DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Pro streamer Phil can't win. He can't win. Everyone and God conspired against him. I said this once but as someone with a set schedule like Phil has, you should be expected to know the position of the sun and be prepared for it. It's never his incompetence. And yeah, he had to go into clown mode to conceal how broken he is inside because he legit screamed at the sun/weather like an insane person. I wonder if he actually goes outside at all. He'll have a mental breakdown when it gets windy.

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Phil was one of those... indoor kids

 

[capefear56]

✂️ DSP Life

60 seconds · Clipped by capefear56 · Original video "Chat Plays DSP" by Dark Dave's Mirror

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Watching Phil play a simulator of his own life is priceless.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

✂️ DSP Life

60 seconds · Clipped by capefear56 · Original video "Chat Plays DSP" by Dark Dave's Mirror

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Watching Phil play a simulator of his own life is priceless.

You just need to replace the beer with gin and put a PS5 by the TV and that would literally be him

 

[Dona Morte]

Highly exploitable photo of the pigroach

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[Draventren]

Pro streamer Phil can't win. He can't win. Everyone and God conspired against him. I said this once but as someone with a set schedule like Phil has, you should be expected to know the position of the sun and be prepared for it. It's never his incompetence. And yeah, he had to go into clown mode to conceal how broken he is inside because he legit screamed at the sun/weather like an insane person. I wonder if he actually goes outside at all. He'll have a mental breakdown when it gets windy.

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Great clip, as funny as his anti-sun rant is, I think the last sentence there deserves a highlight "I can't get the lighting right on my stream because the weather keeps changing". Concept forming on how you could deal with that: black out curtains and some sort of directed light. Then, hey presto, lighting is totally solved. Like how all those other shitty streamers do it, the sort who aren't real or honest, but can figure out how to make their cams not look like dog shit.

 

[DarksydePhil's Tits]

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What kind of tentacle porn is this!?!

Oh wait, that's a rooster in his mouth, never mind...

 

[Iron Hamster]

Pro streamer Phil can't win. He can't win. Everyone and God conspired against him. I said this once but as someone with a set schedule like Phil has, you should be expected to know the position of the sun and be prepared for it. It's never his incompetence. And yeah, he had to go into clown mode to conceal how broken he is inside because he legit screamed at the sun/weather like an insane person. I wonder if he actually goes outside at all. He'll have a mental breakdown when it gets windy.

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Since when does he give a fuck about 'the lighting' on his foggy 480p stream? I guess there are no weather reports out there that he could consult. Us east coasters have weather apps and all! Daily dose of stupid.

 

[Mr. Brown]

Prestream GTA rant:

I literally can't believe he's stooping this low LMAO... How is he not embarrassed by this, how does he fucking sleep at night?

If you're not wondering where his $250-$300 in tips goes everyday + his youtube payment then you have to be fucking autistic.

I can't believe anyone has the balls to come out and demand fans pay for his games while later demanding they also pay the $150/stream tips goal of him playing the game that they paid for. The dudes on well over $100k while asking 16-21 year olds who probably work minimum wage jobs to give him money.

Fucking unreal, I hope he gets cancer of the cock.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Literally the "old man yells at clouds" meme.

Pretty much. Given enough time Dave will become all the memes.
Edit. If anyone have a higher res of the crying Dave I would be very grateful if they would share it.

 

[Balr0g]

He wasn't even officially banned for being offensive. He was banned because of his "raw, unedited footage", at a time when "let's plays" were not as accepted as they are now (and even now they are still only in a legal grey area, which will be the case until it goes to court). All his "offensiveness" did was draw attention to him and his rule breaking to blip.

I am not sure. The mail Phil recieved states that the lesser offense are his raw unedited gameplay footages and that the more serious offenses are his hateful speeches in videos like his "heelo Jew!" video. Blip was planning to have a conversation with Phil about his work and probably planned to give him some pointers what to do better but the "this is what happens" broke the camel's back

 

[DarksydePhil's Tits]

Since when does he give a fuck about 'the lighting' on his foggy 480p stream? Daily dose of stupid.

My guess is the glare from the sunlight might make it harder for him to see what's on his TV while playing horror games, which tend to be dark. I suspect he'd say something about wanting the atmosphere to be right for his viewers if asked, but I think he's too self-centered for that. More importantly, I think glare as an annoyance would explain how exasperated he sounded better than sheer OCD/autism, in this case.

 

[kebab4you]

All this bitching and he even has blinds installed on that window?! The hell, Phil.

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

All this bitching and he even has blinds installed on that window?! The hell, Phil.

his whole shtick is that his life is hard, more than yours. please tip him

 

[Iron Hamster]

My guess is the glare from the sunlight might make it harder for him to see what's on his TV while playing horror games, which tend to be dark. I suspect he'd say something about wanting the atmosphere to be right for his viewers if asked, but I think he's too self-centered for that. More importantly, I think glare as an annoyance would explain how exasperated he sounded better than sheer OCD/autism, in this case.

He won't even wear his scrip glasses to see the TV so that can't be it.

 

[Ruffian_Forever]

is it a coincidence that phil starts getting loads of donations again after snowkarl is booted?

we know oic was insanely jealous of snowkarl.

 

[Sup3r]

I am not sure. The mail Phil recieved states that the lesser offense are his raw unedited gameplay footages and that the more serious offenses are his hateful speeches in videos like his "heelo Jew!" video. Blip was planning to have a conversation with Phil about his work and probably planned to give him some pointers what to do better but the "this is what happens" broke the camel's back

So either way he wasn't likely to last on blip. It's also funny that he completely sidesteps the original rule breaking he was doing, both back then and now. He likely was on thin ice with them without even realising it, because he wasn't going to change for them, even back then.

Also he likes to act like Blip did him wrong by getting rid of him, but they did him a favour. The Phil of today can barely handle getting paid every day, while receiving a larger check once a month. Imagine how much worse he'd be with receiving money only 4 times a year.

 

[Elescondido]

Prestream GTA rant:

I literally can't believe he's stooping this low LMAO... How is he not embarrassed by this, how does he fucking sleep at night?

If you're not wondering where his $250-$300 in tips goes everyday + his youtube payment then you have to be fucking autistic.

I can't believe anyone has the balls to come out and demand fans pay for his games while later demanding they also pay the $150/stream tips goal of him playing the game that they paid for. The dudes on well over $100k while asking 16-21 year olds who probably work minimum wage jobs to give him money.

Fucking unreal, I hope he gets cancer of the cock.

Bitching about a collection being a collection is one of the dumbest things i've heard....
Until i realized he does it only to guilt people into buying the game for him

Love how he bitches about how no one played this yet.... when he loves to complain about people playing games earlier lol

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

he streams at 60fps for a game that doesn't have action and fast scenes, so his game footage looks like utter shit.
you would've thought that all this lecture about video bw rates and what not would come out from someone with experience?



I watched 10 mins of his raw gameplay... fuck how is he able to live off of that when he's so retarded?
it's "what do I do" and "I have no idea, guys" all the time
inb4: you posted a jew pee geeh

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[Need Help With Tips]

Prestream GTA rant:

I literally can't believe he's stooping this low LMAO... How is he not embarrassed by this, how does he fucking sleep at night?

If you're not wondering where his $250-$300 in tips goes everyday + his youtube payment then you have to be fucking autistic.

I can't believe anyone has the balls to come out and demand fans pay for his games while later demanding they also pay the $150/stream tips goal of him playing the game that they paid for. The dudes on well over $100k while asking 16-21 year olds who probably work minimum wage jobs to give him money.

Fucking unreal, I hope he gets cancer of the cock.

Phil is flat broke and every cent he makes has to go straight to bills.
But if you have $60 in hand he doesn't mind if you give him store credits to buy video games instead of tipping him through Paypal. If you think about it hard enough maybe it'll make sense

 

[BepsiLight]

Prestream GTA rant:

I literally can't believe he's stooping this low LMAO... How is he not embarrassed by this, how does he fucking sleep at night?

If you're not wondering where his $250-$300 in tips goes everyday + his youtube payment then you have to be fucking autistic.

I can't believe anyone has the balls to come out and demand fans pay for his games while later demanding they also pay the $150/stream tips goal of him playing the game that they paid for. The dudes on well over $100k while asking 16-21 year olds who probably work minimum wage jobs to give him money.

Fucking unreal, I hope he gets cancer of the cock.

The whales that are left after the bank documents leak are so fucking retarded he could literally stream himself playing WWE champions doing pulls while begging for money to pay his bills.
That's the kind of people that still donate to the guy making 300 bucks a day plus his youtube income plus whatever he's got in patreon so he can buy a 50 dollars game.
Here's the kicker: even if he didn't get the games donated to him, he could still play GTA: SA on release since it's going to be on Gamepass day one. That will easily take him over a month to complete without any investment