Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse

Dude is lying or in denial about his weight when he says he cannot reliably cover groceries for more than one person.
He’s (apparently) been living in an apartment that costs at least $1000 a month to rent with remarkably high bills. Given that he’s (apparently) been making that off e-begging, he should be just fine in a house share.

That being said, in his coomsick mind he’s probably hoping for an apartment full of hot lesbians who wander around naked and play Truth or Dare every night.
 
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No bottom floor, gated facility, private security? Requirements? Are you fucking serious?

Literally just not in the absolute worst section of town and unless you specifically pick up creepy stalker dudes you're pretty much as safe as anyone else.

And even if any of that was remotely true, only single women would pay this supposed "housing tax."
 
No bottom floor, gated facility, private security? Requirements? Are you fucking serious?

Literally just not in the absolute worst section of town and unless you specifically pick up creepy stalker dudes you're pretty much as safe as anyone else.

And even if any of that was remotely true, only single women would pay this supposed "housing tax."
It’s not like this enormous fat fuck is going to get attacked anyway. As long as there are no giant salt shakers, he’ll be fine.
 
The new grift begins!
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Sean is looking for roomies and tries to explain where he spends the gibs he's already received.
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No mention of the booze.
How disgusting do you have to be for a landlord to offer payment for moving costs under the threat of eviction? He isn’t talking about nonpayment. He says “do the cleaning I need to avoid eviction”. Boy you nasty.
 
I may have an overdrawn bank account and about to be evicted but at least I have speciality candy to eat
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What the hell is he on about? It's the smell of durian that is distasteful to a lot of Westerners, not the taste. Durian is actually delicious. There's nothing particularly unusual about the flavor either: it's kind of like mango, but naturally creamier and not as tart. You don't need to acquire a taste for it, either. Many people love it the first time they eat it.

Why speculate on the taste of a fruit like you're some sort of connoisseur while you are eating candy that is chemically flavored to taste like it? Especially since (judging by your description) they seem to be expired candies that you found behind a couch cushion.

Sorry to get MATI but what a bizarre thing to get inaccurately pretentious over.
 
Unless you have a blocked nose, you can't taste something without smelling it. Smell and taste are not distinct senses.

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Prepare your puzzle pieces, lads.
According to my quick research most durian cultivars indeed have a foul odour. However that odour might be caused by volatile substances which decompose quickly, leaving the taste.
Whatever. Edit: oops, wrong thread.
 
Prepare your puzzle pieces, lads.
According to my quick research most durian cultivars indeed have a foul odour. However that odour might be caused by volatile substances which decompose quickly, leaving the taste.
Whatever. Edit: oops, wrong thread.
Judging by pictures and videos of Sean and the state of his apartment the durian smell could only be an improvement.
 
Unless you have a blocked nose, you can't taste something without smelling it. Smell and taste are not distinct senses.

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I know, but regardless some things that have an unpleasant odor still taste good to a lot of people, like smelly cheeses for example. Parmesan smells like vomit but is delicious on food. Maybe it's the chemical volatility, maybe something else, you'd have to ask a food scientist.

Anyway, sorry for being autistic but dishing out thoughtful hot takes about durian and Western culture after tasting durian-flavored candy is... exactly what I would expect from this guy, I suppose.
 
The saga continues.
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When all else fails, start a GoFundMe!
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He needs $2350 but is padding it by begging for $7500. It's amazing that even while e-begging Sean comes off as a smug lazy asshole.
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He's 45 and started his BA in 2008 as a non traditional student. I really wonder what he did in those years after high school?
I'll make a (very) small bet that the answer is military service, discharged in the Iraq 2 aftermath in 06 or 07 with a less than or other than honorable. Lefties don't much talk about being in the military even in the US where military service is fetishised, plus a hell of a lot of troons are ex-mil for some reason.
 
He doesn't list that award he claims to have won on his linkedin. Actually, has his linkedin stuff ever been posted here? You know what, I'll post it anyway:
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Wait, he can't mean that "Student Excellence Award" can he...
“Café server?” So he is, in fact, entirely familiar with minimum wage make-ends-meet jobs. In light of his “I can’t find work anywhere!!!” tweets, I find that interesting.
 
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