DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[actually]

The grift never ends

Only because it works. He begs, pitches a fit, and morons come out of the woodwork to pat his ass, give him money, and reassure him that it's not his fault. I can't blame him for continuing to do what he does when it works.

 

[iNEEDthatMoney]

Looks like he's about to cry.

His life's been tough, it has!

 

[DSPGouting]

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Edit. I actually wonder how @Pandalee’s Tits gets asked about the profile pic. It was at least the third time I saw this question. lol

Surely that table pic is post Gout era?

I was following her on insta for a while but honestly her posts ended up being as insufferable as the roaches so unfollowed and can't remember her tag lol

 

[Sup3r]

Phil is acting like this is a "accomplishment," no you are the joke of the internet because you did that. Anyone who jacks off while they are at "work" or about to be at work is disgusting, but yet please lean into the "I'm cool because I have no shame" act you always do...as you ban people for bringing up the "incident."

He knows that it's all he'll be known for outside of here. He needs to lean into it because if he started lashing out against people bringing it up, he'd be guaranteed to never escape it wherever he goes, not like it's any better now but at least it only comes up when he starts shit with other people.

Wants Nintendo Credits for Metroid Dread. Im almost positive he'd get a tip that would cover the game immediately as soon as he booted up that stream.

Its almost like he doesn't think like a business man, where he could spend money to make money. His mindset is just begging at this point. He's got more in common with a homeless person's thinking than how an actual business man would go about earning money.

Because with how he spends his money (gin and gacha) he never has money when he needs to spend it on his business so he needs to beg to recover. His brain is so smooth that he never learns that he shouldn't be doing this.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

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Edit. I actually wonder how @Pandalee’s Tits gets asked about the profile pic. It was at least the third time I saw this question. lol

"leanna4.png" and "leanna5.png" makes me think you have a folder of these. Not that I blame ya, Leanna was clearly showing the goods as much as she could, trying to get Dave's attention. I like to imagine the whole time they were together, Phil never evne tapped that.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

*zoom in then wobble head*
Dood, I just gave it to the shills
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Someone really needs to tell Phil to stop doing that face. It makes it look like he has a fish mouth. Add in the cowboy hat, and it looks even more ridiculous.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Guess he's shooting for the 'lowest possible business expenses' on his taxes this year.

 

[Sup3r]

Someone really needs to tell Phil to stop doing that face. It makes it look like he a fish mouth. Add in the cowboy hat, and it looks even more ridiculous.

You'd think he'd stop after seeing the thumbnails of his videos but he puts on that he has fuck all self awareness. Then again he's tried to convince himself that he looks normal.

Also with how we know he never watches any of his streams, he'll never know what he looks like on stream.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

Activision/Blizzard isn't trying hard enough for your money. They aren't trying. Don't give it to them until they improve. They'll never get better if you enable them.
Why are you SO STUPID. They'll never try if you throw money at them. DO NOT BE SWAYED.

He's actually enjoying sneak-dissing his audience right now.

My theory is Phil already bought COD Vanguard for himself and that's why he went from suggesting he'll try it for just a little bit if someone gave it to him to acting like he'll never play it and almost suggesting he knows first hand it's bad.

 

[Paladin Derich]

That level of passive masochism...I'd say that maybe Phil would fit right in with the Cenobites but that would imply Phil wouldn't find a way to fuck up solving the Lament Configuration. As in he actually does technically 'open' the damn thing but it doesn't summon Pinhead.

"What the hell dood I don't see no weirdo bondage enthusiasts I did everything right bugged cursed puzzle box mechanics."

"Even we have our limits"

 

[Wasabi Panda]

phil bot 9000 has hit a logic loop. People play games for fun and do side things cause they like the game.....does not compute. people don't like playing games like I do! Must waste time by complaining how playing the game doing side things wastes time...

 

[strandedcastaway]

An interesting take on the state of WWE from a guy who hasn't watched WWE in years, doesn't even have the means to watch WWE if he wanted to, and just gets all of his info about matches from Twitter.

If it wasn't DSP I'd feel bad that he has to suppress and hide his only 1 true interest in life. And worse, gets canned immediately by a fellow Blue Check Mark Sir when he tries to enter a convo about WWE.

Especially because Phil mentioned "everyone getting released" and WWE released 18 wrestlers yesterday. Sounds like he is pay pretty close attention.

 

[der rademacher]

Critical Drinker and friends start discussing Darksydephil. Nothing new or overly exciting here but still good for a laugh or two and a trip down the memory lane. Timestamp is 2:19:57 should the link not work correctly. Edit: Hey, AZ and ItsAGundam seem to be quite versed in the Goutsphere. And AZ' laughter at 2:35:57 bears a nice resemblance to Phail's high-pitch clown-laugh.

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

Surely that table pic is post Gout era?

I was following her on insta for a while but honestly her posts ended up being as insufferable as the roaches so unfollowed and can't remember her tag lol

The picture is from about 4 months ago.
Instagram profile: @hangen.out
Link to Picture
Link to Profile
(I can't help with Instagram links. I don't use Instagram because I'm not gay)

"leanna4.png" and "leanna5.png" makes me think you have a folder of these. Not that I blame ya, Leanna was clearly showing the goods as much as she could, trying to get Dave's attention. I like to imagine the whole time they were together, Phil never evne tapped that.

I have a folder (and bookmarks) for everything I am interested in or work with. It keeps my head free trying to memorize thousands of things. What also helps is naming them with a system in mind (if you had to search for it). My Leanna folder is quite small tbh. Most of the pictures there were posted in the last few weeks/months. And yeah, Skinwalker Phil doesn't appreciate (human) women. Leanna tried. Totally not gay Phil.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Glad to hear Phil has now made more than enough to afford Dread. I assume he's confirmed when it will start going into rotation?

 

[Jonny Rico]

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

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Was he this butthurt about John Rambo hating him?

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

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PigRoach used Burning Bridges

It was super effective!
Critical Hit!

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Midstream update:

Total tip: $157

Top tip: DeathFace $150

Members: 264/300

Viewers: 202

Contribution dried out right after a whale tipped the entire amount

Phil couldn't find the hole of the objectives and died, surely there's nothing he can do

 

[Full Race Replay]

Wow.... what a comeback.

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"I'd sooner watch myself jack off on stream in front of children instead of watching a WWE product.... oh btw I filed bankruptcy because of a WWE product and continue to be broke because of said WWE product"

This reminds me of this classic moment:

Phil gets the piss taken out of him, and then he tries to repair his ego and make himself feel good about himself by talking about how great he is and using words like "intelligent answer". A really cringy way that phil tries to be the one to have the last laugh.