Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Fatal Cardiac Infarction]

Even when it comes to religion, Fatty Doo Doo chooses the shit box chain franchises.

 

[p1138]

Even when it comes to religion, Fatty Doo Doo chooses the shit box chain franchises.

I have a couple guesses as to why that's the case, and it boils down to the same shit as everything else with Jack. Laziness.

Actually going to a small church you've never been to can be weird, but there's a LOT of social aspects. "Who are you? Where are you from? Oh how do you like our church? What's your church like?" and on and on, because you're going to get seen as someone new. Franchise megachurch on the other hand, there's enough people that not everyone there is going to already know everyone else, or give a shit, and thus there's little to no social effort required for Jack to fit in. He can just show up and sit in the handicapped section and then just file out with the crowd because those places are basically setup like small concert venues with people completely engrossed in whatever nonsense is happening on stage. Look up elevation worship church on an image search and you'll see what I mean.

So yeah, it's a way for Jack to continue pretending he's a good christian whatever while putting in the absolute least amount of effort possible.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Jack is more interested in saying what churches he is attending over BBQ wars locales.

Every church needs to look like a furniture store and have the name of an apartment complex. #Churchianity

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Jack is more interested in saying what churches he is attending over BBQ wars locales.

"I'll have the uhhhhhhh Trinity Combo with a uhhhhhhh large order of wafers and communion grape juice."

 

[AnOminous]

This dumbfuck thinks his arm is ever going to work again? Lmao what a stupid idiot bastard!

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

Jesus, what the fuck is with Qali roid-raging over hot pizza. Who does that?


Recommendations? I'll be going there in a few months and all I can think of right now is pizza.

Famous Ray’s, Spumoni Gardens in Brooklyn, Koronet Pizza in Manhattan, Mama’s Too on Broadway, Sal and Carmine’s in the UWS. Unless you’re talking about Vegas, lol

(I’m a Long Island kiwi and a pizza afficiando)

 

[stets]

There’s not a cross to be found. It looks like a cult compound.

The logo and iconography is also strange. There was another group that had a weird, random symbol in a circle overlaid on a solid color stripe. I forget what they were called, though:

 

[wdymbro]

This dumbfuck thinks his arm is ever going to work again? Lmao what a stupid idiot bastard!

When God just goes "hey Jack, sorry about that stroke thing. Here's your arm back. My bad." He will be the first to tell us in a Jack on the Go celebration of taking his family to Whataburger.

 

[Skeletor]

The “hip” churches try to avoid crosses and usual Christian iconography these days.

 

[desudesu]

There’s not a cross to be found. It looks like a cult compound.

View attachment 2654539The logo and iconography is also strange. There was another group that had a weird, random symbol in a circle overlaid on a solid color stripe. I forget what they were called, though:
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Of course the murderchurch takes inspiration from an Austrian Painter. Unfortunately, people like the Scalfani clan would've been cleansed under the Austrian Painter's reign.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

I have a couple guesses as to why that's the case, and it boils down to the same shit as everything else with Jack. Laziness.

Actually going to a small church you've never been to can be weird, but there's a LOT of social aspects. "Who are you? Where are you from? Oh how do you like our church? What's your church like?" and on and on, because you're going to get seen as someone new. Franchise megachurch on the other hand, there's enough people that not everyone there is going to already know everyone else, or give a shit, and thus there's little to no social effort required for Jack to fit in. He can just show up and sit in the handicapped section and then just file out with the crowd because those places are basically setup like small concert venues with people completely engrossed in whatever nonsense is happening on stage. Look up elevation worship church on an image search and you'll see what I mean.

So yeah, it's a way for Jack to continue pretending he's a good christian whatever while putting in the absolute least amount of effort possible.

Beyond social laziness, it's also doctrinally the laziest form of Christianity in the country, maybe excepting Unitarians/Universalists and the kookier Episcopalians. God forbid you're actually held to any standards out of line with the mainstream culture or asked to make any impactful sacrifices in your life - to American evangelicals, religion is all about feeling good and being inspired, like a Tony Robbins book or a timeshare presentation, and as long as you say the right Jesus words every once in a while you can fit in with all the other shallow fat boomers like Jack.

 

[Joycondrift]

Cut onion without crying

Jack Scalfani shows you the secret to cutting an onion without crying. Be sure to subscribe to this channel and see Jack's new channel: http://youtube.com/ja...

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How to cut an onion in 10 minutes and waste a 1/3 of it along the way.

Fucking video is like a fever dream.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Cut onion without crying

Jack Scalfani shows you the secret to cutting an onion without crying. Be sure to subscribe to this channel and see Jack's new channel: http://youtube.com/ja...

youtu.be

How to cut an onion in 10 minutes and waste a 1/3 of it along the way.

Fucking video is like a fever dream.

The framing of this video disturbs me the most. He’s got a fat round bulbous head. Just like the onion.

He probably also stinks and is loaded with salmonella.

 

[p1138]

Beyond social laziness, it's also doctrinally the laziest form of Christianity in the country, maybe excepting Unitarians/Universalists and the kookier Episcopalians. God forbid you're actually held to any standards out of line with the mainstream culture or asked to make any impactful sacrifices in your life - to American evangelicals, religion is all about feeling good and being inspired, like a Tony Robbins book or a timeshare presentation, and as long as you say the right Jesus words every once in a while you can fit in with all the other shallow fat boomers like Jack.

Certainly, it's just more of Jack's laziness. I've been to "real" churches, and I've been to a couple megachurches(as a kid, not much choice in the matter), but there were some pretty basic observations to be made about people putting on their... not necessarily mot expensive but best appearances as they could do so, everyone at the normal local church knowing damn near everyone else there and pretty much all getting along, etc. Even the pastor giving a sermon based on something relevant to the community as a whole, or perhaps even specific to the churchgoers because everyone there knew a bunch about other people.

The megachurches on the other hand... weird affairs, tiny little cliques if anything at all, ask who someone is and people might not know even a first name unless you were asking about part of the main "staff" or whatever. The stadium seating just made the whole thing seem weird as fuck, and yeah it was... shut up and listen to some inspirational gibberish that doesn't relate to anything outside of being perhaps loosely tied into some local or national news event.

Don't get me wrong, I'm NOT trying to sell anyone on attending a small local church. I got right out of all that shit the moment I could. However, weird religious nuttery aside, there's still an actual community aspect not present in these megachurches at all that does require some social skills(of which Jack is desperately lacking), and participation(which he seems to completely halfass with "church meat" and other bullshit), which makes the whole thing come off as doing a bare minimum to go see a shitty spectacle once a week, and be lazy as fuck about the entire thing.

 

[Adamska]

So we’re all in agreement that Profile by Sanford is done and over with, right?

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He'll still burble out that lie because Jack is special needs and thinks "fuckload of meat" can be lied into the diet (even though it can't), but yep. He stopped trying months ago, and the only person he'll be able to lie to on that is himself when the actual diet is like 1/3 of what he eats and is mostly vegetable and fat.

Jack is more interested in saying what churches he is attending over BBQ wars locales.

He's so terrified over getting trolled on. He really is that much of a bitch.

This dumbfuck thinks his arm is ever going to work again? Lmao what a stupid idiot bastard!

It's even more pathetic than that; he low key is demanding Daddy-God to fix it himself.

 

[abobe]

There's a simple reason why he likes megachurches. It's because he's a smooth brained consoomer. Megachurches have their bright flashy lights and overall gaudy atmosphere, which are enough to hypnotize Jack. In Jack's mind, big and shiny is always better. The same reason he shops at Sam's Club for a household of 2 people instead of a normal grocery store.

 

[Tingle]

There’s not a cross to be found. It looks like a cult compound.

View attachment 2654539The logo and iconography is also strange. There was another group that had a weird, random symbol in a circle overlaid on a solid color stripe. I forget what they were called, though:
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I know the meme gets tossed around a lot but that literally looks like something out of 1984.

 

[desudesu]

Missed out on the last PCTLM livestream but I'm glad I watched it later because the old turkey neck video from the Green Kitchen Era was brought up, and it was hilarious and disgusting seeing Jack pour the contents of the sauce into his pot.

Made this fitting video from the said clip - the Scalfani Turkey Surprise:

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Even when it comes to religion, Fatty Doo Doo chooses the shit box chain franchises.

It's because that's his speed. Simple. Easy to digest. Nothing too difficult to handle. Everything is laid out for you nicely. The pastor talks about stuff, there's a band, there's a lightshow, there's a gift shop. It's like going to the mall and having a concert at the same time. He's the typical American consumer as middle of the road as you can get.

This dumbfuck thinks his arm is ever going to work again? Lmao what a stupid idiot bastard!

Yeah he thinks that if he prays hard enough that God is going to fix it. Like this is his cross to bear or that God gave him the stroke to teach him humility or something. Problem is even if such a thing happened, he hasn't learned his lesson. So he basically needs to get used to his arm, leg and dick not working ever again.