Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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It's his pro tip he gives in every knife review video

Like an exceptional individual
It's a common thing actually. Victorinox actually sells a "tomato knife", which is just a serrated (and really sharp) butter knife, although the serrations are not as aggressive as a bread knife's.
I think it is just a thing for people who don't get their knife's sharpened ever. Due to the soft serrations you have an improved slicing cut almost all the time.
A properly sharpened knife doesn't need this though...
 
No wonder he didn't get covid

Dudes made of filth
It really is something else to behold. Jack’s system must be so accustomed to filth, illness, pathogens, and inflammation, that the detritus has taken on its own macabre form and eerily sustains the organism. I bet his body would react very negatively if he ingested something genuinely healthy.

Jack reminds me of Tommy Tooter in the sense that both live horrendous lifestyles and are appallingly unhealthy, yet the grim forces that keep them alive have yet to let go.
 
i like to think it's his way of "getting back" at us for reporting his stolen thumbnails and ensuring he can't do that anymore
I’m a big fan of how he can’t get away with that shit anymore. The second he steals one these days, retards all over the internet immediately find where it’s from and contact the rights holder. Last year I autistically e-mailed a mommy blogger that he stole a photo from and her reply was essentially “Thank you for letting me know. About two dozen other people also made me aware of it. I’ve flagged it.”
 
It's a common thing actually. Victorinox actually sells a "tomato knife", which is just a serrated (and really sharp) butter knife, although the serrations are not as aggressive as a bread knife's.
I think it is just a thing for people who don't get their knife's sharpened ever. Due to the soft serrations you have an improved slicing cut almost all the time.
A properly sharpened knife doesn't need this though...
We own one knife, and a bunch of medical knives/cutting devices. I've never been able to figure out which kitchen knives are decent, not that reviews like Fatty's would be what to watch to find out. Cutco knives (the pyramid scheme ones) are all serrated that way, to make people think they "stay sharp" a long time- they're glorified bread knives.

I sat through the knife review just to see his arm flop around. he's so unbearable to watch.
 
Kinda Offtopic but I just listened to Eminem's "Darkness" first time today & this knife "review" video is just the sherry on the top. Not sure what is more revolting...

His handicap aside, I don't really think those knifes are good at all. Fucker should stick with simple & cheap basic Victorinox knives & learn how to maintain them. But we wouldn't be here if Jack would follow the simple basics, right? Also what @Phil Ken Sebben said, the Pineapple got basicaly ripped off. Again, not sure due his elegant Technique or due the shitty knife.

“Some of them John Travolta, staying alive by inches” Jack I found you in the lyrics in that track ffs.
Kiwi knives are pretty decent and dirt cheap.
 
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“Ah, Jersey Mike’s is a little below Firehouse Subs to me … ah, am I loving of it. Not. Quality or anything …”
Jack is such a wordsmith. And Geezus Christ, look at that tongue.
He has less than 2 months left on his Profile by Sanford annual membership so a new one could make a great stocking stuffer this Christmas
 
Jack is a shit cook by all means but when he cooks for other people its even worse. He cant be given any fucks to properly season (if he does at all) food for his guests and just combines everything in a pot to cook.
At Jack's dinner table, we pray after we eat!

Surprised he didn't lick his fingers after fingering the pink chicken.
Just be thankful he didn't wipe his ass with them.

Ughh, just thought of a frightening new spin on the old phrase..."one in the pink, one in the stink."
 
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“Ah, Jersey Mike’s is a little below Firehouse Subs to me … ah, am I loving of it. Not. Quality or anything …”
Jack is such a wordsmith. And Geezus Christ, look at that tongue.
He has less than 2 months left on his Profile by Sanford annual membership so a new one could make a great stocking stuffer this Christmas
This picture feels like sexual assault.
 
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“Ah, Jersey Mike’s is a little below Firehouse Subs to me … ah, am I loving of it. Not. Quality or anything …”
Jack is such a wordsmith. And Geezus Christ, look at that tongue.
He has less than 2 months left on his Profile by Sanford annual membership so a new one could make a great stocking stuffer this Christmas
can't wait to see who makes this their new YT avatar in the next PCLM stream
 
oh man, i can't wait to see how badly he's going to fuck this up

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Jack still fucking spelling Plum wrong. Does he not know what a plum is? I mean, it is a fruit, so no he doesn't.
But surely he has found a recipe to steal for this one. And should have familiarized himself enough with the dish to know the first thing about it.
 
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