Random Tumblr posts

[peribot]

Apologies if I am not spot on with the finer points of history here but it's been a while - details are fuzzy. A popular Tumblr post was made featuring the characters, and people demanded more. The artist had her eyes light up with dollar signs. She was basically a con artist, setting up a Kickstarter for a cartoon (not a series, just a single cartoon) and asked for an exorbitant amount of money for it. Most of said money was barely going to the artists who were slated to work on the project, but instead to her. It all went up in flames, though. Probably for the best.

And then DashCon was... DashCon.

Lets not forget how she said an offivual squishable brand plush of the bear character was coming out and it turns out the company had no idea who the fuck she was.

And who can forget dashcon....just. dashcon. I actually know someone who went.

 

[guau]

And who can forget dashcon....just. dashcon. I actually know someone who went.

Go on, share with the group..

 

[Linako 2.0]

jk it was a total cash cow and mess

Why is the lady looking at the bear with bedroom eyes?

 

[Moogsy]

Once again, there's so many wrong things about this image that I'm not sure where to start hating it. I can only imagine someone like OPL using this letterhead in bulk.

 

[cukurcuka]

Why is the lady looking at the bear with bedroom eyes?

it's the shit shading job, half eyes shading is literally red nose 2.0

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Because when it gets dark, you go blind in the top half of your eyes. Everyone knows that.

 

[meatslab]

Once again, there's so many wrong things about this image that I'm not sure where to start hating it. I can only imagine someone like OPL using this letterhead in bulk.

I thought this was called "friends with benefits".

 

[Moogsy]

I thought this was called "friends with benefits".

"Friends with benefits" doesn't make you oppressed. "Queer platonic" gets you in the Cool Kidz Pity Party Clubhouse

 

[AnOminous]

"Friends with benefits" doesn't make you oppressed. "Queer platonic" gets you in the Cool Kidz Pity Party Clubhouse

How hip and progressive.

Surely nobody's done anything like this before.

Spoiler

Also

>platonic
>have sex

I don't think they understand this platonic thing.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

How is your relationship platonic when you're fucking each other?

 

[Moogsy]

How is your relationship platonic when you're fucking each other?

I like to assume that the appropriate-of-nothing aardvark up top knows these secrets but will never tell a soul.

 

[Meowthkip]

How is your relationship platonic when you're fucking each other?

This really makes me worry about when Nick Bate said he loves cats "platonically."

 

[Len Kagamoney]

Way to make women out to be beasts with the "stink of male supremacy" when you're trying to say we're human
radfems dehumanize women more than men to tbh

 

[TheMightyMonarch]

Speaking of Gravity Falls

Uh, I'm pretty sure that the joke is that he had a fucking boner not that he has a secret vagina, you dingus. Also, as someone who has a china, crossing your legs to hide it literally doesn't make any sense.

I'll stop talking about children's genitals, now. I don't want to turn into Sophie LaBelle.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

Now thanks to Steven Universe, lesbians are in.

I thought it was the other way around. Tumblr has a lesbian fetish, and that's part of why they love Steven Universe so much. I'm pretty sure their lesbian obsession predates the show, although they've gotten more obsessed since it started airing.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Once again, there's so many wrong things about this image that I'm not sure where to start hating it. I can only imagine someone like OPL using this letterhead in bulk.

I know we harp on the childishness of tumblr a lot, but this is just adorable. It's like those notes you'd pass your crush in the 5th grade.
It's completely absurd, but I want video of someone reacting to receiving one of these, and I want it now.

Way to make women out to be beasts with the "stink of male supremacy" when you're trying to say we're human
radfems dehumanize women more than men to tbh

Oh projection, you never stop being funny. This is probably the most misogynistic thing I've ever read. I mean, shit, these are some seriously dark thoughts about women going on here.

 

[VJ 062]

No, you're not. You're fuckin autistic.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

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No, you're not. You're fuckin autistic.

The MSpaint quality scribbles really sell it

 

[cukurcuka]

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No, you're not. You're fuckin autistic.

I hate people who are like this. I mean, good on you if you can shed some humor or something on your mental illness, but this is just as bad as the trend of grunge/emo/quikry girls glorifying depression, self harm or social anxiety as part of their """"aesthetic""""""

 

[grilledcheesesandwich]

Why is the lady looking at the bear with bedroom eyes?

don't you kink-shame her!