I wonder why he's interested in that since his switch is always docked. The Denthead-in-Chief never leaves his house unless its for groceries.He needs the views. He really does.
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Help this dude! He is too broke to buy random shit.
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"Designed for comfort and accuracy, even during marathon gaming sessions." lol
Difference is that his current one doesn't have a blue little robot boy on it and most important of all: he doesn't own it yet. Also, Honest Phil would never accept any sponsorship opportunities. He wants to be real with his fans.
A) How dare you question Honest Phil?! The boomer gif clearly means that they can go fuck themselves and reviewers are sitting around with their thumbs up their asses. He would never play a game for just one stream like a fucking paid shill, praise and memoryhole it.
DSP calls Nintendo FANBOYS STUPID
It really is pathetic, he's like a little kid who can't stop dropping hints around his parents about the brand new popular toy he desperately wants for Christmas, except its not a little kid, its a grown man begging for toys from random strangers on the internet.
Accepting the reality of Khet is too confrontational for most of the boys here. Attaching to the man who can best provide is what women do, maybe not at 15 as they would in ye olden days but certainly as they noticeably start aging and especially if they're not that good looking to begin with.
Real question is if there is a next time. He had the benefit of a non-physical court case and a lawyer on his side that sounded as slimey as he is. No corona means no excuse not to appear before a judge in person next time around.
nah, she's dumb but not so dumb that she couldn't see an easy mark. she'll be out that door the second she finds a bigger open wallet
Jesus, the condescension is blatant in that video. "you might be saying... is this a controller, is this an assessory". He's supposed to be a gaming streamer, but acts like his audience have the knowledge about them of a 1900s housewife. He also said that after saying he called them "the controller attachments" ONE MINUTE AND 20 SECONDS earlier. Goldfish have better memory than him
I can understand having doubts or suspicions...until the marriage. Once she willingly became Mrs. Burnell she wasn't going to choose to leave on a whim she is in it for the long haul.
Except... she's a horse. Nobody's offering the kind of lifestyle Phil is offering to her. She's trapped in the Führerbunker with Pigler to the end.
This is the main thing I'll never understand about Phil's whales. He is always unappreciative. You'd get more appreciation and genuine thanks from some cunty e-whore. PlanetJeff throws $21+ at Phil every single day stream and Phil shows as much enthusiasm as a zombie every time he says ONEMINUTEMAAHHN. Findom cucks are so strange to me.
We're bored and puzzled as to why she's still with Phil. It would help if we knew anything about her, or a single thing she's done in the past 2 years besides not cooking and cleaning like Phil wishes. It's all a mystery, and we're waiting for the eventual divorce.
The leak shows he only pays a little over $200 for his mature adult 'business' internet and like $120 for regular.
I doubt it. That other review posted by Nihongo Gamer said that Hori provided the product for free and did not have any stipulations on what he could say in the review. I'd imagine Phil got the same treatment. It also bolsters his "I'm not a paid shill, and I would never review a product where they told me what I can and can't say, unlike those other guys who get their games early but can't say anything negative," act.
Lmao imagine if Phil just started typing out his normal end of stream stall. "Alright guys, I'm off tomorrow. Please enjoy your day off, be safe whatever you do. Rest up and get ready for more chill fun when I get back. On Thursday we'll be opening up with chill detective fun in Judgement on a DAY stream, and, just gonna be honest with you guys......." and repeats his schedule until the text runs off the screen.
no, odds are good kat bought the pro pad for the switch when she was playing animal crossing because it'd be comfier than using joycons and she couldn't use the dock since it's in dsp's office, and he lied about it being something he got for free because it was during the time of his bankruptcy
I should have been clearer--I was saying $300+ for the two lines together, not $300 each. That would be a level of stupid beyond even Phil (so far...)
I read that sarcastically, but maybe that's just me.
