Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[captkrisma]

If anything, this is making want to stay the fuck away from Hearts.

I also like how Jack also tries to mitigate us calling him out for dumping spices. For this he uses a grinder that is not opaque, and with an opening above the camera line. This fucks with perspective and hides the actual amount he's adding in, not to mention he might also add more as the camera is turned off.

Stop your bullshit, Jack.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Jack lying out his fat ass about being inspired by the "Allstralian" restaurant. There's one reason and one reason only he's doing this recipe: so he can pretend he's still dieting. Ignore all of the pizza, burgers, etc. he's had recently, he's totally keto gaiz! He really isn't selling it well either. "I don't think you'll hate it, it just won't be your cup of tea" -- yeah he really didn't like this.

Just over two minutes of Jack awkwardly opening the spice containers. He has to leave this in to pretend his arm still works. Fatty can't figure out how the lift & peel tabs work so he bites it off. Now that entire container is contaminated. "I love coomin"

Mushbrain is really strong in this video, he interrupts himself constantly and just says whatever comes to mind. "It's totally raining outside, it's weird!" Uh, yeah, OK Jack.

"It's a little soggy" Yeah those are as mushy as his brain. They were not "beautifully seasoned", he just kind of half-assedly poured some on top and stirred it a little bit. They should have been tossed in an oil and spice mixture, and I would have roasted them in the oven instead of pan-frying. It seems like he ripped off some Indian cauliflower recipe but Jacked it up by taking a bunch of other ingredients out.

Jack is “Alltistic”

 

[Kermit Jizz]

It's bad seasoning practice, yes, but do we really want him to eat even more salt than he already does?

@Ihatejackscalfani does

 

[rubytintedchix]

How do we know that’s actually coconut oil and not bacon up or straight up lard (ala crisco shortening)? He could be totally bait and switching us here and I wouldn’t put it past him at all.

Also, why the fuck wouldn’t you roast the cauliflower and not fucking fry it. Or even if you were frying it…air fry it to save the oil from making it soggy. He’s such a tard.

I got 3 words for you.

Scalfani. Cauliflower. Queefs.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

I got 3 words for you.

Scalfani. Cauliflower. Queefs.

I don’t eat cauliflower, because it makes my shits slimy and smell ungodly awful. Jack’s cauliflower farts would probably kill someone.

 

[Adamska]

I don’t eat cauliflower, because it makes my shits slimy and smell ungodly awful. Jack’s cauliflower farts would probably kill someone.

Don't forget that Jack loves eating fuckloads of red meat and sugar alcohol, so combine what you wrote with the adjectives "sticky", "runny", and "frequent".

I wonder how often Mommy-Wife has to replace his toilet?

 

[p1138]

Don't forget that Jack loves eating fuckloads of red meat and sugar alcohol, so combine what you wrote with the adjectives "sticky", "runny", and "frequent".

I wonder how often Mommy-Wife has to replace his toilet?

Pfft, she's as much of a fatass and probably eats the same crap most of the time. The only difference is that she isn't afraid of something resembling a salad on occasion. If anything they probably have themselves an industrial grade drain snake to clear the toilet out once a week.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm actually surprised he bothered to use peppercorns, though not surprised he tried to use a coffee grinder rather than a proper spice grinder for it.

I actually generally approve of the concept of using a coffee grinder for spices, for the sole reason actually dedicated spice grinders are absurdly expensive for what they do. Sure you can't use for them coffee afterward but you can just buy another. They're just a thing that grinds stuff, and a coffee grinder is the cheapest such device.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

"I would really like them bite sized"

lol of course he fucking does, even when it's a vegetable dish, he wants as little vegetable as possible.

 

[Joycondrift]

I would imagine the restaurant version was battered/coated and deep fried no?

Fired cauliflower slaps.

You can't really pan saute them to the same effect.

I can at least appreciate the attempt at improvement notes.

However its a little washy to call it great..exactly like the restaurant..identical flavors..should have seasoned it heavier..should have fired it longer..should have made it more crispy etc

Which is it. Was it identical or did it need to be recooked.

It was essentially a ten minute video about mediocre sauteed cauliflower.

No salt? Cool. Maybe a move towards healthier eating. Maybe he forgot to add salt (again). It's a 50/50 toss up.

Grinding own spices? Ok. Improvement. Keep doing it.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I actually generally approve of the concept of using a coffee grinder for spices, for the sole reason actually dedicated spice grinders are absurdly expensive for what they do. Sure you can't use for them coffee afterward but you can just buy another. They're just a thing that grinds stuff, and a coffee grinder is the cheapest such device.

Agreed. I've got a cheap one I picked up at Target just for spices on those occasions I need to grind a whole bunch of them. No need to go for a burr grinder or something like that.

How do we know that’s actually coconut oil and not bacon up or straight up lard (ala crisco shortening)? He could be totally bait and switching us here and I wouldn’t put it past him at all.

It's because coconut oil is "hip" and totally keto. Whether it's actually coconut oil, although it does look like it, he's just trying to prove to people how "healthy" he is.

But notice we didn't see it melt? That's because he took out a lot of it. Instead of dumping what looked like a cup and a bit of oil he wound up with just a small amount in the pan that barely covered the bottom. There's no way in hell that that big lump of fat, and I mean the oil not Mushbrain, melted into that small amount in the pan.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Rob rules

Dam. Rob is the best. I think he has had it with jack and just doesn't give a fuck if he gets banned.

Absolute banger dunk on Jack while picking up the mushrooms.

And makes food I'd consider making. Yum. That looks good.

It's bad seasoning practice, yes, but do we really want him to eat even more salt than he already does?

I want him to eat enough salt to become dead.

We’ll be watching all of the Halloween classics on this week’s livestream.

Jack plays with GI Joes dollies confirmed.

A Halloween themed PC & TLM? Oh goodie.

 

[boxybum]

there's a restaurant...its an Australian RESTURANT they brought all the Australian recipes to this restaurant its kind of a breakfast lunch restaurant

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

I don’t eat cauliflower, because it makes my shits slimy and smell ungodly awful. Jack’s cauliflower farts would probably kill someone.

You might want to see a doctor about that.

 

[abobe]

Jack's odd shaped head makes his fitted cap not very fitting.

 

[Lenzperkins]

Dam. Rob is the best. I think he has had it with jack and just doesn't give a fuck if he gets banned.


And makes food I'd consider making. Yum. That looks good.


I want him to eat enough salt to become dead.


A Halloween themed PC & TLM? Oh goodie.

@4:24
"I like to use fresh garlic whenever I have it. And you know what, if I don't have it the grocery store isn't too far away. "

I Love Rob.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

And makes food I'd consider making. Yum. That looks good.

Creamy mushroom soup is fucking amazing, it's one of those things I have to keep myself from making regularly, if I do I'm almost sure to have the whole fucking pot on a sitting lol!

Also, we are talking about soup made with fresh mushrooms straight from the farm, and Rob knows what he is doing. That soup must have been amazing!

Don't forget that Jack loves eating fuckloads of red meat and sugar alcohol, so combine what you wrote with the adjectives "sticky", "runny", and "frequent".

I wonder how often Mommy-Wife has to replace his toilet?

I don't get why Jack, after two fucking strokes, didn't even bother trying to change his habits. Eating red meat is fine, but this nigga here eats the whole fucking cow and then some!

For real, it's not hard to eat healthier while eating well, putting Jack on a salad only diet would never work unless you put him in a jail cell with the salad bowl, but fuck me if this guy doesn't even try to change his ways!

 

[Staffy]

Jack's odd shaped head makes his fitted cap not very fitting.

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He looks faggy as ever. He might as well cut the act and dress up like a fag

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

This dumbfuck thinks his arm is ever going to work again? Lmao what a stupid idiot bastard!

God will heal him, most likely in the same way all these Prayer Warriors heal those with the China Coof. /cynism

Oh look, the unemployable crippled man is spending his workday flipping through a catalog designed for children. And of course the guy that somehow manages to bring politics into cooking videos is complaining when he thinks other people are doing it.

The catalog is available here if anyone wants to try to figure out what he means. I skimmed it but didn't see anything that would enrage him enough to make a Facebook post. Hopefully Rob will jump into the comments so we can figure out what the hell he's going on about.

Edit: I've now looked at the entire thing because apparently I have nothing important to do in life. I figured there were boys playing with dolls or something, but almost entirely nope. It's a still the typical 1950s toys/gender stereotypes. The only things I could find that could trigger him: 1) a girl playing with matchbox cars; a female GI joe action figure (there were still multiple male figures); and 3) racially diverse child models. That's all in 88 fucking pages. It's not like there was a full page spread for "WOKE: The Board Game" or something. Is that really enough to enrage Jack? Is his life that empty?

I really hope someone asks him about it. I want him to admit that he didn't like it because there were pictures of black children.

I think I found the reason of Jack's whining, look at the book titles.

 

[Formerly Trucks]

I think I found the reason of Jack's whining, look at the book titles.
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Hey, you're right,
"The World Needs More Purple People"
From the look of Jack's arm they are not too far off from having one more.