11/06/2021 Ethan Ralph Totaled His Car - Hard to drive with hooves.

Cause of the wreck?

  • The other driver.

    Votes: 18 1.9%

  • Ralph was under the influence.

    Votes: 100 10.7%

  • Ralph was reading KF on his phone.

    Votes: 270 28.9%

  • Ralph was under the influence AND reading KF on his phone.

    Votes: 524 56.1%

  • Driving with hooves is hard.

    Votes: 169 18.1%

  • Ralph was letting the gunt drive.

    Votes: 204 21.8%

  • Lost control while sharting.

    Votes: 287 30.7%
  • Total voters
    934
  • Poll closed .
Sailor said:
How is this man still alive?

That is a genuine question, not me A logging. It's sort of fascinating. Ralph should of been long dead from the shit he put his body through; the drugs, the alcohol, the fast food, the fact he impregnated a 18 year old girl and the father owns a gun. He nearly had a heart attack this week by the sheer size of the man. Ralph should of slipped into a diabetic coma by now. It kind of impressive.

Ralph is either a cat or a stand user.
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Your body is remarkably strong and resilient until you hit 30-35 depending on how much abuse you put it through. Joints start to ache. You need an extra hour or two of sleep. You run around with your kid and want to take a nap. You hit a bit of a wall at some point in your 30s. Look at many pro athletes, the most elite physical specimens in the world. Keep a career until your late 30s often mean you're old as shit and outlasted almost all your peers. That's with the best medical staff, treatment, and physical training money can buy. Gunt spent some of his best years trashing his body and isn't slowing down. It's just a matter of time.

You don't instantly become some old ass man at Ralph's age, but an event or series of events will happen that prove you aren't 25 anymore.
 
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photographic evidence indicates Ralph was taking May out on a date at the time
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verifymejoshuaconnormoon said:
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Things that never happened for $1000.

Now we wait for the classmate to come forward and say it was a rape and she didn't know because she was drunk.
Null said:
Why is Ralph even driving beaters to begin with? If I had his money I'd get a Cadillac or something.
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Because May is an anime horse and wants a ricer is my guess.

Always buy american.
Frog Ken said:
Deary me. Classy as always!

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I pray for the day that he realizes insulting his ex makes himself also look bad.

You think he was wearing his kid diddler hat and turned it around because of the crop?
 
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The Shadow said:
Ozzy would probably be a lolcow if his whole attitude wasn't "yeah, it's fucked up, but I totally did that (when he can remember)". Against all odd he's a charming old burnout.
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I agree, but Christ his kids are an embarrassment. Not only is his daughter a know it all SJW who hangs around drag queens but Jack is such a boring waste of oxygen. It's so bad that he has a show where he shows his dad (who is just about to pass out and just wants to drink a cup of milky tea) old spoopy videos. Ozzy woozily says if he thinks they're real or not. Poor Ozzy, imagine being the Prince of Darkness and you end up making the Prince of Dorkness. The only reason they drag Ozzy out of bed to do a glorified reaction channel is because everyone knows Jack is about as interesting as a coffee that's been left on the windowsill for three days straight.
 
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