Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

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Stuck Pooh said:
I've got good timing today
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Alright Jerry, time to prove how gay you actually are.

When Lizzy was around you were an absolute horn-dog desperate for sex. Let's see if that libido holds up when you realize that your perfect waifu *also* has a penis.

You were talkin' all that good shit during your TMI's way back when, so now you gotta put out otherwise you look stupid as fuck.
 
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A Very Big Fish said:
Speaking of kids (and people who definitely shouldn't be around them), I truly and sincerely hope that the happy couple never starts a family. Could you imagine how obnoxious a person raised by Lily would be?
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I can only think of how she would abuse the child. Her 'real life' advice is that parents should let their kids do whatever they want and stay out of their lives. Meanwhile, her fictional children are all perfectly behaved (and only endearingly mischeivous) and also apparently self-sufficient because they're nothing but cute accessories to their mothers, forgotten until it's time for them to be trotted out to be 'cute'.

Imagine if she actually had to deal with a child and realized that they aren't perfect. I can't imagine Lily actually standing by while her Perfect Little Angel is allowed to throw tantrums and push her and Mikaila around. As soon as a kid turns out to be actual work, it's over.

However, on a more optimistic note, adoption is a long, difficult, and very expensive process. If the money barrier wasn't already an issue, then I can't imagine Lily, in all her complacent laziness, actually bothering to go through the months and years it takes to adopt a child (if she could even get past the application phase). And god willing the Canadian child care system wouldn't approve of the application anyway.

X-Shaped Weeaboo said:
Alright Jerry, time to prove how gay you actually are.

When Lizzy was around you were an absolute horn-dog desperate for sex. Let's see if that libido holds up when you realize that your perfect waifu *also* has a penis.

You were talkin' all that good shit during your TMI's way back when, so now you gotta put out otherwise you look stupid as fuck.
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Mikaila came out as ace so they both have an excuse to not actually fuck each other.
 
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I still wonder who were the two witnesses that Liliana had to drag for the "ceremony". Maybe one of the lesbian sisters that fucked each other? Her buff neighbor that totally fucked her and wants a piece of that again? Or maybe the couple she totally had a threesome with?
 
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Son Goku Baku said:
I still wonder who were the two witnesses that Liliana had to drag for the "ceremony". Maybe one of the lesbian sisters that fucked each other? Her buff neighbor that totally fucked her and wants a piece of that again? Or maybe the couple she totally had a threesome with?
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I just want the wedding photos: the 5 of them jammed into Jerry's dingy little apartment, the pair of them looking as ridiculous in their dresses as any troon, further accented by the cheap generic-brand masks.
 
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Mikaila is going to be an Orchard?

I really wish slander and libel lawsuits were possible for the misuse of someone’s name. Poor Lizzy.

Also, eighteen months is my guess. They’ll get the twelve for the paperwork since they won’t be consistently living together. Six months of that will be too much.

If it’s constant living together now than six months.

The lesson is that you live with your partner BEFORE you marry them. Cohabitation takes some time to get used to. If it turns out that your partner lives like a pig and won’t help with any housework, it’s easier to leave if you’re not married yet. It also allows partners to figure out how to merge the finances.
 
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Here’s a question. How do they split the ad revenue/ patreon money? Surely they wouldn have a joint account already, would they? My thought is it must just all go into Lily’s account and she doles out a pittance for her wife when she can be bothered to produce a video of her own.
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She hasn’t made content in a month. It’s obviously back to the Macy’s shoe department when November hits. Back to complaining that her work makes her do close open shifts few streams ago she was bitching about her hours and Lily complained “How dare they make my wife close the store/department one day and open the next!” As if it’s some great injustice.

Speaking of injustice
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You and your wife profit off of stolen land, whitey.
 
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I always forget that Orchard was Lizzy's name and not like a stage name Lily took legally like Alice Cooper.

So goddamn weird, you get married and you have a third persons last name, who you don't personally know (I don't think so at least) and who your spouse absolutely fucking hates (which should be a red flag the size of fucking Texas).
 
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Stuck Pooh said:
I've got good timing today
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ÁchtunaRoll said:
Here’s a question. How do they split the ad revenue/ patreon money? Surely they wouldn have a joint account already, would they? My thought is it must just all go into Lily’s account and she doles out a pittance for her wife when she can be bothered to produce a video of her own.
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She hasn’t made content in a month. It’s obviously back to the Macy’s shoe department when November hits. Back to complaining that her work makes her do close open shifts few streams ago she was bitching about her hours and Lily complained “How dare they make my wife close the store/department one day and open the next!” As if it’s some great injustice.

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But I thought Lily was half-white at the very, very least? For someone who claims to be bi-racial, she sure hasn't made any effort to learn about her native culture.
 
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But I thought Lily was half-white at the very, very least? For someone who claims to be bi-racial, she sure hasn't made any effort to learn about her native culture.
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Her mom is half at the very least. Lily is a mutt.

Blood aside. Her nativeness has the depth of a teaspoon, it means nothing more than just having more stuff she can hang around her apartment. It's all just things to her.

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Extra since all she ever does is indulge her fixations (Family guy, Warcraft) I missed this gem of cringe the first time around or mentally blocked it out have a clip of Lily flexing her limited voice acting skills:

 
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oh shit they already got married?
i am honestly surprised they didnt livetweet that shit

congratulations mikaila and lily! hope you can improve as people and have a happy life together, i really do
 
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