DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Sskarm]

Ive not been following the past couple days, what happened between dsp and keemstar really?

 

[Wasabi Panda]

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Typical Phil answer and opinion: "Oh man. I got to look back over the history of games to see what got censored. I don't know. I don't really remember of the top of my head what stuff has been censored and what hasn't. I think it's pretty dumb that stuff gets censored in a game. Just don't fucking put it in to begin with. But that's the thing, like times change and when the GTA trilogy was made originally, people thought the confederate stuff was people liked it, some people didn't...(blablabla)"

Thankfully he remembered his savior, the GTA trilogy, to come up with some shit he read in his chat earlier. This View attachment 2667609 plays games for a living FOR 13 YEARS and knows zero about them. So either his gin brain erased his memory or he never gave a fuck/knew. I bet it's the latter. And how could he? The only thing he consumes is Twitter, his dent chat and his own voice for information.

color me shocked, he didn't shit on SFV for censoring Yuri, Cammy's win animation and Mika's super? He even passed up the opportunity to shit on early Nintendo? He really thinks GTA trilogy is like the jesus of streaming, a game that "Alah pee pee pull" are not impressed with and yet somehow he thinks it's a replacement for some white hot brand new IP busy gaming season new release.

Which, Thus, I'm just being honest, I would argue it'll go worse than the Mass Effect savior!

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Ive not been following the past couple days, what happened between dsp and keemstar really?

Keemstar announces the retirement of his Youtube career
Phil instantly dances on his "grave" like the bottom-feeder he is
Someone tells Keemstar that DSP talked shit about him so Keemstar records a call-out video
Phil spills his spaghetti on Twitter and then bans the topic on his stream like always
The whole thing proves that Phil only shit-talks popular content creators because he doesn't think they'll talk back to him, so he doesn't know what to do if they feel like it

 

[Lolidaki]

Ive not been following the past couple days, what happened between dsp and keemstar really?

-Keem announces he's retiring on twitter and a youtube video the next day
-people in Dave's chat pay him to talk about it
-the guy takes the bait and starts shitting on Keem
-Keem fires back with a twitter video
-Dark puts out copium in the form of a tweet nobody can reply to, tells keem to "STAY GONE"
-Keem puts out another video mocking the pig and now lives rent free in the manchild's mind
Been a decent couple of days

 

[NursezillaX]

And the best thing is Phil has no real comeback for this. He can't say Keem is wrong because he's not, Phil literally has been ebegging his entire career and is still in the same spot today, and there's proof of that every day that Phil streams. Keem hit Phil right where it hurts so now Phil's only recourse is to block him like the bitch he is, or breakout the "mentally ill" insults. Either way Keem wins.

Have had to pick up extra hours at work and so many pages have been added that I don't know if this has been mentioned.

I can't say I know how he feels privately, but I assume that he knows this and it grates at him. In public though, he actually DOES try and comeback at people over this accusation by playing up his begging as though it's virtuous. Publicly, he wears the fact that he's 'crowdfunded' (which drives me fucking nuts when he says that) like a fucking badge of honor.

He spins having to rely almost solely on donations on a day to day basis as an indication of how 'real' he is, the 'realest' motherfucker on the internet probably. He's not going to do things like accepting sponsorships and shilling for a game (which he marries together as being the exact same thing, impossible to do one and not the other).

He says that his being 'crowdfunded' just means that he has a small, 'hardcore' base of fans who know he'll always shoot straight with them and never have to lie to because he's not beholden to anyone or anything. He does the 'my e-begging is the most noble and most honest way to earn money as a content creator' shit all the time. Like I said though, in private it likely burns his ass.

He's in too deep to give up, it's part of how these mobile games keep whales in. If he stops now then that's $40~80k wasted and he won't be in the top tier of the game anymore!

It's like being down a 100K at a casino and a gambler just keeps betting cause they're in too far, except in this case the only prize Dave gets is sweaty jpegs and being slightly better than other whales.

What's more horrifying is that Dave isn't even in like the top 100 of the game despite the amount of money he spends on it.

My past struggle with gambling addiction and having those exact 'Im in too deep to just walk away / a big bet on a big hand and I can get out of this hole' thoughts and feelings hundreds of times is what will always blow my mind about this.

No matter how much I lied to myself and knew getting out of a hole by continuing to play was not ever going to happen, the fact remains that it WAS a possibility, no matter how small the chance. He suffers all of the truly shitty financial, and likely emotional, consequences of a gambling addiction, but without ANY possibility to ever recover anything financially. It's absolutely insane to me.

A quote for the ages.

Yeah, it's always entertaining when he tries to project that he's happy with his miserable life. He did the same kind of thing when he got raided on Twitch by someone who sent something like 2k followers to his stream and, minutes later, clocked out right on time because he was too frightened to have such an influx of unpredictable strangers suddenly in his carefully dictated hugbox. When people were telling him how stupid it was to look such a gift horse in the mouth, he said some bullshit about how he was supposed to spend time with Khet and 'some things are more important than money'.

Whenever it's convenient for him or he thinks it can make him look like the bigger person, he all of a sudden stops caring about how much money he's always desperately begging for and is just a simple and contented man. It's such transparent horseshit haha.

 

[Sup3r]

Lmfao he loves when shit like bank leaks hit he can cry, beg harder and be the victim even harder.

I doubt it. The leaks haven't helped his victimisation narrative, if anything it hurt him. It has repeatedly been said that he should've remained silent on the topic and it showed. There was no way for him to come out and talk about it without egg on his face. Between the leaks and his first addressing of it, his begging decreased quite noticably even now it's apparent that he hasn't figured out what he can do to recover.

He hates that the leaks happened because it ruined his begging. It proved he made more than enough to survive and that he was wasting large amounts on doordash and Itunes, and the fallout proved that the wheelchairs noticed. He can't hide it and his numbers (outside of money) are at an all time low. the only reason he makes as much as he does now is because of whales and he knows it, given his behaviour on twitter and youtube have been him trying to rekindle some engagement for the algorithms despite how bad they have been.

color me shocked, he didn't shit on SFV for censoring Yuri, Cammy's win animation and Mika's super? He even passed up the opportunity to shit on early Nintendo? He really thinks GTA trilogy is like the jesus of streaming, a game that "Alah pee pee pull" are not impressed with and yet somehow he thinks it's a replacement for some white hot brand new IP busy gaming season new release.

Which, Thus, I'm just being honest, I would argue it'll go worse than the Mass Effect savior!

Because he doesn't care for gaming. All he does is play, read chat to know what to do and any donations. Knowing history is too much for his gin pickled brain, combined with his admission that he only cared for mvc2 in the past. He's doing with gta what he did with lost judgement: pinning his hopes on a game release to somehow save his flagging streams. Especially when he'll play it in a way that won't be entertaining on stream, just playing the missions and minimal fucking about, because he only finishes games to say he finished them at this point.

 

[Sy Sperling]

color me shocked, he didn't shit on SFV for censoring Yuri, Cammy's win animation and Mika's super? He even passed up the opportunity to shit on early Nintendo? He really thinks GTA trilogy is like the jesus of streaming, a game that "Alah pee pee pull" are not impressed with and yet somehow he thinks it's a replacement for some white hot brand new IP busy gaming season new release.

Which, Thus, I'm just being honest, I would argue it'll go worse than the Mass Effect savior!

I would've said that trend in shooters that get sold in Germany to make everyone a robot. That shit is hilarious.

Edited for grammar.

 

[Forbidden Math]

You know what gets me about this whole Keemstar feud?

Even Keemstar knew this dude was jealous as fuck.

 

[Sup3r]

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Phil could have tons of friends. He would just need to create an account on a gay dating site/app.
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Profile
Name: Phil Burnell
Nickname: Polish Sausage
Zodiac: Pig
Likes: shit, ass, balls, dicks, military hats
Dislikes: women, cash

The lack of subtlety from a wheelchair calling dave friendless almost made me chuckle.
Anyone else would've realised just how much they fucked up when they have no one in their life, no friends or family that give enough of a fuck to help out. Not Phil though, he probably sees it as a sign of being a success. Imagine how different it could've been for Phil if he simply tried to not fling his shit at others.

You know what gets me about this whole Keemstar feud?

Even Keemstar knew this dude was jealous as fuck.

I mean, it's so obvious that Dave is jealous of anyone bigger than him. While everyone around him continues to grow, Dave's presence is shrinking.

 

[Pargon]

You know what gets me about this whole Keemstar feud?

Even Keemstar knew this dude was jealous as fuck.

The funniest part for me is that Phil vomited up evidence all over the place of what he is: a bitch who starts shit but can’t finish it. He talked smack about Keem, Keem retorted. Phil tried to get the last word, Keem doubled down and that was the end of it.

That’s like throwing a drunken sucker punch and getting laid out with a two-jab combo. Swift, elegant retribution that leaves everyone watching with the same impression: that you got exactly what you asked for.

 

[DZoomer]

So, this Special K guy who got yelled at by Phil for giving him advice... Was he a regular? His comment didn't seem like a troll comment, just a genuine advice to help Phil.

If he was a regular: serves you right, loser. And I hope the 300 dollars "Anonymous" tipper watched that to prepare himself for when it's his time to get yelled at by daddy Phil.

 

[Sup3r]

The funniest part for me is that Phil vomited up evidence all over the place of what he is: a bitch who starts shit but can’t finish it. He talked smack about Keem, Keem retorted. Phil tried to get the last word, Keem doubled down and that was the end of it.

That’s like throwing a drunken sucker punch and getting laid out with a two-jab combo. Swift, elegant retribution that leaves everyone watching with the same impression: that you got exactly what you asked for.

Keem's the kind of dickhead who always likes having the last word on something, to the point that it took youtube intervening on the h3 drama to slow that shit down. Phil metaphorically waddled away, shitting himself when he realised that Keem was not just going to let a has been limply try to start shit with him

 

[iNEEDthatMoney]

I would tell Phil to buy a mirror and see if he notices something familiar, but alas...

But Phil has become so pale that even a vampire casts a better reflection in a mirror.

 

[Dances With Gout]

-Because he doesn't care for gaming. All he does is play, read chat to know what to do and any donations.
-He's doing with gta what he did with lost judgement: pinning his hopes on a game release to somehow save his flagging streams.
-Especially when he'll play it in a way that won't be entertaining on stream, just playing the missions and minimal fucking about

Kind of reminds me of what happened with Cosmo/Narcissa with Breath of the Wild. They were so sure that "All I need is to play Breath of the Wild and I'll be able to resurrect my speedrunning legend and be showered in cash" only for the game to come out and it wasn't the silver bullet cure-all.

 

[LemmeSee]

Kind of reminds me of what happened with Cosmo/Narcissa with Breath of the Wild. They were so sure that "All I need is to play Breath of the Wild and I'll be able to resurrect my speedrunning legend and be showered in cash" only for the game to come out and it wasn't the silver bullet cure-all.

No, you don't understand! Watching Phil play GTA with fewer of the "features" that made it funny to watch him play GTA will draw hundreds of thousands to his stream!

 

[NursezillaX]

Not a clown btw. Jeezus, I don't know where this idiot gets the balls to talk about 'dyed hair streamers' (and wasn't that supposed to be a shot at guys like Markiplier and Jacksepticeye who haven't had dyed hair for probably like 3 years now anyway?) when he voluntarily makes himself look this fucking stupid directly in exchange for money.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

Sorry if already discussed, but it looks like he completely ignored this tip:

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He also had kind of a weird reaction to it. I wonder if it's possible someone, like, called the place that he goes to and confirmed it through them?

I mean, he did say that it needed to be special ordered, right? I wonder if maybe someone called the place (which we know is Spirit of Halloween thanks to the bank leaks), be like, "hi I'm Phil Burnell and I'm waiting on a costume order, oh yeah which costume was that again?" and get all the info that way lol

Basically confirmed in chat during late prestream

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

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Not a clown btw. Jeezus, I don't know where this idiot gets the balls to talk about 'dyed hair streamers' (and wasn't that supposed to be a shot at guys like Markiplier and Jacksepticeye who haven't had dyed hair for probably like 3 years now anyway?) when he voluntarily makes himself look this fucking stupid directly in exchange for money.

While Phil obviously gets his hair dyed regularly, $70 a pop at Twirls & Curls.

 

[Yautja]

God DSP must be hurting. First Pewdiepie then Keemstar. DSP had a head start and fumbled the bag while they got rich. Unlucky.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

God DSP must be hurting. First Pewdiepie then Keemstar. DSP had a head start and fumbled the bag while they got rich. Unlucky.

Not really unlucky. It's a combination of his exceptional talents of greed, laziness and complete lack of knowledge about the media he has based his living on........

That and a crippling addiction to gatcha, alcohol and shitty fastfood.

Note: Nothing to do with your post but I just caught Dave getting caught up on the whole pronoun thing, god almighty it never gets old to see him try and play the woke game, give it up Dave if those wierdos ever find out about you and start giving a shit you are so fucking done.