Prison Letters 20/22 Oct 2021 - Chris Responds to Six Questions (ALL CAPS RAGE INCLUDED!) - Two letters from jail responding to a ween's questions and breaking out into a random rage against ED and toxic haters.

[Yksi_Toveri]

I wonder of Chris tells the guards to call him Jesus

"Inmate Chandler, shut the fuck up or you get no pillow or blanket for 2 days."

 

[Optimus Prime]

I've been reading too much Chris-chan related content lately. I must have read "magician" in your post as Magi-chan at least three times before I realized I was wrong.
((Edited for double repost))

Well, Chris did say some time ago (and was absolutely fucking delighted about showing off how 'smart' he was) that Magi-chan's name was literally supposed to be a pun on 'Magician'.

 

[WoggleBugHimself]

Well, Chris did say some time ago (and was absolutely fucking delighted about showing off how 'smart' he was) that Magi-chan's name was literally supposed to be a pun on 'Magician'.

I read some time as some days as in like in a letter from the jail and I laughed, I'm erasing the knowledge of this not being true and going forward my headcanon officially has him only realize that within the last month.

 

[King Kiwi]

I wonder of Chris tells the guards to call him Jesus

Please God let him.

 

[Trugrade]

Jail Saga fucking blows.

 

[axeltrite]

It took how long to convince him that his axe wound was not in fact a divine vagina? Whomever groomed Chris into being trans ought to be shot.

There are many people along Chris' journey that deserve to be shot. It's sad how little support people with disabilities can receive and what can they become because of it.

 

[Tikbalang]

Please God let him.

Let him have an MS-13 looking cellmate. Chris might think he's a satanist.

 

[WoggleBugHimself]

Let him have an MS-13 looking cellmate. Chris might think he's a satanist.

I want him to meet both kinds of Satanists in there.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

I hope these letters can be used as evidence to send chris to the nut house. A nice padded cell where he can fingerpaint for the rest of his days, and he'll be too medicated to give a shit about the internet.

 

[Optimus Prime]

There are many people along Chris' journey that deserve to be shot. It's sad how little support people with disabilities can receive and what can they become because of it.

It isn't like the option didn't exist when Chris was a child - the problem there was his parents were from a time where having a mental problem would basically reduce the child to be regarded as a freak for life. The kind you would hide in the attic so they didn't make you look bad to guests. So Bob and Barb refused to put Chris into special education which he sorely needed, in the hopes that mainsteaming him would somehow work out.

Obviously, he has become everything they didn't want him to become, which is somebody reviled by society at large as the village idiot, because he was ultimately left to his own devices and coddled to never accept blame was being his fault - everything bad that ever happens was societal discrimination or some bullshit. Keep in mind Chris always gravitated towards women because he generally felt that women got treated nicer than men and he hated being subjected to the same standards as normal males, and that slippery road was something he dived headfirst onto when he discovered the concept of 'tomgirls'. It probably would have happened far faster if he'd ever had the mental capacity to understand 'Hedwig and the Angry Inch'.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

This nigga working really hard on being thrown into a institution.

If it means not being pestered by Barb to pay bills and other responsibilities, then yeah, Chris would be up to it. However, Chris is in for a rude awakening when he finds out institutions aren't what he thought they were via TV.

 

[King Kiwi]

Jail Saga fucking blows.

It's jail, not a motel sport.

 

[Merried Seinor Coomer]

It isn't like the option didn't exist when Chris was a child - the problem there was his parents were from a time where having a mental problem would basically reduce the child to be regarded as a freak for life. The kind you would hide in the attic so they didn't make you look bad to guests. So Bob and Barb refused to put Chris into special education which he sorely needed, in the hopes that mainsteaming him would somehow work out.

Ironically they chose to hide him in the "attic" but one of his toys had a ps-eye that exposed him to the internet and now the whole world regards him as a freak for life.

 

[Yksi_Toveri]

Jail Saga fucking blows.

It has long lulls between lulz, I agree, but a rapist of the geriatrics is where he belongs. As usual, Chris is not learning anything and which is why I hope there are added charges we don't know of yet that were added during Discovery that will lead to a real prison sentence (1+ years, out on pity/good behavior in 1). Unlike jail, he'll have access and be forced to go to psych treatments. He's insane, but not criminally insane, so this is really the best for him, along with being in a PC wing with hardcore criminals who will scare the fucking shit out of him when he tantrums. Think Internet Lumberjack Power Level 9000+.

Real incarceration is genuinely the best option for him at this point. He won't be a threat to society over trivial things like the 30th Anniversary Yellow Armed Sonic or serious things like the elderly or young, He really has no place to go and won't fare well in the Homeless Saga and God knows what Janke/Sockness-types would do to him in this Saga. He'll have 3 hots and a cot while the Pshrink figures out what meds he needs to be on and Parole services can find him proper housing/care after the fact.

 

[Optimus Prime]

He'll have 3 hots and a cot while the Pshrink figures out what meds he needs to be on and Parole services can find him proper housing/care after the fact.

Assisted Living Community legit seems the best for Chris.

 

[Yksi_Toveri]

Assisted Living Community legit seems the best for Chris.

Something like that, I agree. I don't know what kind of housing Virginia has for paroled criminal tards, but that's where he needs to go after serving real time and with supervised Internet, day trips to malls, and socializing.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Wow. What a letter. Are we sure that Chris isn't actually an ex-scientologist? Some of the past life stuff seems right on par with Scientology crap.

Nah but he'd be up to believe Scientology if someone showed it to him

It's entirely possible Chris believes he's only pretending to be exceptional to be found not guilty on account of being insane, while he paints the wall with shit.

This could be true if this is any other person, but you're forgetting that this is the same man who believes the entire world revolves around him with no exaggeration.

 

[PillCosby]

I hope these letters can be used as evidence to send chris to the nut house. A nice padded cell where he can fingerpaint for the rest of his days, and he'll be too medicated to give a shit about the internet.

Every once in a while when a neuron finds it’s way through the haze of azepams and lithium… he will pick up a yellow and blue bottle of paint. He will gurgle… “Soni… soni.. chu?”- and a man in a white coat will force a pink and white pill in his mouth. “Back to the void, Christine-Chan”.

And the universes shall stay in their proper places. Inshalah

 

[Hoodie]

I'm starting to miss when we didn't know what was going on while he's been in jail.

 

[rage against modernity]

Assisted Living Community legit seems the best for Chris.

Something like that, I agree. I don't know what kind of housing Virginia has for paroled criminal tards, but that's where he needs to go after serving real time and with supervised Internet, day trips to malls, and socializing.

Aren't there like camps or mental hospitals they keep pedos in when the state doesn't want to release them after they finish their sentences? Like not technically a prison since they aren't there on a life sentence.