Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Lucas, with his tripas tacos and quesadilla, is inching closer to producing mukbangs.

The spectacle of Lucas feeding is revolting. Aside from the ugly sights and lusty sounds, it's gross. Like watching a cirrhotic alcoholic chug vodka, or a terminal coomer beat off. It's awkward watching someone indulge their vices destructively. I would not watch a Werner mukbang.

If Lucas were, however, to heighten the spectacle's foulness with his food choices, it might be watchable. I have no interest in observing him chew on tacos, but if he gorged himself on sticks of butter, or went the route of Shoenice and gobbled up bars of deodorant, it would make for almost compelling viewing. If he ate a plate of frozen catfish, I would donate to his CashApp.
Zoomer Bae said:
But isn’t his main pitch his magical semen and how it can heal his teenage bride and produce flawless offspring? Do the telomeres pass through the condom? 🤔
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There are few things sadder than a condom in the hands of an incel, one of them being a condom in the hands of an invalidcel.
 
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Maxxicus Callahan said:
He looks completely insane in this photo, shirtless, dull black eyes with a thousand yard stare.

The women would be plentiful and beautiful and all into me? What does he want a trip to Epstein’s private island so he can live out his days like a hedonist faggot with a harem of teenagers.

You wouldn’t laugh at my pain, you’d feel the same. We do laugh at your pain it’s hilarious to watch you run circles in a hell of your own making. And who else can possibly feel the same about your sperm?View attachment 2647610
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Lucas would never get invited to Epstein's Island.
Even other pedophile sex criminals don't want a stinky deranged hobo with temper issues hanging around.
 
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wenttobermuda said:
Lucas, with his tripas tacos and quesadilla, is inching closer to producing mukbangs.

The spectacle of Lucas feeding is revolting. Aside from the ugly sights and lusty sounds, it's gross. Like watching a cirrhotic alcoholic chug vodka, or a terminal coomer beat off. It's awkward watching someone indulge their vices destructively. I would not watch a Werner mukbang.

If Lucas were, however, to heighten the spectacle's foulness with his food choices, it might be watchable. I have no interest in observing him chew on tacos, but if he gorged himself on sticks of butter, or went the route of Shoenice and gobbled up bars of deodorant, it would make for almost compelling viewing. If he ate a plate of frozen catfish, I would donate to his CashApp.

There are few things sadder than a condom in the hands of an incel, one of them being a condom in the hands of an invalidcel.
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Well said.

The thing that gets to me about watching Lucas eat, and I think I've mentioned this before, is how strangely mobile his ocularis oris is. There is a quality that evokes a toothless old reprobate, like the old "bitter beer" commercials, in the way Lucas's lips and cheeks bounce, rotate, and rise and fall as he chews these enormous bites. It's particularly noticable in the recent Atilano's videos. His lips, cast together in a greasy gorged pout, rise up to almost graze his nose, and then smoothly swivel down to chin level. Its as if he has no teeth, and he's just gumming the hell out of his binges.

Gross.

This, combined with his bulging psycho eyes, which look wholly insane under the best of circumstances, completes the look of orgiastic self-abuse that he radiates when he films this caloric masturbation.
 
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mothman96 said:
How screwed is his brain. He rages because his scrambled egg rutting animal brain tells him Gen X men with cars and money are hooking up with Gen Z's at the bars. He then turns around and encourages the Gen X men to head to the bars to hook up with the Gen Z's.
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I'm sure there are duplicates between IG and Youtube but it's been a very long day, it's late, I'm tired, so you're welcome for the double feature of Lucas ripsnorting his way through tacos like the patchy-haired hog he is.

Chat is on, the replays stay up, and we all know Lucas stalks that shit obsessively so go, pun intended, ham.

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Did he ever end up eating your catfish? If he wasted it then he insulted poor people, especially starving African children. You didn't send him to LA for nothing, he was given a free catfish, after he paid hundreds for a flight. He should've been greatful not mad.
 
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Da Dude123 said:
Lucas has said that if a Gen Z bae or baby zoom, if you will, is around him then she will have feelings of well being. Now his sperm is electric and will produce stronger baby DNA. But even with a condom Gen Z women will benefit from his stub and fist.
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So.....he basically thinks he's an irl darth jadus then, only instead of feeling a strong aura of pain and fear just by being in his presence he thinks being in his presence will give zoomers a feeling of well being and pass his telomeres on to them through osmosis

Da Dude123 said:
Even if Lucas lost his feet and was stuck in a wheel chair or hoveround, he would still claim to be plenty good and that his spern was still electric as it ever was. He would then add ableism along with agephobia to his moos. He already is technically disabled due to his exceptionalism.
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True, but at least now his limbs haven't rotted off and he can still walk and at least attempt to keep some of his weight off. Imagine what he'll be like when the beetus takes his feet and he can't walk anymore. He'll sit in a corner somewhere gorging himself on food all day until he looks like one of those people from my 600 pound life
 
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ManbearPig said:
Did he ever end up eating your catfish? If he wasted it then he insulted poor people, especially starving African children. You didn't send him to LA for nothing, he was given a free catfish, after he paid hundreds for a flight. He should've been greatful not mad.
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If Lucas had any class at all, he would've said grace and eaten the catfish.

If the Mallon arc involves Lucas ballooning up in weight, then it has promise after all. Lucas was once a self-described "6xl." He has the potential to be big, deathfat faggot. Fatter is funnier. Also, as his waistline expands, his hygiene will become more interesting to observe.
 
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mothman96 said:
Pizza for "his" guy. Must of been hard not eating that slice so he could make a show out of it on video.
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"His" guy didn't come across enthused about having Lucas at his door.

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The fact that lucas records himself doing shit like this shows he thinks it makes him look like some kind of good person when it has the opposite effect. Good people don't have to record themselves doing 'charitable' things to convince anyone they are good. His are literally the actions of a narcissistic manipulator

That said, lucas always assumes that when he does stuff like this people become indebted to him and owe him something. Namely access to a zoomer bae. He has even admitted it at times. So he's trying to manipulate the person he is giving shit to as well. Same as the popcorn. Then he'll give it a little time and start trying to guilt them into giving up info about the hookups and whatnot. This is exactly the same shit he tried to pull at the college and the homeless shelters and everywhere else he has lived. Its his usual pattern and it always ends with him ending up angry and raging on video about how they're greedy and won't give him the hookup despite giving them shit

So as expected, he is starting to get comfortable enough to fall back into his manipulative patterns again. The same patterns that never end well for him. Its only a matter of time before some kind of chimpout happens
 
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mothman96 said:
Pizza for "his" guy. Must of been hard not eating that slice so he could make a show out of it on video.
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"His" guy didn't come across enthused about having Lucas at his door.

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100% This.

Lucas's neighbor seemed about as into receiving Lucas's leftovers as any of us would be. To say nothing of the fact that I've never seen someone giving their friend leftover pizza, and having it literally be a single slice. Uno. Solitaire. A lonely little triangle. "Here you go, buddy! Here's enough food to whet your appetite, but not enough to satisfy it! *Burp* I ate the other nine-tenths of the pizza! Boy was that good! Don't say I never did anything for ya! Oh, and next time your little sister comes to visit, introduce me to her, 'kay?"

(I bet it was the smallest slice in the pie, too!)
 
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mothman96 said:
Pizza for "his" guy. Must of been hard not eating that slice so he could make a show out of it on video.
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"His" guy didn't come across enthused about having Lucas at his door.

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He's like one of those women that takes a photo of themselves giving a dollar to a homeless man on a street corner. "Look how generous I am, lol! I'm so kind hearted and better than everyone else. You should be more like me!"

This is what Lucas was essentially saying with that dumb fucking video. And the dude barely opened the door for him... almost seemed like he wasn't going to at all.
 
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I think I speak for all women when I say that nothing has ever been less arousing than listening to Lucas chew and swallow his 10th meal of the day.
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Yes. It's downright disgusting and makes me nauseous. It's like watching an animal eat. Lucas repulses me at a level that I can't even articulate.

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The fact that lucas records himself doing shit like this shows he thinks it makes him look like some kind of good person when it has the opposite effect. Good people don't have to record themselves doing 'charitable' things to convince anyone they are good. His are literally the actions of a narcissistic manipulator
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Seriously. A good person does things for others without it being performative. Lucas is clearly just out for bragging rights. It's hilarious that he thinks this is going to help him get his zoomer bae. I'm pretty sure everyone can see right through his bullshit.
 
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PrincessKidana said:
He's like one of those women that takes a photo of themselves giving a dollar to a homeless man on a street corner. "Look how generous I am, lol! I'm so kind hearted and better than everyone else. You should be more like me!"

This is what Lucas was essentially saying with that dumb fucking video. And the dude barely opened the door for him... almost seemed like he wasn't going to at all.
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You do know he's literally done almost this exact thing, right?

He used to film himself sneaking out in the middle of the night, when he still lived at the fabled fart closet, to lay food gifts near sleeping homeless teenage girls. He had to do it when they were asleep, because he couldn't bear the thought of the chance of eye contact with them. One of his most common gifts was 7-Eleven cocktail sausages, brand name Cocktail Peps, which we memed on in the thread for a little while.

Lucas doesn't really understand the concept of what you can and cannot donate to people...or even how to go about it. He's mentioned "donating" his disgusting, unwashed, sweat-stained t-shirts, that he's worn while homeless, without showering for a month... which are clearly fit only for a landfill. He's also mentioned leaving the roaches of his joints in areas where people could "get at them", as if during Covid, or frankly during the healthiest time in human history, anyone was going to pick up random butts off the ground to roll into some mega hepatitis joint and smoke up.

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"His" guy is in room 17.

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The Freak has money this week and winter is approaching. He doesn't have a winter coat but there is the glutton blowing money on restaurant food.
 
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