Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[p1138]

Yeah but when they're not things like fries, mozzarella sticks or something wrapped in bacon they're clueless.

Most people have at least heard of kimchi or pickled vegetables but I guess that hasn't reached Hendersonville yet.

Fat on the Go from 2010? He's in California back then, not Tennessee. That being said, I can understand the confusion. 2010 California Jack is somehow amazed in the video that someone at his own table is attempting to use chopsticks, this is after one of the guys in the car doesn't even know the name of the damn place, he's impressed that metal chopsticks exist, has to show off that he tucked his fucking shirt in, thinks he actually needs to explain wtf tofu is, and on and on.

Yeah, Jack is a Californian that hadn't been to a korean restaurant till his mid 40s even though he goes out to eat all the time and lived in southern CA. He's just so retarded you think he was born in some bumfuck town in TN where he currently lives.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Fat on the Go from 2010? He's in California back then, not Tennessee. That being said, I can understand the confusion. 2010 California Jack is somehow amazed in the video that someone at his own table is attempting to use chopsticks, this is after one of the guys in the car doesn't even know the name of the damn place, he's impressed that metal chopsticks exist, has to show off that he tucked his fucking shirt in, thinks he actually needs to explain wtf tofu is, and on and on.

Yeah, Jack is a Californian that hadn't been to a korean restaurant till his mid 40s even though he goes out to eat all the time and lived in southern CA. He's just so exceptional you think he was born in some bumfuck town in TN where he currently lives.

Then it's even worse that he hadn't set foot in a Korean restaurant before then. And with the thriving Korean population in California it's doubly surprising.

 

[p1138]

Then it's even worse that he hadn't set foot in a Korean restaurant before then. And with the thriving Korean population in California it's doubly surprising.

Yeah, exactly. He was in southern CA where there's tons of korean places in 2010, even going back to the mid 90s there were plenty of korean restaurants all over but in 2010 you're talking suburbs an hour from LA with korean restaurants. Especially when you get down to around Irvine? They're everywhere.

edit: Here's another one from 2010. Had never been to an actual sushi restaurant before. Even says so in the comments the only sushi he had was nasty buffet sushi(even he realized at the time that stuff tends to be shit). Credit where it's due, he even says in the comments that he needs to actually go out and try some of these places. But holy shit, mushbrain spent years in CA and I guess after growing up eating shitty halfassed pasta casseroles and turkey necks just never bothered to eat anything more exotic than a burrito till he was middle aged.

edit again: OMFG he made the same damn joke about Marianne and Ginger in the fucking teppanyaki video as he did in the sushi video 11 years ago.

 

[TheLazyMan]

At the end of the video, we get a view from Jack's usual perspective. The lights and camera gear are gone. He's probably been reading our comments about how that shit is always in his "studio." At 9:20, a familiar friend shows up!
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Fatass just moved Piggy from one side of the kitchen to the other.

WE SEE YOU, PIGGY!
#GodBePraised

 

[Aaway]

jack was born to be a dumb boomer redneck

 

[Adamska]

edit: Here's another one from 2010. Had never been to an actual sushi restaurant before. Even says so in the comments the only sushi he had was nasty buffet sushi(even he realized at the time that stuff tends to be shit). Credit where it's due, he even says in the comments that he needs to actually go out and try some of these places. But holy shit, mushbrain spent years in CA and I guess after growing up eating shitty halfassed pasta casseroles and turkey necks just never bothered to eat anything more exotic than a burrito till he was middle aged.

edit again: OMFG he made the same damn joke about Marianne and Ginger in the fucking teppanyaki video as he did in the sushi video 11 years ago.

I'm personally beginning to think that the Mama Scalfani actually hated Jack theory might have some truth to it. I've never known anyone ever using turkey necks regularly like that, and it's commonly used when you need to go full famine mode. I'm actually starting to get the idea that Jack may actually have lived like Hugo Simpson; where he was locked up in the attic and fed turkey necks covered in shit sauce while chained up there.

It'd explain every single brain problem out there, and why he clearly hosts the wendigo spirit.

 

[abobe]

jack was born to be a dumb boomer redneck

Jack wishes he was just a good ol' boy. Born in California, raised and lived there well into his adult life. After moving to Tennessee he buys a Vols silicone ring to wear on his ring finger. As far as I know, nobody in Jack's immediate family ever attended the University of Tennessee. Jack so desperately wanted to fit in.

 

[Fatafata v2]

I'm personally beginning to think that the Mama Scalfani actually hated Jack theory might have some truth to it. I've never known anyone ever using turkey necks regularly like that, and it's commonly used when you need to go full famine mode. I'm actually starting to get the idea that Jack may actually have lived like Hugo Simpson; where he was locked up in the attic and fed turkey necks covered in shit sauce while chained up there.

It'd explain every single brain problem out there, and why he clearly hosts the wendigo spirit.

The 23andme video is pretty surreal.

Hey guys, I have a sister named Phyllis that I didn't know about until i was 35. She's from a different father to us.
My brother Charles has a theory that I have also have a different dad since our parents got divorced around the time I was born. (Sounds like Jack is careful here to not say before)

It would explain why jack craves cock. He clearly takes after momma scalfani in that regard.

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

Looks like we have another PCLM follower(s) This was from the Cooking with Jack group.


EDIT: I use a shitty Android phone.

The op had an image of smoking a half chicken.

Just look at the group God damnet. I'm drunk.

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

The 23andme video is pretty surreal.

Hey guys, I have a sister named Phyllis that I didn't know about until i was 35. She's from a different father to us.
My brother Charles has a theory that I have also have a different dad since our parents got divorced around the time I was born. (Sounds like Jack is careful here to not say before)

It would explain why jack craves cock. He clearly takes after momma scalfani in that regard.

Momma Scalfani indeed seems to have been a whoring slut. Not surpriced really.

 

[rubytintedchix]

So we’re all in agreement that Profile by Sanford is done and over with, right?

 

[Staffy]

"When God heals me." When, not if.

In combination with this, it reminds me how Jack is a treasure trove of comedy.

He'd be better off praying to satan at this point

 

[desudesu]

So we’re all in agreement that Profile by Sanford is done and over with, right?

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Fucks sake how does he not realise that taking pictures of food with the flash on will make it look like something out of a gore site? Does he not review the photos before uploading? Fucking mushbrain.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

Jack is so dumb that I’m sure he’ll get all bent outta shape when these places on the Carolina BBQ Wars tour fail to have brisket on their menus

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

So we’re all in agreement that Profile by Sanford is done and over with, right?

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He was never really on it to begin with so...

Yeah, exactly. He was in southern CA where there's tons of korean places in 2010, even going back to the mid 90s there were plenty of korean restaurants all over but in 2010 you're talking suburbs an hour from LA with korean restaurants. Especially when you get down to around Irvine? They're everywhere.

edit: Here's another one from 2010. Had never been to an actual sushi restaurant before. Even says so in the comments the only sushi he had was nasty buffet sushi(even he realized at the time that stuff tends to be shit). Credit where it's due, he even says in the comments that he needs to actually go out and try some of these places. But holy shit, mushbrain spent years in CA and I guess after growing up eating shitty halfassed pasta casseroles and turkey necks just never bothered to eat anything more exotic than a burrito till he was middle aged.

edit again: OMFG he made the same damn joke about Marianne and Ginger in the fucking teppanyaki video as he did in the sushi video 11 years ago.

If we were talking the 80's I could understand. Foods like that were seen as being very exotic and not friendly to North Americans. But this was from barely more than 10 years ago and the only sushi he tried was from cheap buffet places?

He has the palate and adventurous food spirit of a toddler.

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

Jack is more interested in saying what churches he is attending over BBQ wars locales.

 

[Formerly Trucks]

So we’re all in agreement that Profile by Sanford is done and over with, right?

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I see Jack is back at it with the crime scene photos. As for Sanford, maybe he did a line of Munkfruit sweetener between inhaling entire pigs.

Truly the only "war" going on here is the blitzkrieg on the Carolina sewer system.

 

[TurdFondler]

American mega churches are so weird. If you told me that building was a gym or a furniture outlet I'd believe you.

 

[Aaway]

Jack is more interested in saying what churches he is attending over BBQ wars locales.

i love how he only posted a bunch of pictures from the various spots he's eaten at, but doesn't mention them by name. he's making damn sure no one knows where he is

also, that church he's at (elevation) is a megachurch with a bunch of locations around the country. only the fakest kind of christianity for the scalfanis

 

[p1138]

If we were talking the 80's I could understand. Foods like that were seen as being very exotic and not friendly to North Americans. But this was from barely more than 10 years ago and the only sushi he tried was from cheap buffet places?

He has the palate and adventurous food spirit of a toddler.

Definitely. Like I pointed out from his comments on that video he says he needs to actually go try all of the shit he had been missing out on, goes to a couple more places early on(85c bakery and some syrian restaurant) for fat on the go that aren't the typical junk he normally "reviews", but after that he just gets right into the habit of burgers, pizza, fried food, "bbq", and so on that the rest of his fat on the go series is known for. Because of course even though he started with the idea of actually bothering to try new experiences he was too lazy to keep it up.

I also suspect that since a lot of non american eating establishments actually have something more of a balance on the menu of meat to veg, he hates that too. But don't forget he's also a racist shitbag and probably thinks eating that evil oriental food will give him a social credit score and make him part communist or whatever. But now he's in TN, where he probably can't find anything more exotic than a panda express(and they exist there, and he avoids them) and loves it that way.