DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Iron Hamster]

Hair Cope
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Lookin' like a $25 bts day

 

[der rademacher]

The Pig was asked yesterday if he would quit streaming for $1.5 million.

He said no, taxes take a third and he needs that consistent income. Which is true, given his absolutely crippling addictions. If Philliam got $1 million tax free he would be back to begging 6 days a week within 24 months.

And that's a VERY generous time frame.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

To make it short...
Roadkill Steampunk Racoon VS Horny Panda
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I hope Phil will read your post @SauceRyuKen.

Jarring how worse and worse Katherine looks.
Compare that image you posted to the wedding photo. She is letting herself go, fuck me that's awful.
Can't really expect anything else when she does fuck all, maybe works part time, doesn't cook, just orders food and plays vidya.

But let's compare because we're wankers.


Her face was always unfortunate, but it's just getting worse. I can't help but chuckle when I remember Phil proudly saying "She has a rocking bod. She could be a swimsuit model!".
Also her bloody makeup is the fucking sometimes less is more meme.

I hope we see a wild Katherine sighting, it would be an insane amount of internet points.

 

[Sup3r]

The Pig was asked yesterday if he would quit streaming for $1.5 million.

He said no, taxes take a third and he needs that consistent income. Which is true, given his absolutely crippling addictions. If Philliam got $1 million tax free he would be back to begging 6 days a week within 24 months.

24 MONTHS? It'd be more like 24 hours.

 

[NursezillaX]

But wasn't it the hardcore gaming season? Shouldn't there still be some games he hasn't played? Man, if only there was ANY game he could play over this "drought" of games... ANY game at all. Too bad game devs are lazy these days and don't release a game every 2 days.

Don't forget, he had been hyping the Hardcore Gaming Season™ for months, saying that this was when new eyes were going to be flocking to his channel. When he said that stuff, he knew what games were due to be released, so he knew going in that they were remakes or 'spiritual successors', or whatever other excuse he wants to make, and he still hyped it as a time that was going to lead to growth. Hell, he's doing the exact same thing with GTA right now, despite it being... another remake. He's again saying that it's gonna bring in new people though.

Now that October has been a spectacular failure in terms of attracting new viewers, he has all these reasons for it being the fault of something he knew all along and disregarded and not because of his daily toxic behavior and attitude.

 

[der rademacher]

Let's recap the situation:

Gout - Aunt
Salvagno Thumb - Mom
Post-Nasal Drip - Dad
Did Nothing Wrong, Everything Correct - Phil

Am I missing anything?

Dicklessness - (Act of) God

 

[RembrandtCourage]

Jarring how worse and worse Katherine looks.
Compare that image you posted to the wedding photo. She is letting herself go, fuck me that's awful.
Can't really expect anything else when she does fuck all, maybe works part time, doesn't cook, just orders food and plays vidya.

But let's compare because we're wankers.
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Her face was always unfortunate, but it's just getting worse. I can't help but chuckle when I remember Phil proudly saying "She has a rocking bod. She could be a swimsuit model!".
Also her bloody makeup is the fucking sometimes less is more meme.

I hope we see a wild Katherine sighting, it would be an insane amount of internet points.

This gets the ol' noggin joggin'. She's always kept herself in somewhat decent shape up to Subaru man, or at least that's the theory. If she's letting herself go now then that lessens the possibility she's waiting for a new gold mine and strengthens the possibility that she's settling in for the long haul and waiting for phil's parents to kick the bucket and leave him a nice, fat inheritance. That's when she'll strike and milk him for all his parents are worth, since he himself is absolutely worthless.

That or she has depression.

 

[der rademacher]

"Kat has departed for work."

Is she on a special mission, Dave? WTF is this alien speak?

Depends. Would "work at Jim's" count as a special misson? Interresting though that she has gone from "soulmaid" to "departed" meanwhile. That's what you get for not preparing enough delicious homemade cooking 24/7 horsey.

 

[DontEatSilicaGel]

I mean, she lives in Seattle.

When in Rome...

I honestly keep forgetting they're in Seatte. At least Leanna is doing it right. Not the vagitarian crap, but going out and experiencing the state.

Speaking of crap. Does anyone have pictures or designs from Phillip's old Teespring store? I have 2 aved locally from cache but am curious about the others.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

I would say DSP's hair isn't in the "stop fighting it and shave it bald" territory yet, but for a near 40 year old man that's pretty bad. Get rid of that fucking goatee though, it's seriously so awful it's funny.

 

[jason analberg]

The Pig was asked yesterday if he would quit streaming for $1.5 million.

He said no, taxes take a third and he needs that consistent income. Which is true, given his absolutely crippling addictions. If Philliam got $1 million tax free he would be back to begging 6 days a week within 24 months.

24 months is a long shot. I'd give it like 3. He'd be better off just taking the money, liquidating everything and moving to some shithole where 900k USD is a bajillion monopoly bucks.

 

[der rademacher]

Jarring how worse and worse Katherine looks.
Compare that image you posted to the wedding photo. She is letting herself go, fuck me that's awful.
Can't really expect anything else when she does fuck all, maybe works part time, doesn't cook, just orders food and plays vidya.

But let's compare because we're wankers.
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Her face was always unfortunate, but it's just getting worse. I can't help but chuckle when I remember Phil proudly saying "She has a rocking bod. She could be a swimsuit model!".
Also her bloody makeup is the fucking sometimes less is more meme.

I hope we see a wild Katherine sighting, it would be an insane amount of internet points.

No idea what you are talking about. She seems to get fed more than enough oats and her teeth seem to be in good order.

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

24 MONTHS? It'd be more like 24 hours.

24 hours emergency spending to protect his family! You can't just have money laying around in your bank account.

 

[LieLieFyre]

I would say DSP's hair isn't in the "stop fighting it and shave it bald" territory yet, but for a near 40 year old man that's pretty bad. Get rid of that fucking goatee though, it's seriously so awful it's funny.

Honestly if Phil showed up with a shaved face his dentheads would probably go mental asking where their favorite streamer went and what this impostor had done to him.

 

[Balr0g]

This gets the ol' noggin joggin'. She's always kept herself in somewhat decent shape up to Subaru man, or at least that's the theory. If she's letting herself go now then that lessens the possibility she's waiting for a new gold mine and strengthens the possibility that she's settling in for the long haul and waiting for phil's parents to kick the bucket and leave him a nice, fat inheritance. That's when she'll strike and milk him for all his parents are worth, since he himself is absolutely worthless.

That or she has depression.

Isn't that partially Phil's fault? I mean when she moved in with him she went to the Gym and then allegedly Phil wanted her to stop going to the gym. then he botched the exercise bike and pocketed the money for himself. So if she is now balloning it's his fault. Maybe he was afraid of the Jim or Tyrone fearing getting cucked again.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Not the vagitarian crap

isn't vagitarian when you only eat pussy?

 

[Iron Hamster]

Honestly if Phil showed up with a shaved face his dentheads would probably go mental asking where their favorite streamer went and what this impostor had done to him.

At a minimum asking where the first chin went.

 

[Sup3r]

But wasn't it the hardcore gaming season? Shouldn't there still be some games he hasn't played? Man, if only there was ANY game he could play over this "drought" of games... ANY game at all. Too bad game devs are lazy these days and don't release a game every 2 days.

Phil's problem is that he never thinks to look at any new indy titles, unless it's to play them back to back in a "marathon" where he doesn't get invested enough to want to keep playing afterward. In just the "hardcore gaming season" he missed
Warioware
Cruisin' blast
Eastward
The console release of nexomon
Actraiser
Castlevania
Hot wheels unleashed
Melty blood
Astria Ascending
Death's gambit, a 2d soulslike, we all know how much he likes them
That fucking Nicktoons shit
METROID FUCKING DREAD, HOW CAN THE "KING OF RETRO" FUCKING MISS IT?
Monster crown
Guardians of the galaxy
Caligula effect 2
Console release of Dusk
Mario party

And that was from just the switch eshop and just ones that caught my eye, there bound to be even more on ps5, Xbox and especially steam. There are practically games released every day from indie devs but Phil, the little guy by his own admission, gives these little guys no time of day.

Really sets my bullshit senses tingling over that youtuber's life shit he played.

 

[UaineRunei]

We all know that Phil is lying about those "during the break behind-the-scenes" tips, but the way he does it is pretty obvious at this point. Example:

"Let me see if I received a tip behind-the-scenes... Ugh, there's a hundred emails here" *scrolls down infinitely in his phone*

That's impossible. If you just received a tip, why there's so many emails that came after it? He even mentioned some emails from tips that appeared during the prestream and appeared after the OneMinuteMan tip... Which means OneMinuteMan/Bobbajo/SilentBob usually tip way earlier in the day and he just sits on it.

Also, another thing he just said here "[...] I checked earlier for tips, but there was none."

So you do check for those way before you anounce it? When? He's such a slimy fuck, Jesus Christ...

 

[der rademacher]

isn't vagitarian when you only eat pussy?

No, the correct term for that would be "Asian". Or ALF.