Prison Letters Chris writes letter answering fan's questions (dated Oct 25 2021)

[King Kiwi]

whoever uploaded the last letter dun goofed, they blacked out portions of the letter but you can read through the page on page 2!

The missing sections are:

Dear Eliza and Katie,
[..]
First t..
long..
Blessings for you..
your...
And...

I can't make out the rest really, it's too hard, but if someone has infinite patience and free time they could find the hidden section

Hello Eliza and Katie!

 

[Francine StripeCheer]

What letter is this? Is this a new one? Post all the pages in a new thread, please.

It's from https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Jail_Letter_-_20_October_2021

 

[AnOminous]

Wait, where did he describe this? This isn't in any of the letters I've read so far.

I just went through all the letters and can't find this at all. Wtf, did I just purely hallucinate it?

Incidentally the CWCpedia has all of them, I think: https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Jail_letters

The only things I can find about food are he says the commissary has good items, the meatballs aren't good, and the chicken is dry.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Hello Eliza and Katie!

If this is true, then Chris has reached that prisoner groupie phenomenon, and he isn't even a serial killer.

 

[King Kiwi]

If this is true, then Chris has reached that prisoner groupie phenomenon, and he isn't even a serial killer.

Whoa now, I thought we Kiwis were the groupies.

Not a fan, not a ween.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Was it ever figured out what the cause was for Chris's sudden Jesus delusion? I've been on and off of checking out his goings-on but last I had checked it was just speculation. The only real theory that made some sense was that the bible was the only reading material Chris had access to so he was drawing off of that.

He's really tripled down on this act in the time since it began though, I kind of was expecting at least for it to become less prominent in his writings eventually. Christianity doesn't really have the elements he is usually attracted to in the media he projects himself into. And when you consider immediately before this he was into crystals and tarot and witch type shit, this is the complete opposite direction of that. Although he does of course have a history of slapping together anything and everything he comes into contact with into one big crossover so in his mind it's probably all perfectly compatible.

My working theory is when he was booked into the Jail they asked him his faith or Religion. He said “Chris Chan” which the officer took as Christian, and sent a notification to the poor unsuspecting Chaplain to schedule a visit. The Chaplain not realizing he was in the presence of the AntiChris fed him the usual biblical platitudes and probably left some reading materials. Chris only read the pages with pictures. And thus Chris(t)chanianity was born.

 

[Trugrade]

Not to give the weens more material, but I have my own experiences with jail. They work somewhat separate from your usual CO’s and other staff. The ministers on staff personally check up on inmates if they’re called upon by family members or concerned friends.

I would love to have five minutes to pick the brains of “religious” staff that’s been up there to talk to him. They’re pretty fluent with crazy inmates, but I doubt they’ve encountered many with Chris’s mindset.

 

[OkiiManko]

He'd get Kathy Rumer who does that to every troon, works in volume, and leaves them all with an angry inch.

LoveQuest 2: The Angry Itch

 

[thegooddoctor]

A man whose idea of a luxurious honeymoon meal was a TV dinner.

As @Turbocuck said he had no where to go but up from 14 Branchland court standards.

14 Branchland Court was the real prison for him, honestly despite all the speculations about the terrible shit that is gonna go down for him in prison, being beaten up for his ramblings, led Into thug gangs, dropping the soap and getting shived for being an annoying Autist, prison might actually be the thing to sort him out and give him the isolation and structure ge so desperately needed, he’ll be slimmer, fitter and more in touch with the world. Considering he has no McDonald’s, Vidya, Legos, TV or Internet (thank God) to distract him, he’ll probably be healthier physically and be in better condition than he’s ever been. It’ll toughen him up and straighten out his nonsense, at the very least if he ever gets released he’s defiantly going to be in better physical shape than he’s even been, regardless of how mentally out of touch he may still be.

 

[Interchanger]

Repeating myself, but I am pretty certain it's an Idea Guys thing from when they inserted Serb Nationalism into CWCville lore.

I was looking it up and it seems there was a battle between Serbs and Ottomans in that year. However in recent letters (22nd of October) to Eliza and the other girl, he has said that King Arthur had merlin make the two dimensions to get rid of the Dragons - and he claimed the year this happened was 1389 AD.

So I think you're right that it links to the Idea Guys putting Serb Nationalism into his canon - however Chris has changed it - and the new reasoning makes even less sense - as it literally impossible.

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

I'm not sure whether this is right or Serb Nationalism is right but the CwCki says the 1389 date comes from King Arthur.

Edit: @Interchanger beat me to it.

 

[Interchanger]

Remember when it was Aliens from Andromeda and not Dragons that were the reasons for the Dimensional Merge. Hopefully these letters don't become the bedrock for some new Church of wackjobs - the Chandler Family is something that should only exist in nightmares.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

14 Branchland Court was the real prison for him, honestly despite all the speculations about the terrible shit that is gonna go down for him in prison, being beaten up for his ramblings, led Into thug gangs, dropping the soap and getting shived for being an annoying Autist, prison might actually be the thing to sort him out and give him the isolation and structure ge so desperately needed, he’ll be slimmer, fitter and more in touch with the world. Considering he has no McDonald’s, Vidya, Legos, TV or Internet (thank God) to distract him, he’ll probably be healthier physically and be in better condition than he’s ever been. It’ll toughen him up and straighten out his nonsense, at the very least if he ever gets released he’s defiantly going to be in better physical shape than he’s even been, regardless of how mentally out of touch he may still be.

I doubt it. The first thing jail should have done to Chris was getting rid of his delusions and him not claiming to be Jesus. If anything, Chris maybe slimmer, but he'll be one of those people with saggy skin. He doesn't even know how to do proper weight work.

 

[King Kiwi]

I doubt it. The first thing jail should have done to Chris was getting rid of his delusions and him not claiming to be Jesus. If anything, Chris maybe slimmer, but he'll be one of those people with saggy skin. He doesn't even know how to do proper weight work.

I'd give my left toenails to know what Chris looks like rn

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Remember when it was Aliens from Andromeda and not Dragons that were the reasons for the Dimensional Merge. Hopefully these letters don't become the bedrock for some new Church of wackjobs - the Chandler Family is something that should only exist in nightmares.

I only remembered him rambling about the dragons thing since last year when he said he had a incarnation as some sort of princess

 

[AnOminous]

I doubt it. The first thing jail should have done to Chris was getting rid of his delusions and him not claiming to be Jesus.

They couldn't give less of a shit. Their sole job is to make sure he shows up for trial, not cure his retardation and autism.

 

[Interchanger]

I only remembered him rambling about the dragons thing since last year when he said he had a incarnation as some sort of princess

The princess was called Fehuni somthing (can't remember the last name) and she was from some bull shit world Jacob made up. The princess was exiled by his edge lord Godsona Jockba and her soul fused with Chris Chan's.

He wrote her character on one of those pony cards, and later attempted in the comic and also on another pony card to kill off Jockba before the dimensional merge via Alicorn intervention thanks to some of his Pony OCs.

Jacob however vetoed both events as non canonical. But I think last year came up with the Arthur stuff - some speculated at the time it was from Sonic. Which seems most likely, never played a Sonic game but people said the King of Knights appears in one if the older role playing games.

Knowing Chris love of the blue hedgehog it likely he'd played the games and so knew of the character from that. Would have been funny if some one sized the opportunity to get Chris into type moons Fate.

That would have yielded some fun moments.

 

[Chazzed Up]

They couldn't give less of a shit. Their sole job is to make sure he shows up for trial, not cure his retardation and autism.

I'm not necessarily opposed to giving prisoners mental health treatment to a reasonable degree, but I can't think of anyone who would be a bigger waste of resources than Chris. I don't think his delusions would be affected by medication other than the medication incapacitating/zoning him out so much that he can't even think about that shit. He's really one of those types at this point that I can't see doing anything else but begging on the side of the road unless he were to remain incarcerated.

I'm honestly amazed he and Barb managed to maintain a place of shelter for as long as they did. If people stop giving him any form of money, which is likely to be the case by and large if he does end up back out of prison (which he will eventually, I'd think), he has almost nothing left to subsist on. Not sure how far state assistance would get him if he's contributing no income of his own and also completely incapable of managing money.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm honestly amazed he and Barb managed to maintain a place of shelter for as long as they did. If people stop giving him any form of money, which is likely to be the case by and large if he does end up back out of prison (which he will eventually, I'd think), he has almost nothing left to subsist on.

Once the novelty wears off, people will quit caring. There will be some weens throwing him a few bucks here and there if he keeps up with writing crazy tard letters, though, but with how lazy he is, he probably will stop doing even that at some point.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I'm not necessarily opposed to giving prisoners mental health treatment to a reasonable degree, but I can't think of anyone who would be a bigger waste of resources than Chris. I don't think his delusions would be affected by medication other than the medication incapacitating/zoning him out so much that he can't even think about that shit. He's really one of those types at this point that I can't see doing anything else but begging on the side of the road unless he were to remain incarcerated.

I'm honestly amazed he and Barb managed to maintain a place of shelter for as long as they did. If people stop giving him any form of money, which is likely to be the case by and large if he does end up back out of prison (which he will eventually, I'd think), he has almost nothing left to subsist on. Not sure how far state assistance would get him if he's contributing no income of his own and also completely incapable of managing money.

Reality is going to be hitting so hard for Chris when he's released. The trial should be a good indicator of what would happen. It's been stated before that Chris could've have applied for section 8 housing, but it would take some time to even get on the list after applying. Chris seems to think he's going to stay a 14 BLC prior to his arrest. Potential scenario: Chris is released, and there's no 14 BLC to go back to, he's fucked. Even with those delusions, Chris cannot use it as a coping mechanism for that fateful event.