11/06/2021 Ethan Ralph Totaled His Car - Hard to drive with hooves.

[Mr E. Grifter]

My schizo theory is that since Ralph has been fat almost his whole life his body is just used to the way it is. This applies to most fat niggas who are like this also. Since he had a minor heart attack at his young age he will most likely have another one down the line in the next few years. This is IF he stops being a gunted piggy bitch and turns his life around (impossible i know).

My Grandfather on my Dad's side ligit had fucking FOUR heart attacks in 12 years cause like Ralph, he had a big 'ol gunt and never did anything to improve (also smoked a fuckton). As funny as it is to see Ralph getting fucked by his own gunt, it's always sad to me seeing a big fellow like him just give up on improving themeselves physically.

Shitting (or in this case sharting) on Ralph is fun but deep down in my heart I just wanna see the guy get his shit together, cause there is going to be a point where the shenanigans will just stop being funny and just be sad, even though he brought it all on himself.

I have a hard time feeling sorry for someone who openly wishes all sorts of harm on anyone who he deems to have wronged him.

Whenever he complains about what others do to him, or what has happened to him, he openly states he would do it to others.

He doesn't learn, he doesn't care about anyone other than himself. Fuck him, he deserves whatever is coming to him.

 

[Dogechu_Prime]

How about one of these:
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The crane is the important feature here, helpful for loading/unloading the gunt.

*Suddenly the suspension snaps*

- I stay asleep

 

[RVNX]

it’s not being suffocated to death with a pillow, better it gets aborted before it’s even alive than get shaken to death or even worse look like whatever horrorific amalgamation of white trash genes it would inherit

If you wanna hang out with other edgy 14-Year olds you might wanna go to r/Teenagers. I can understand not really wanting gunty to raise a kid but that's no reason to be all edgy and wish it'd die.

 

[veri]

but every life deserves a chance.

if this child isn’t killed by negligence within the first year of being born it’ll just grow up collecting more and more psychological issues from being raised by ethan ralph. it’ll also be used to leech money and services off the government for amanda “single mom” morris as if she’s being paid to have 24/7 molestation access to a child

 

[SomethingFishi]

Place your bets! Was he
A) under the influence
B) on his phone
C) seething so hard that he was in a blind rage

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

Place your bets! Was he
A) under the influence
B) on his phone
C) seething so hard that he was in a blind rage

He was seething on his phone while ripped on something.

 

[High Tea]

Wasn't Ralph required to take reckless driving classes last month?

 

[The Wokest]

This thread is full of hate, an accident can happen to anyone. even someone who was driving responsibly and paying attention to the road not being on his phone.
And hey, sure! Accuse me of gunt guarding but is clear that the only gunt guard involved in this is Ralphs guardian angel who protected him when he crashed. That guardian angel wast sent by God as a reward for praying or rather chanting "christ is gay" or whatever the fuck they shout during Nick Fuentes white trash events.

So let this be a lesson for everyone that you need to be faithful and a good christian in order to survive traffic accidents.

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

*Suddenly the suspension snaps*

Yea that line is going to need some seriously futuristic materials science to prevent it from breaking. Carbon fiber nano tubes or some shit.

The truck would also likely need to be modified with those hydraulic stabilizer legs that fold out like the ones on fire trucks or construction cranes that keep them from falling over when lifting heavy loads.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

Wasn't Ralph required to take reckless driving classes last month?

I think he's perfectly capable of driving recklessly on his own.

 

[HarveySperg41]

What are the chances alcohol is involved?

 

[ellroy]

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WOOOO TIME TO GO DRIVING VRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMM


Edit:
Landover Rd
Maryland, USA

Princes Georges County

Why is he in Maryland?

There are casinos in Maryland. My bet is he was on his way to Anne Arundel’s casino (Maryland Live!) since he probably has comps there or reason to swipe his reward card. There is a casino near the Woodrow Wilson bridge run by MGM he would of driven past on his way there.

Either that or some craigslist backpage prostitute meet up.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

What are the chances alcohol is involved?

Going to say 0%. I could be mistaken because I'm not American, but aren't people given sobriety tests while being checked out after a serious crash? Being drunk would mean he'd get taken out immediately.

 

[Distant Ranger]

New Jarbo track is Fire

 

[BeholderNN]

Did he get T-boned?

 

[Mistakeling]

Was hoping for maximum damage, then I realised drivers be driving on the other side over there sad times.

 

[make_it_so]

He should lease a new Merc or BMW like a real man, i man come on dude have some pride in your ride lol

Considering he probably has shit credit, he'll probably have trouble financing another Nissan.

 

[Morch Ponkey]

 

[R. Budd Dwyer]

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Hearing that this suspected Jihadi was seen tinkering with the brake lines only moments

He is reportedly the first accused terrorist in history to have the voice of a five-year-old.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Found the proper one. They break things up by incident type, not date.

It's an ugly intersection.
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Wow! Okay, as much as the safe bet is Ralph did something incredibly stupid. That is one horrifying intersection.