Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

It's still a bizarre thing for Clint to have said though
i think that clint is on many levels as delusion as josh reportedly when he met republican in Ireland he ranted about how he decided to have a family instead of becoming a world famous artist and said that he is both a recincarnation of michealangelo and andy warhol (who was alive when clint was also alive so fuck knows how that works). remember josh doesn't usually get his ideas from nowhere a lot of what you see in him is either a reflection of his troles/youtubers/clint.
 

look at who he 'features' on his channel: oprah/cobes/bitesize/mama/exhumed if you don't think these chucklefucks are all in on it together then you're delusional

in fact i think that a lot of these 'new' cobes tubers are making them seethe even more because they're not part of the 'old guard'

In on what, though? I mean, granted, I'm sure they share a pool of information in regards to Cobra-related lore, right. I don't think that's inherently nefarious but if there's something nefarious going on there, I wouldn't know about it. I don't think Bite would be involved either, I don't think he's that kind of guy. I can't say the same for anyone else though, I don't know them well enough.
 
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In on what, though? I mean, granted, I'm sure they share a pool of information in regards to Cobra-related lore, right. I don't think that's inherently nefarious but if there's something nefarious going on there, I wouldn't know about it. I don't think Bite would be involved either, I don't think he's that kind of guy. I can't say the same for anyone else though, I don't know them well enough.
all of you guys come off as tremendous faggot weirdos, dude
 
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In on what, though? I mean, granted, I'm sure they share a pool of information in regards to Cobra-related lore, right. I don't think that's inherently nefarious but if there's something nefarious going on there, I wouldn't know about it. I don't think Bite would be involved either, I don't think he's that kind of guy. I can't say the same for anyone else though, I don't know them well enough.
youre giving bite size too much credit.
 
A short thought provoking rant from Cobes whining about Halloween costumes being offensive to some people. Cobes mentions he will in fact be getting drunk this weekend and will be dressing up for Halloween and going to a bar. He also briefly mispronounces "rape culture" as "ra-pay culture", which I thought was funny.
 
all of you guys come off as tremendous faggot weirdos, dude

I can understand some of the things I've said or done might've left a sour taste in your mouth. I'm not really above reproach, so fair enough.....but most of the guys hate me. Some actively try to fuck with my life on a monthly basis. Aside from Bitesize, there's no real association there.
 
I can understand some of the things I've said or done might've left a sour taste in your mouth. I'm not really above reproach, so fair enough.....but most of the guys hate me. Some actively try to fuck with my life on a monthly basis. Aside from Bitesize, there's no real association there.
bro, no one cares
 
bro, no one cares
Yeah. @Games you frequently make it about yourself and you respond to literally everything. We are here to laugh at Cobra, not here to listen about what impression you got from some gay gatekeeper group or your marital issues. You'll end up being the @Spectre_06 or @Bryan Dunn of this thread if you keep at it, just a heads up.
 
idk I'd be lying if I said I wasn't half interested in the bizarre, mafia war behavior of a bunch of people vying for exclusive 'tard torturing privileges.
it's really not that interesting. its a bunch of people even sadder than josh in most cases who use him as escape from their own sad (games/the fat hog), insane (oprah), or sexually deviant (many of them) lives. it's a toxic mess of wannabe lolcows who don't have the balls or charisma to actually take the jump
 
it's really not that interesting. its a bunch of people even sadder than josh in most cases who use him as escape from their own sad (games/the fat hog), insane (oprah), or sexually deviant (many of them) lives. it's a toxic mess of wannabe lolcows who don't have the balls or charisma to actually take the jump
Then perhaps you should stop bringing it up in the thread if it's not that interesting, same goes for @museum privilege and @Games you guys all bring good information but these kind of posts are really annoying
 
I must humbly disagree with @Ellesse_warrior on this, but with a serious caveat.

@Games @Mr.Hyde @museum privilege succinctly lay out exactly what you know about this weird, autistic shit. No more being vague and alluding to things you may know that others don't. It comes across very, very poorly. Just lay it out and cleanse your souls or stop posting altogether.
 
I just don't understand how it actually worked. Granted, exceptional individual, but he was clearly all over her shit while she "was alive" and he's had numerous different facebooks over the years that I find it hard to believe she had all of them blocked. He just heard she died and that was it, bitch was gone. The Discord found her in like 5 minutes, but he couldn't for years.
Sorry if you know this already but, when someone blocks you on Facebook, you can't search for them. This essentially makes them dead to someone who only interacts with the world through the internet and doesn't know how to use a search engine (Cobes). He could have done a search for her but he has ridiculously narrow boglim blinders. Probably for the best in her case if she's a real person but at the same time we know Cobes ain't gonna ride bike to stalk someone. He just does it inside his apartment.
 
I must humbly disagree with @Ellesse_warrior on this, but with a serious caveat.

@Games @Mr.Hyde @museum privilege succinctly lay out exactly what you know about this weird, autistic shit. No more being vague and alluding to things you may know that others don't. It comes across very, very poorly. Just lay it out and cleanse your souls or stop posting altogether.
won't be seeing them any more
 
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but at the same time we know Cobes ain't gonna ride bike to stalk someone. He just does it inside his apartment.
Take this with a grain of salt. But there was a post on the subreddit about the now infamous alisha, and a few people brought up a story that cobes told once about how he was good with his crush's dog. Apparently Cobes was walking with his bike when he coincidentally walked by his crush's house where coincidently their family dog ran to him and he starts petting him. Someone opens the door and tells him to stop bothering the dog. josh when telling the story says "dude i cant help it if i'm good with pets"

Of course the implication being that Josh found out where she lived and was hoping to see her. I havent been able to find the video where he tells the story, but apparently it was one from his original pre- video purge days. So if anyone wants to correct me or provide context, please
feel free to.
 
I must humbly disagree with @Ellesse_warrior on this, but with a serious caveat.

@Games @Mr.Hyde @museum privilege succinctly lay out exactly what you know about this weird, autistic shit. No more being vague and alluding to things you may know that others don't. It comes across very, very poorly. Just lay it out and cleanse your souls or stop posting altogether.
I didnt realise that i was ever being vague but if you want i will lay out every single one that i have been aware of in roughly chronological order that I discovered them:

the earliest discord: this included pretty much all the mods of the subreddit except bigeye (who Oprah HATES - assumed because he has been a fan longer than oprah I dunno) it also included lots of jords youtube mods and 'fans' such as dana smith. It also included exhumed visions, don picton, and our very own NZ sex offender museum privilege - this was used to share naked pics of josh that he sent to fan girls and discuss other 'secrets' of the cobraverse. It still exists and still contains oprah/bitesize/museum. Bitesize is by far the most level headed of that entire group even though he is a ween.

snails discord: this was created by the leaf snails aka Cameron aka the fake kingcobra and his gang of goons known as the internet collective. This is also where the sex doll saga started - it's where I believe 'the discord sessions' recordings were made and the video of josh being bullied for kiling the sex doll were. Shut down and/or repurposed.

MDE/Ruse: This is the one started by andy ruse and only contains republican from the broader cobraverse afaik, trappped has been in there before but not regularly. Here they share a lot of videos of random lolcows and there is a channel dedicated to cobra/clint. A lot of info gets posted here around doxxing etc. it was here that they found muse was a sex offender.

republican/reddit discord: A discord that I think lasted about a week that republican tried to set up for the subreddit, museum/dana/oprah etc. all spammed it with porn as I assume they thought it threatened their 'super secret club'. Since shut down.

Many others that have come and gone.

courtney sucks:
you all know about this one i don't think it needs much more explanation other than that you need to be invited by someone in it usually the cunt herself to join. Contains the usual suspects. museum leaked the audio from the VC call from here.

poot gang: started by one of the new toobers then broke off to form...

poot chute: made by nirnium on youtube who shit himself when he got doxxed - another typical one that I think hated on courtney etc.

Bitesize: bitesize inner circle this is where games used to post before he got kicked/rage quit i was kicked from there shortly after that, but is mostly similar to the others. also includes spookygirl and some of the other lolcows from courtney sucks but not oprah or muse as far as i could tell.

Richie Reit: this human filth also has his own discord but it is mostly just retardation incarnate.

cobros lounge: The most recent discord and one that is open to all it is the discord where mr.green posts and where he hangs out it was started by a group that hates oprah. we will see how long it lasts.

This is pretty much all that I have been a part of/know about. There will be more for sure but it is basically a russian doll at this point.

This is the last I'll speak of them.


Again it's mostly just degenerates who are themselves lolcows which is why I personally find them so interesting.

The most interesting things I've learned from them all is that 1. oprah has one arm. 2. republian is a credit analyst and wannabe IRA member who is just as pathetic as the rest 3. muse is an actual sex offender 4. games is a sad sack who cheated on his wife 5. bitesize is one half of mountain wizards the other is a female (made the second doc) 6. there are nudes of basically every single person who lives in casper out there 7. courtney is a fat pig and the most easily doxxed person ever.

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Edited to clarify some points. Thanks to games/restream/boofit for clarification.


also since i know they are reading this| hey discord niggers bitesize you should be proud of making the second doc i thought it was better than the first. you seizure and bigeye are the only 3 people in the cobrametaverse i have some respect for. oprah and muse im not kladklad in fact ive never even had a reddit account i hope that hepls with your search.
 
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Wait she, who lived in Wyoming, picked a guy from Wyoming, and she did that intentionally to fuck with Cobes because he also lives in Wyoming?

Did she move at some point or are all three of them still in Wyoming because if so thats regarded even by sexy bad boy standers.

She was from the high school that Cobes went to when they lived in North Dakota (I think?) before they moved to Wyoming

i think that clint is on many levels as delusion as josh

Delusional? You just don't understand art
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Discord clubhouses ruin everything, as always. That said, I've only caught a few of his vids but Seizure seems like a genuinely chill and funny dude so it's good to hear he's not up to any weird shenanigans.

Also, Courtney is one of the few people that make me MATI. Fucking with someone whose IQ would probably have him classified as feebleminded who also has genuine mental illness just for discord laughs is pretty shitty.
 
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