US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Least Concern]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST KILL MY DOGGO! NOT MY HECKIN' GOOD BOY! NOT MY CHONKY LONGBOI MLEM BORK BORK BOOP SNOOT PUPPERINO! NOOOO!
NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T GAS ME!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I AM JUST AN INNOCENT LIL MARVEL PUPPERINO BORK BORK AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CAN GET YOU A 16 PICTURE DEAL WITH KEVIN FEIGE IF YOU DCFAGS LET ME G-- *chambers open* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOO NOT THE WOOFER DOGGO NOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN POOR GOODBOI PUPPERINO BORKER LONGBOI CLOUDY BOI NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE BAMBOOZLED MLEM BLEP BORKING FLUFFER DOGGERINO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOUR DOIN ME A FRIGHTEN I'M SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW
NOOO NOT THE LE WOOFER DOGGO MLEM NOOOOOOOOO NOT THE LE LONGBOI BARKER SNOOTER PUPPERINO PUPPER NOOOOOOOO UR DOIN ME A HECKIN FRIGHTEN BY HURTING THE BLEPPER DOGGER BORKER CHONKER FLOOFER I AM BAMBOOZLED
NOOOOOO NOT THE WOOFER DOGGO NOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN POOR GOODBOI PUPPERINO BORKER LONGBOI CLOUDY BOI NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE BAMBOOZLED MLEM BLEP BORKING FLUFFER DOGGERINO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOUR DOIN ME A FRIGHTEN I'M SO ANGRY

this but unironically

 

[Trianon]

Which is hilarious, because below is the current front page of Yahoo.

This is why pandering doesn't work. For ALL the right-wing censorship Facebook and Reddit do, the mainstream media still treats them like they are Kiwi Farms.

It is NEVER good enough.

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These Facebook stories are schizophrenic.

One story criticizes them for not censoring enough in the Middle East because they might see war crimes on their feed.

Another story criticizes them for censoring Arabic posts too much. (???)

Facebook knew this was coming and put out a generic statement a week or two ago. It's just so embarrassingly transparent that the media just doesn't want a competitor. I'm all for investigative journalism, but when every media company joins together on something like this, it stinks.

I really don't get the fucking idea that there was election fraud. The amount of skill and closed lips needed would be fucking absurd.

This is the same government who couldn't cover up the Watergate scandal, a break in to a shitty motel. Imagine trying to cover up fucking election fraud.

I do believe there's fraud, but seeing the supposed "collusion" between the White House and the school board association to get people labeled terrorist, I am gaining a better appreciation for how amateur hour it all is. The slightest bit of pressure makes the plan fold. Further, once you've cracked the exterior, you can't get those involved to coordinate on a defense strategy. It almost seemed orchestrated to hurt Dems the most. They waited for Garland to admit he used the letter as a pretense before retracting the letter, so it's all about who can run and hide first, not about preserving the "plan" and using their power against their enemies. So I'm more ready to admit that 2020 was a perfect storm that hid some stuff in a way that was impossible to trace, but it won't be that bad again.

And then someone else just YOLO's even harder.

 

[CaesarCzech]

The problem with that is that California is too big, you only really have three states to work with on the West Coast and all are liberal shitholes. The trade from Europe already goes to different ports. anything from India or China comes to the West Coast though. Lower trade with China, and you lower usage of the West Coast. The only other options are for that trade to go around South America which massively increases costs or through the Panama Canal, and the Panama Canal is strained as is.

What about making a deal with Mexico and having either Baha California as port to complement shipping or if its transport from shipping doing it in Mexico proper and then transporting stuff to Texas ?

I really don't get the fucking idea that there was election fraud. The amount of skill and closed lips needed would be fucking absurd.

This is the same government who couldn't cover up the Watergate scandal, a break in to a shitty motel. Imagine trying to cover up fucking election fraud.

Notice how Biden got Black turnout ? they basically knew which nogs didnt vote and put them as voted Democrat, its not changing votes of those who voted, its simply adding fake votes based on those who didnt come and it happened in fully rotten areas.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

I really don't get the fucking idea that there was election fraud. The amount of skill and closed lips needed would be fucking absurd.

This is the same government who couldn't cover up the Watergate scandal, a break in to a shitty motel. Imagine trying to cover up fucking election fraud.

Remember the Time article where they bragged about it?

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Look at this POS, smug and arrogant then contrast it with this poor beagle puppy, lying motionless, literally being eaten alive by flies on its face, day after day. He's given up, he stopped moving and struggling, he can't bark because his vocal cords were cut so it wouldn't bother his torturers. He just wants to die to end his miserable short existence on his planet, all he wishes is for the swift release of death so he can be at peace . If that doesn't move you then you have no empathy, no morality.

I want to see the same done to smug fuckface in Minecraft, justice demands it.

 

[WhatInTheActualFuck]

Look at this POS, smug and arrogant then contrast it with this poor beagle puppy, lying motionless, literally being eaten alive by flies on its face, day after day. He's given up, he stopped moving and struggling, he can't bark because his vocal cords were cut so it wouldn't bother his torturers. He just wants to die to end his miserable short existence on his planet, all he wishes is for the swift release of death so he can be at peace . If that doesn't move you then you have no empathy, no morality.

I want to see the same done to smug fuckface in Minecraft, justice demands it.
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Goddamn, that picture makes me want to headbutt and curbstomp that decrepit manlet in Minecraft.

 

[verissimus]

I really don't get the fucking idea that there was election fraud. The amount of skill and closed lips needed would be fucking absurd.

This is the same government who couldn't cover up the Watergate scandal, a break in to a shitty motel. Imagine trying to cover up fucking election fraud.

How hard is it to imagine that when we clearly have an administration and members of media that were willing to

1) Cover-up or downplay the unmitigated humiliating withdrawal from Afghanistan;
2) Cover-up or downplay both the scale and crisis that is illegal immigration to this country (in particular kids in cages, Haitians appearing out of nowhere, etc.);
3) Cover-up or downplay Joe Biden's obvious lack of mental faculties;
4) Gaslight and denigrate parents who were railing against schools boards especially in that one incident in Loudon, Virginia until it became obvious who was in the wrong;
5) Gaslight Trump and Trump supporters for over 4 years especially in the case of Juicy Smooyeah's hate crime, etc.

Edit :
6) Cover-up, downplay, and outright censor the Hunter Biden story knowing full well that could probably turn away enough voters away from supporting Joe Biden prior to the election.

And that's just the shortlist. If you honestly think these people are incapable or unwilling of turning a blind eye and deaf ears to election fraud, you're stupid.

 

[Jaimas]

I really don't get the fucking idea that there was election fraud. The amount of skill and closed lips needed would be fucking absurd.

This is the same government who couldn't cover up the Watergate scandal, a break in to a shitty motel. Imagine trying to cover up fucking election fraud.

Putting it simply, there was, and they don't give a shit if you know.

The reason they don't is that they've effectively made talking about election fraud of any kind grounds for banning on Social Media.

If you want a synopsis of why Alzheimer Joe's win makes no mathematical sense, go look up HK's posts on the matter. If you want a more concrete example of fraud in action, look up the Maricopa Audit or any of the dozens of videos in this thread documenting voter fraud.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

I really don't get the fucking idea that there was election fraud. The amount of skill and closed lips needed would be fucking absurd.

This is the same government who couldn't cover up the Watergate scandal, a break in to a shitty motel. Imagine trying to cover up fucking election fraud.

I will just paste a quote of Dmitry orlov my comrade is squat to answer this

But it all worked out thanks to the wonderful US public education system. It has produced several generations of Americans who can barely count on their fingers and toes. Were they able to do basic arithmetic, they would have spotted the problem: 74 million votes for Trump plus 81 million votes for Biden gives us 155 million votes total. But there were only 153 million registered voters just two years ago, so that's 101% voter turn-out. And then 160 million are said to have voted, so that's 104.5% turn-out! Compare that to 55.7% turn-out in the 2016 election.

There is no way to make the numbers make any sense. Since 2016 the US population grew by just under 8 million. Optimistically assuming half of them became eligible to vote; that would add 4 million to the rolls. Optimistically assuming all of them actually registered to vote, that would only make 157 million. Accept the reported stunning voter turn-out number for 2020 of 66.7%. That's just under 105 million votes total—nowhere near then 160 million number that has been reported. If Trump got 74 million votes, as reported, then just 31 million votes would be the theoretical maximum for Biden—less then half as many as for Trump

Can you do math bro?

God you americans sometimes are infuriating when it comes to laws of physics and mathematics.

 

[FAQnews Correspondent]

Can you do math bro?

God you americans sometimes are infuriating when it comes to laws of physics and mathematics.

Why do you think they put common core math as the curriculum in schools?

 

[GuntPunt]

But it all worked out thanks to the wonderful US public education system. It has produced several generations of Americans who can barely count on their fingers and toes. Were they able to do basic arithmetic, they would have spotted the problem: 74 million votes for Trump plus 81 million votes for Biden gives us 155 million votes total. But there were only 153 million registered voters just two years ago, so that's 101% voter turn-out. And then 160 million are said to have voted, so that's 104.5% turn-out! Compare that to 55.7% turn-out in the 2016 election.

There was 127 million votes in 2016 (62mm for Trump and 65mm for Hilldog) +3rd party but who cares.
If that is 55.7% turnout as you described, than that is 240mm registered voters from 2016, and we are adding 28 mm votes this election, that is not over 100% by your own math. It's like in the 70s percentile.

Something's not adding up.

 

[Getting tard comed]

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That's not going to age well considering where the "right" of public schools and all democratically elected goverments come from.

Then again, they obviously don't care about first principles. So what is the headline they go with as parents continue to pull their kids out of public school en masse and the schools lose their funding. "Parents don't have a right to decide where their kids go to school" good luck with that.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

There was 127 million votes in 2016 (62mm for Trump and 65mm for Hilldog) +3rd party but who cares.
If that is 55.7% turnout as you described, than that is 240mm registered voters from 2016, and we are adding 28 mm votes this election, that is not over 100% by your own math. It's like in the 70s percentile.

Something's not adding up.

In 2020 were registered 168 million

Number of registered voters in the United States 1996-2020 | Statista

In 2020, there were 168.31 million people registered to vote in the United States.

www.statista.com

Your math sucks

There other inconsistencies 2018 there were 153 mil registered and then jump for 15 mil votes if you look at the link doesn't make sense

I am summoning @Gehenna

To explain how this shit works . Because my slav brain can handle so much inconsistencies how nobody asked this fucking question

 

[Blake Chortles]

The reason people get so mad about beagles and not as much about humans is because we are entering a post Christian ethics run society. So humans are now inherently worthless instead of fellow imagebearers of God and any value they are given by society is often arbitrary and subjective. They haven’t done that with puppies yet.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

Why do you think they put common core math as the curriculum in schools?

To adjust and control the standard of basic mathematics and to separate the ability to teach your children because the method is convoluted and ass fucking backwards.

Control, shape children independant of parents ability to do so.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Putting it simply, there was, and they don't give a shit if you know.

The reason they don't is that they've effectively made talking about election fraud of any kind grounds for banning on Social Media.

If you want a synopsis of why Alzheimer Joe's win makes no mathematical sense, go look up HK's posts on the matter. If you want a more concrete example of fraud in action, look up the Maricopa Audit or any of the dozens of videos in this thread documenting voter fraud.

I miss HK.

 

[northstar747]

To adjust and control the standard of basic mathematics and to separate the ability to teach your children because the method is convoluted and ass fucking backwards.

Control, shape children independant of parents ability to do so.

Oh god.

Common core failed and was just a retread of "new math" which was best described as "focusing on understanding what your doing vs getting the right answer"

Also since math is waaaay more ridged than any other topic. It would make sense that we could have national stadard or "common" pedagogical method that could be applied everywhere.

Oh wait failed....wonder why.....oh how about this if you want effective education you need to have teachers that basically effective and allowed to do what works. rather than having a national standard.

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

Why do you think they put common core math as the curriculum in schools?

Don’t get me started on that shit. I have an engineering degree with a math minor and I have no idea how to teach my daughter addition because somehow the way I learned it is no longer applicable.

 

[Oats12345]

The ostensible purpose was to get them thoroughly infested to test a medication meant to kill that species of infestation. But the methods were... barbaric. No anesthesia, no quiet into the night, they just let them eat them alive, fully conscious, fully feeling, fully aware. Holy fuck.

I could kind of see the point of such experiments if I squint my eyes real hard and pretend there aren't vast biological differences between dogs and humans, but this new story about lobotomizing monkeys with acid to increase the levels of fear they feel? There's no justification in the world for mass-producing the fetishistic tortures of Jeffrey Dahmer.

Honselty their both very fuck up experiments even for animal testing slandered. Seriously it makes Fauci look even more psychotic.

 

[jje100010001]

The reason people get so mad about beagles and not as much about humans is because we are entering a post Christian ethics run society. So humans are now inherently worthless instead of fellow imagebearers of God and any value they are given by society is often arbitrary and subjective. They haven’t done that with puppies yet.

Yes, and puppies and babies are relatively blameless compared to people and also induce a maternal/paternal reaction, which could be why people react far more negatively reactions over them.

Same with the Afghan doggos vs the Afghans hanging off the plane.