be careful around utensils while eating, he wouldn't want to cut that very thin skin of his on the dull end of a spoon.

This man literally had to be taunted into giving a shit about his son.

shitty inkeeper character he needs to reroll. sidenote rerolling characters is bitch tier

Did he literally say that?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Did he literally say that?

Weeks ago May posted a tweet comparing Gunt to King Henry VIII. She wrote Henry “re-rolled” to get the heir he wanted, just like King Gunt. It’s now extra hilarious since Henry was rerolling to get a male heir and Faith had a son but May is having a girl. Whomp whomp.

May just showing what a hideous, petty trash person she is, just like her baby daddy.

It’s great that she’s been along for the ride on what Gunty describes as the worst year of his life. It’s only getting worse from here on out too.

 

[Sam Losco]

@Mr. Manchester Poll added. Single choice!

Edit - added one more option and changed it to multi choice.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Ethan Ralph and Chris-chan have pooped themselves, so they can bond over that.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Kill Report paypigs currently on suicide watch

Come back, Ralph. Your lemmings need you!

 

[Christorian X]

After reading through all these threads, my personal theory is a mix of others. What if Vickers found a way to argue that Ralph's social media was in violation of the restraining order and tried to use that to emcompass the Killstream by threatening SecureServer not to carry him anymore. Knowing Ralph was in Vegas and away from his standard resource, he pulls the trigger on the violation as well as confrontation on SecureServer. Meanwhile he goes simultaneously takes his side dark. That could send Ralph into a massive tailspin. Smash his toys and income, as well as mute him and remove anyone to attack in one go. It would be a perfect gunt storm.

 

[Criminal Stupidity]

@Mr. Manchester Poll added. Single choice!

Edit - added one more option and changed it to multi choice.

Is miscarriage meant to be implied under 'mental breakdown'? That's the one I'm hoping for.

 

[FM Bradley]

Is miscarriage meant to be implied under 'mental breakdown'? That's the one I'm hoping for.

I never want to nitpick on this kinda shit but yeah miscarriage and domestic violence should be options too. Thank you for making it multi-choice.

 

[HarveySperg41]

Lol the Gunt is still hiding? I’m going with he tried to mug an old woman for cash and got busted.

 

[Kup]

He got the gambler’s wake up, the casino told him that he’s out. No money.

My money (wink) is on him scrambling to quick-fix and patch his situation.

 

[ddlloo]

I genuinely think he's just stressed as fuck, hates his job and a large number of his fans and colleagues, and is trying to embrace escapism.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I genuinely think he's just stressed as fuck, hates his job and a large number of his fans and colleagues, and is trying to embrace escapism.

Nah. If Ralph was embracing escapism or just not totally miserable he would at least be posting photos of May acting slutty in public or him pointing at plates of food to prove to the world he’s a big baller and very successful. (Obviously he would also be sporting his $800 Gucci purse in all photos too.)