US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[omega_faggot]

Do you think Biden watches BLACKED porn?

 

[Polyboros2]

My favorite part of this thread are the people who simultaneously try to mock @Hollywood Hulk Hogan for talking about Trump unprompted while also tagging him literally every fucking time anything happens that makes Biden look bad

I fucking hate it whenever a thread becomes null and void for a couple of pages because I have Hulk ignored, and I gloss over everyone see taking his bait.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

I've been working with them for twenty-fucking-years. At some point, I just came to instinctually understand politicians as a general class, and lost my hostility towards them entirely. I am not sure I could accurately put into words how I understand them.

You treat politicians now how the Chinese treat corrupt CCP officials asking for bribes. Your so inured to it that its just a normal, if weird, state of being for those people to be in fancy suits asking for bribe money to not do their jobs so blatantly in the open.

Much like the CCP officials, really.

 

[pwnest injun]

As of this article from yesterday Steve Sweeney (NJ dem) is refusing to concede to Donut Dad.

He's not done finding ballots yet!

 

[Capsaicin Addict]

Some of y'all motherfuckers need Jesus. You also need to remember to not pozload my negholep.

EDIT: Seriously, Null? You have 'contacting the fecal matter' filtered? Really?

 

[Blackhole]

EDIT: Seriously, Null? You have 'contacting the fecal matter' filtered? Really?

You vill poz ze neeghole
You vill drink ze onions
You vill like ze wow
You vill be nice to ze retards
And you vill enjoy ze filters!

 

[The Last Stand]

Has no one done it? @Hollywood Hulk Hogan Yo nigga how you feeling about your boy being an actual child molester? Or are inappropriate showers part of the Build Back Better plan?

Waiting on you commie.

Don't poke the exceptional individual, this thread already moves faster than most; we don't need 5 pages of him bickering with other tards bloating the thread.

Lick that cone.

How many masks are you wearing these days?

Who mentioned Trump?

Who mentioned Trump?

Who mentioned Trump?

Who...mentioned...Trump?

Who mentioned Trump?

OMG WILL YOU STOP REPEATING YOURSELF LIKE A PARROT?! YOU CALLED HIM HERE YOU NITWIT!!!

Sorry... you rag on like old women.

 

[Oxous]

Some of y'all motherfuckers need Jesus. You also need to remember to not pozload my neghole.

EDIT: Seriously, Null? You have 'contacting the fecal matter' filtered? Really?

Null has some autistic tick which makes him get irrationally pissed whenever he sees "touch the fecal matter" written. Which is understandable I guess, I feel that way every time I see someone say "the new normal".

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Do you think Biden watches BLACKED porn?

Maybe. Dudes a wild card.

 

[Screamer]

The electric car thing is deliberately to screw with how mobile we are. In the era of the electric car, you'll never be able to take a real road trip again. So if you want to take a long trip at any reasonable pace, you'll have to either go with Amtrak (lol) or book a plane. Don't forget your two masks and vaccine passport!

I've wondered about them intentionally doing this as well. It's promoted as a virtue to not own a car. They brag about how wonderful it is that they're building apartments with less car spots. Many apartments not even having one. There'll be bike lanes and public transport they say.

When this is actually imposing a lot of control over your life. It is undoing the freedom the car gave us. Your whole life is now dictated by this "urban design." It controls where you can easily go. It controls where you buy your food, your clothes. Where you can work. Where you can go for relaxation. Where you socialize etc.

 

[Puff]

You vill poz ze neeghole
You vill drink ze onions
You vill like ze wow
You vill be nice to ze retards
And you vill enjoy ze filters!

Wait, retard, but not retards. Null needs to fix his shit.
Test: retarded
@Null please be consistent with word filters. You missed one

 

[Irrational Exuberance]

Null has some autistic tick which makes him get irrationally pissed whenever he sees "touch the fecal matter" written. Which is understandable I guess, I feel that way every time I see someone say "the new normal".

He went off about it during a recent MATI - apparently it was "gross" and "immature" and he was sick of seeing people posting it.

 

[Confused Doggo]

Can we not drag exceptional people on to here? I mean, if you're THAT fucking bored, then let's fill in the time with any other topic of discussion.

For fucks sakes, we talked about burgers earlier!

 

[Terrifik]

again this the stuff we know & allowed to know about& stuff media allowed to talked about .
only stuff left is the stuff we don't want to know or found to be Conspiracy& Touge & cheek.


3 years let & people starting to see that sold a bad goods for kick to orange man .

Moderate Democratic Rep. Abigail Spanberger says Americans didn't elect Biden to be FDR

On Saturday, President Biden was asked about Spanberger's comments, which elicited a smile from the commander-in-chief, who called her "a friend."

www.businessinsider.com

The congresswoman said that voters sent Biden to the White House "to be normal and stop the chaos."
Biden responded on Saturday, calling Spanberger "a friend" and saying he mold his own presidency.

"We were so willing to take seriously a global pandemic, but we're not willing to say, 'Yeah, inflation is a problem, and supply chain is a problem, and we don't have enough workers in our work force,'" she told The Times. "We gloss over that and only like to admit to problems in spaces we dominate."
The congresswoman said that many Americans saw Biden as a level-headed leader who could turn the page from the tumult of the Trump years, but didn't necessarily vote to give Democrats a mandate to pass their spending priorities.
"Nobody elected him to be F.D.R., they elected him to be normal and stop the chaos," she told The Times, pointing to the party's narrow 221-213 House majority and its razor-thin Senate majority.

 

[DaBigBopper]

So wait Biden might have DP'd his daughter with Hunter? Every day it feels like I'm living in some European Kingdom with a more and more degenerate aristocracy as time goes on, the competent old advisors died a long time ago and the Warrior Kings of Old are gone. We're just being thrown to the wolves so that the current ruling class can appease the coming horde. I know it kinda all starts with the Bushes in a modern sense, but is it just human nature for these sociopaths to have such incompetent children?

Humanity never really changes. Someone could bring up historical corruption, but what comes to mind that if it's this bad imagine what worse things are being done in the shadows? If Biden's family is openly scummy with the press barely covering for them selling themselves to foreign oil companies and Hunter possibly being a sexual degenerate who buys sex slaves. I mean the Hilary Kuru thing was always fucking dumb, but hey life is stranger than fiction.

 

[contradiction of terns]

Has anyone brought up Biden's remarks on the supply chain and Americans being too dumb to understand what's wrong with it yet?

Archive, Article

Biden appears to mock Americans' intelligence, questions whether 'they'd understand' supply chain issues​

Biden insists 'this is a confusing time' for Americans​

"If we were all going out and having lunch together and I said, 'Let’s ask whoever's in the next table, no matter what restaurant we’re in, have them explain the supply chain to us.' Do you think they’d understand what we’re talking about?" Biden asked.

"They're smart people," the president said, but he concluded the current crisis was a part of a "complicated world."

"We've never faced anything like this," Biden added. "You can understand why people are upset. Whether you have a PhD or you're working in a restaurant, it's confusing and so people are understandably worried."

Biden then said he was going to try and "explain to the American people" what supply chain issues America faces, telling the reporters in the room who "write for a living" that he has not seen any reporter "explain supply chain very well."

"This is a confusing time," Biden stated.

 

[Garm]

Biden Clueless

And Afghanistan has returned to its natural state.

The second video is why you don't jam wrenches into the world economy you God damn potato nigger. "The economy will start right up again." Fuck you asshole. Fuck everyone that decided to nuke civilization over a disease that has only killed 5 million people world wide over the course of two years. Humans didn't have to kill ourselves with war when we would willingly slit our own wrists if you framed it the right way.

Im not doing electric, I refuse. If there are only electric cars I wont drive.

Its time we all become like a new version of the Amish, and live as if nothing progressed or changed after the 20th century. Anything "new" or whatever shit they come up with I will just act as if it was never created. No VR no "plugging in" no digital passport, nothing. Fuck all of them, I am so sick of this shit.

The Amish use computers for business and combustion engines for baling hay.

Amazing! Amish mules pull modern baler. Old-fashioned meets modern technology, aerial drone view.

Amish baling rye . Thanks to these local Amish farmers for welcoming us to capture this aerial drone view. We fly a DJI Mavic 2 Zoom drone. The zoom lens i...

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They just believe technology divides people from their communities and weakens society as a whole.

 

[Leslie Nielsen]

Oh my god you niggers can you not summon the tard?
This has happened like 5 times this entire thread and it stopped being funny the first time.
Like we know,HHH sucks child molester penis,wow who could've fucking guessed.

I agree, but it was really funny watching him meltdown during the Afghanistan thing.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

I agree, but it was really funny watching him meltdown during the Afghanistan thing.

You're more of president than Biden is.

 

[Ponzo]

(According to the Daily Mail "SOURCES") Joe Biden Ripped one in front of Camilla.

Camilla 'hasn't stopped talking about' hearing President 'break wind'

President Biden produced a little natural gas of his own at the COP26 summit in Glasgow and it was audible enough to make the Duchess of Cornwall blush.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Joe Biden is now Gasser from Bo^7

Archive Link : https://archive.ph/e584N

Duchess Camilla shocked at Biden breaking wind