Orbiter 🐴 Amanda Lynn Morris (née Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

When will Reroll Rozie get rerolled?

  • Less than 6 months after being born.

    Votes: 162 11.6%

  • Between 6 months and a year.

    Votes: 282 20.2%

  • After a year.

    Votes: 232 16.7%

  • Never / Their relationship won't last that long / Ralph will be incapacitated before then

    Votes: 717 51.5%
  • Total voters
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This bitch can't cook or spell and neither can her simp army:
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Paddy O' Furniture said:
I believe the crack shack was traced back to some out of state dude who owned it and they were just renting it from said out-of-state guy with a Russian sounding name. I wish I could remember who dug that up.
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From what i understand they (SANDRA..the bitch roasting in hell) defaulted on teh home loan and some russian dude bought it and was leasing it to them for a little more than the mortgage. If my memory is right, vickers made jokes about buying it and upping the rent. Not sure who dug the information up though.
 
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Imagine the ride home if she has a colored baby. "Ethan. I don't kn-" "Amanda. It's okay. I love you more than anything in the world. As long as we're together, I will love you and our child unconditionally. Which is why it was all the more tragic that the two of you were killed in a carjacking on the way home, while I had to keep on living and grieving with only a bullet in my shoulder." May doesn't know how to make heads or tails of the statement and the gears are slowly turning in her head until she hears the car doors lock and reality hits her like a cannonball.
 
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Hüftpriester said:
So while Reethan is gambling away his child support money in Vegas, Pantsu is left behind in Virginia which is now under heightened security due to a credible ISIS threat. I hope the subway she works at isn't in a mall in the Alexandria area....for Xandria's sake.
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Ralph's always kind of used Pantsu as a scrawny meat-shield. Remember when he sent her, and her alone, to document January 6th? I'm gonna put on the tin-foil for a sec and agree with the earlier proposed theory that Ethan Ralph and May had a big fight of some kind, and may is considering splitting up.
 
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♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️ said:
I'm gonna put on the tin-foil for a sec and agree with the earlier proposed theory that Ethan Ralph and May had a big fight of some kind, and may is considering splitting up.
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Ethan may be a miserable, obese gunted hobbit with a room temperature IQ but I think he'd have to fuck up pretty bad to lose May. She probably views him as the ideal partner for a pedophile like herself as she gets to play with his baby dick without actually breaking the law. Where else is she gonna find that deal?
 
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♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️ said:
Ralph's always kind of used Pantsu as a scrawny meat-shield. Remember when he sent her, and her alone, to document January 6th? I'm gonna put on the tin-foil for a sec and agree with the earlier proposed theory that Ethan Ralph and May had a big fight of some kind, and may is considering splitting up.
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Someone needs to ask sadtrad if she’s working at Subway to pay the crack shack bills while Reeeethan is in Vegas again losing whatever money he has left.

Ralph ran back to Vegas instead of enjoy his home cooked meals at his happy home with tradsinglemom

How miserable must it be in Richmond if he could only stand being home for four days before going back to a cheap hotel in Vegas.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
Someone needs to ask sadtrad if she’s working at Subway to pay the crack shack bills while Reeeethan is in Vegas again losing whatever money he has left.

Ralph ran back to Vegas instead of enjoy his home cooked meals at his happy home with tradsinglemom

How miserable must it be in Richmond if he could only stand being home for four days before going back to a cheap hotel in Vegas.
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To be completely honest I can be an extremely vindictive motherfucker at heart when it comes to certain groups of people and individuals who have wronged me- but there is some part of me that can't feel a deep sense of pity for May. Look at her life basically: She had (from what I understand) a generally supportive family (supportive enough to put her through college at least) that she alienated with her substance abuse and irresponsibility during said time at college- and the two biggest relationships she's had so far are with eCelebs whose audiences are more or less the very definition of a "bad crowd". I don't think she could have picked a worse choice for a person to get married to other than Amos Yee, quite frankly. Now she has a child conceived out of wedlock, she lost her original first full-time professional career to work essentially a, for lack of a better term, a "wagie cage" position.

The wedding is supposed to be, without a doubt, the happiest time of a woman's life and it seems Pantsu is spending the time leading up to her big day in grief and misery- and make no mistake, Ethan has a fucking responsibility as a man with a (supposedly) functioning pair of nuts to make it as pleasant a process as possible for her. Pantsu did, IMO, learn some valuable lessons after breaking up with Digibro- but now I doubt she ever will have the chance to live a genuine- "trad" lifestyle she has begun to idealize. Even Alison fucking Rap managed to achieve that once she got a new boyfriend who told her to quit the internet.
 
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♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️ said:
To be completely honest I can be an extremely vindictive motherfucker at heart when it comes to certain groups of people and individuals who have wronged me- but there is some part of me that can't feel a deep sense of pity for May. Look at her life basically: She had (from what I understand) a generally supportive family (supportive enough to put her through college at least) that she alienated with her substance abuse and irresponsibility during said time at college- and the two biggest relationships she's had so far are with eCelebs whose audiences are more or less the very definition of a "bad crowd". I don't think she could have picked a worse choice for a person to get married to other than Amos Yee, quite frankly. Now she has a child conceived out of wedlock, she lost her original first full-time professional career to work essentially a, for lack of a better term, a "wagie cage" position.

The wedding is supposed to be, without a doubt, the happiest time of a woman's life and it seems Pantsu is spending the time leading up to her big day in grief and misery- and make no mistake, Ethan has a fucking responsibility as a man with a (supposedly) functioning pair of nuts to make it as pleasant a process as possible for her. Pantsu did, IMO, learn some valuable lessons after breaking up with Digibro- but now I doubt she ever will have the chance to live a genuine- "trad" lifestyle she has begun to idealize. Even Alison fucking Rap managed to achieve that once she got a new boyfriend who told her to quit the internet.
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It’s very optimistic of you to think there’s any wedding on the horizon. If Trad Ralph was going to marry her before she gave birth to a bastard he could have easily done it one of their recent desperate Vegas trips. Ralph’s priority is gambling and avoiding sobriety, not trad marriage and family. If May can’t see that she’s even more retarded than she looks.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
Ralph’s priority is gambling and avoiding sobriety, not trad marriage and family. If May can’t see that she’s even more exceptional than she looks.
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Alcohol and gambling are a really bad combination. The best thing that could happen to him is he tards out and gets banned for not being profitable enough to justify keeping around a sloppy drunk pissing off other patrons.

I wonder if he's deliberately losing all his money just to spite Faith.
 
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instythot said:
I really think that while Mantsu is the only credited author of (her) tweets, there is a fatter, shorter, more restraining order evading ghostwriter on some of her recent hits. Particularly the ones that don't refer to Mantsu in the first person or Ethan Ralph in the third person
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Very late, but agree.

Ralph has a certain Twitter ‘template’ he uses. He probably stole it from that Boogie creature. They write some boring BS in the main body of the tweet Then they skip a line and end the tweet with a one-sentence zinger.

Almost every damn time.
 
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RangerBoo said:
LMAO! Any bimbo can google "Bible verses" and copy and paste them to Twitter. Real trad wives go to Bible study classes or have Bible groups. May is a bigger poser then the Critical Role crew.
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Any trad x-ian woman knows they need to start Bible Doodling and post it on SM constantly. E6E66B5D-9FC3-4476-9C37-EE1055E18294.png
 
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