DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Iron Father]

So DSP is going to play 3 GTA games back-to-back? I remember how well that went when he tried to play 3 Mass Effect games back-to-back...

 

[Non Incestual CK3 Player]

So DSP is going to play 3 GTA games back-to-back? I remember how well that went when he tried to play 3 Mass Effect games back-to-back...

I can't wait until he plays San Andreas and blurts something really racist, breaking his obvious facade of being a "woke" member of the internet that never ever uses hateful slurs.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I can't wait until he plays San Andreas and blurts something really racist, breaking his obvious facade of being a "woke" member of the internet that never ever uses hateful slurs.

You don't even have to wait that long, just wait until he starts doing missions for the Yakuza in GTA 3 and then you'll have him dunk on those stupid slant-eyed fucks who robbed him of his 1st place EVO finish and are dumb enough to think that KFC is Robust Custom-style Gourmet American food which is why it's popular and not because KFC Japan ran a massively successful advertisement campaign for a special Christmas party meal more than 30 years ago ACK ACK ACK!

 

[TurdFondler]

Am I misremembering or doesn't San Andreas have a pretty frustrating plane mission? I remember having to fly a cessna through waypoints at some point. And I think each game in the series has a mission to deliver a car without damage, wonder how that's going to go with more traffic now.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Am I misremembering or doesn't San Andreas have a pretty frustrating plane mission? I remember having to fly a cessna through waypoints at some point. And I think each game in the series has a mission to deliver a car without damage, wonder how that's going to go with more traffic now.

It does, it also has a plane school which you need to beat to even unlock those missions. All of them also have those infamous RC plane missions but I think in San Andreas it's optional.

 

[TurdFondler]

I don't remember the RC plane in San Andreas but I 100% remember the pure frustration at the janky RC helicopter controls in Vice City. I wonder if water will still kill you in Vice City, always thought that was a little retarded in a game that had so much to do with boats and water.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

So I took a second look at this ( feel free to move this to the hair mega thread or whatever it's called if you must) and it really looks like PPB is bald as fuck in the middle and doing a full sweep back to cover it up. It's a bad combover and getting worse. I circled where I think there is still hair. The hair in the middle section can all be traced back to their roots in the front. I see nothing starting in that patch. I bet it he combed it forward he would look like the girl from the ring

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Reminder that PPB chose to spend his ample disposable income on pictures of sweaty men and doordashed pigslop instead of a premium hair transplant, savings, investing or retirement.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

DSP ditched morals whenever he learned he could make money by playing games on YouTube

To be honest I don't think he really ever had them to begin with.

Everything about his life just screams ''fuck you got mine''.

It's always fun to go back and watch his older videos because he really have no idea how bad his statements makes him look, as he has no real idea how regular people will react to what he says.

I quite convinced that he would sell Jasper kitty for $2 to the animal testing facility if he was really thirsty and a few bucks short. The only morals/ethics he has is whatever he needs to get what he wants right now.

 

[Iron Hamster]

In defense of Phil for a moment when that $300 rolled in he didn't know who it came from. His greed was just happy to get it. The man took the supposed last $11 from a supporter once and didn't think twice. So would phil refund the $300 HELL NO he wouldn't.

I think it's more interesting he doesn't verify anymore then attempts to cry chargeback

 

[Sup3r]

So DSP is going to play 3 GTA games back-to-back? I remember how well that went when he tried to play 3 Mass Effect games back-to-back...

You mean when he played 1 and 3 but skipped 2 because he had played it earlier? Like what's the point of playing multiple games in the series at that point.

Also I doubt he'll play all 3 games. He'll have wage quitted by then because they'll still have all the other bullshit he hated.

 

[Lord_Point]

Is it expect streamers vet their income or are we just being special so we can nit pick Dave? I generally think tipping any internet beggars streamer is stupid, but it sounds like a dumb ask to expect them to know the people tipping them. If I ran a donut shop, im just there to sell donuts, im not going to be running background checks on people.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Am I misremembering or doesn't San Andreas have a pretty frustrating plane mission? I remember having to fly a cessna through waypoints at some point. And I think each game in the series has a mission to deliver a car without damage, wonder how that's going to go with more traffic now.

pffft. Don't worry. He just practiced on flight stimulator.

 

[Personal Jesus]

So do you guys think he's gonna fail and rage as hard on the GTA 3 remake as he did on the original? That was really some of the best salt, and handholding doesn't solve his problems with driving and just generally terrible situational awareness. They will probably dumb it down and babymode it for people like Phil, ironically just as Metokur said devs are doing when watching his original playthrough. Truly a lot of pathos for this playthrough.

Gotta love how he always retcons his salt and raging after finishing a game, pretending he loved every minute of it despite sounding like he was on the verge of frustration-sobs.

The main reason why the PS2 GTAs were hard were because the controls were godawful, this seems to be rectified/fixed and the games will probably have checkpoint during the missions like GTA V so they will probably be as easy as GTA IV and V.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

Is it expect streamers vet their income or are we just being special so we can nit pick Dave? I generally think tipping any internet beggars streamer is stupid, but it sounds like a dumb ask to expect them to know the people tipping them. If I ran a donut shop, im just there to sell donuts, im not going to be running background checks on people.

Any topic Phil bragged about being the smartest or bestest at is something hell eternally get shit for once it's clear he's full of it.

The donut merchant isn't going around bragging about his fancy new ultra unbreakable safe in the back and how only he can open it to a dining room full of thieves and bomb lobbing anarchists.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Normal even partially sane person - "you know I have a bad rep and one of these is I groomed panda lee...WHOS NOT ASIAN!!, perhaps I should for this and many other reasons not associate with known bible thumping pedos"

DSP - "I need that money, I really do, to pay my WWE champions bills!"

Sweet Black Baby Jesus phil you are a special fucktard.

Once again fate hands you a gift wrapped excuse to have a large tips goal on the Halloween spergtacular. I don't want to give him any ideas cause thats like reverse neghole pozzing, butthole touching? BUT there's a con there a con where he can get money and the moral high ground for once in his pathetic life.

EDIT - GotG reviews are coming out, better than avengers, different feel from the movies (which PP knows them from), few graphical issues, better than "allah pee pee pull" thought it was going to be. I would argue that people tell me behind the scenes thus allah pee pull say it's a surprise hit of 2021.

but PP can't be wrong so he'll continue to play games no one cares about or aren't really streamer with the personality of a brick games and miss another "big game"! He could pull the "I'm leaving the music on" grift.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

The main reason why the PS2 GTAs were hard were because the controls were godawful, this seems to be rectified/fixed and the games will probably have checkpoint during the missions like GTA V so they will probably be as easy as GTA IV and V.

It's already confirmed that they are making the checkpoints more generous and Phil crowed about it on Twitter. It's going to be a very boring couple of months for those who like seeing Phil fail at games.

 

[Iron Hamster]

EDIT - GotG reviews are coming out, better than avengers, different feel from the movies (which PP knows them from), few graphical issues, better than "allah pee pee pull" thought it was going to be. I would argue that people tell me behind the scenes thus allah pee pull say it's a surprise hit of 2021.

but PP can't be wrong so he'll continue to play games no one cares about or aren't really streamer with the personality of a brick games and miss another "big game"! He could pull the "I'm leaving the music on" grift.

So.......worst game of the year incoming I suppose.

 

[Bigpapapump]

I know nothing about the youtube system. I do know he turned his comments back on. All the comments on the recent videos appear to be positive without anybody shitting on him. Is there something that is allowing this to happen, or is he just deleting comments?

iirc youtube always offered the option to approve comments before publishing them, but it kinda fell out of publicity since only very few channels used it.
phil enabled it just to allow retards to post paid comments, but he monitors everything before it gets published, that's why everything looks positive.
someone said a few pages ago that you can write something positive, phil will publish it and then you can go back to edit the comment to whatever you like.

Yeah, Dave straight up said he was moderating the comment sections, and he'd actively remove and block negative comments. So, just like his chat in livestreams, no bullyjerks allowed.

 

[Lord_Point]

Any topic Phil bragged about being the smartest or bestest at is something hell eternally get shit for once it's clear he's full of it.

The donut merchant isn't going around bragging about his fancy new ultra unbreakable safe in the back and how only he can open it to a dining room full of thieves and bomb lobbing anarchists.

Unless im missing something here the claim was he wouldn't get chargebacks, which he didn't in this case, not that he would never take money from a morally bad person. Its kind of a petty retard take to confuse the two to dunk on DSP.

Back to my autistic donut shop, if I have a sign that says "employees can't open safe" and I sell donuts to an ex con, in no way did my security system fail. If anything it succeeded because I got more donut money.

 

[Bigpapapump]

On a surface level living like DSP sounds appealing with the 95k a year for playing video games poorly, but a more careful look shows how miserable and depressing Phil's life truly is.

I agree 100%. But i feel zero pitty, because this is the life and regard he's bought himself, by working harder at being a lazy, shiftless, arrogant piece of shit, then he'd have EVER had to work just to sort himself out. I know people like this irl, those who put way more time and effort into surviving by not working, then they'd ever have to work at an actual job in order to secure much more money and success. They are just too fucking stupid to comprehend that living and working legit would be much easier, and too afraid to take their affairs into their own hands. Cuz then, if they failed, it's their own fault. When they get by on lying, cheating and stealing, then there's always someone or something else to blame. Fuck Phil, and fuck everyone that thinks and acts like him. And more so, fuck the folks that enable the shit to go on.