Hahaha sports betting
Play video poker like a normal person
NGL the vegas shooter proved that is the winning formula to success; i;ll admit its the only type of game i've profited on. i'd play it if it was local. it was my favorite minigame to play in the SNES era too.
I forgot who said it, but betting addicts only brag about their wins and conveniently leave out the many losses in between.
If he is making 2k bets, it's safe to say his addiction is getting worse, how many other 2k bets did he lose to get to this one? The fact that he booked a trip to Vegas immediately after he won means he did not have the money to do it otherwise so it must be getting bad at this point.
The truth is, it doesn't matter if he's made money or not, a gambling addiction is one of the most pathetic routes Ralph could have gone in, and it will not end well, no matter what. But I guess he will do anything as long as he doesn't have to get a real job.
yep. its even worse because Ralph truely doesn't have a steady income, it would be one thing if he had a steady income stream, say what you will about subway, you know when your money will hit your bank account and how much.
Another thing people don't seem to realize yet should get more discussion is that.
Ralph isn't going to Vegas to bet on sports
Ralph uses the Caesar's sportsbook app, which doesn't sound real to anyone here, but its ads are played slightly more than political ads in VA. and it came out literally this football season, with amazing "perks" free football jerseys, $5,000 risk free bet, reward points, and other blatant schumuck bait.Not only that but between the names and ads it was basically fucking designed for Ethan Ralph. Case in point here are the ads, you notice anything
They literally have an Ethan Ralph stand-in in the commercials being cucked by a black guy!!!!!!!!
Also as Ethan stated its quite the hassle actually betting on sports once in vegas, because you have to wait in a line and use a kiosk. the only upside is that if you win anything under $1,000 its "under the table" income which isn't true when betting on the apps, on the flip side winning 5k plus means 25% is taken out for taxes, which again isn't how it works on the app. they just give you all your tax info at the end of the year. although he can also use the app once inside the casino, again its a bit of a fucking hassle especially if he's not booked at that hotel, he'd have to wait for a shuttle and do way more walking than his round body could reliably handle.
So he's not going to Vegas for the sportsbetting, and if he's spending all that cash on betting he probably isn't spending it on hookers, or drugs which is a bit more of a premium in vegas because people from all over come for that experience.
plus a wigger like him could easily score drugs and streetwalkers in richmond. like that one crackwhore he put on the killstream.
We only have evidence of him using slots once in vegas, and he is probably self aware enough to know he's too stupid for table games which mainly have $20 minimums now if you can catch one thats open.
I’m actually curious if Gunt is taking advantage of the bait offers Ceasers in VA has been offering. They upped the ante to offer $5k “no risk” bet for new customers to sign up. Basically you have to deposit money into an account with Ceasers but if you lose they will refund the money on your casino account. Obviously this is a heavily baited hook to lure in new gamblers to start using their sport’s book to lay bets. It’s the type of offer the Gunt would jump at - just like he falls for any freebie offered that only ends him up in more debt.
The $5k “risk free” is only for new customers, and figure Gunt has been using the Va sports book for at least a month or many months. But I could see him getting a phone to have May sign up to get that offer. (Then again he may have already used her as a front for an offer months ago too.)
Ceasers VA obviously got his money and I’m sure at least two or three other sports books in Vegas too. He was complaining about having to be on premise in the casino to use a particular sports book app to gamble, so I can only imagine how many different accounts he’s set up at various gambling apps.
He will be dead broke before Thanksgiving, if he’s not already. I could see desperate spur of the moment Vegas trip 3 as a attempt to win back all the money he’s lost the last two months. Brilliant plan for sure. I can only imagine how thrilled May is to find the sports books and slots will get all the Gunt’s money while she works at Subway. She really is taking the place of Sandra.
there's about 10 sportsbook apps you can use in VA, Caesers and i think barstool offer $5k "no risk" but the other 8 have similar deals, except theirs is lowered to $1k, also most of their picks don't actually win. I was amazed at that parley Ethan picked because i swore i saw that somewhere, thats a pretty specific player to pick and i doubt Ethan is that knowledgeable about the NFL. I'd have to assume he just took one of those boosts the sports apps shove on bets that are much shitter than their odds imply.
The only downside of the "risk free" bets is that its all in free bets, so if you bet $1000 on betMGM and lose it, you get $1000 in free bets that expire in a week to use or lose. Most of the apps do something similar. And unless Ethan has been a sharp this entire time and didn't realize it, he would probably make a shittier bet to get the money back.
so at minimum Ethan has $20k of "free bets" he could do. and mind you a big reason he's winning is because the sportsbetting algorithms are fucked from having to account for the covid seasons. it only gets harder the more weeks drag on. i can see him being one of those desperate college bettors too, betting on the 9th largest texas college to win despite having a +40 spread.
Honestly i'm more amazed he's betting literally hundreds of dollars on each event. $2k on a bet with only a 33% chance of winning is fucking insane, especially when we all know thats a months income. Ethan thinks he's fucked now, the IRS expecting at least $4k from him is going to drive him up the fucking wall.
and before you ask how i know all this. look at my avi.
