TGWTG Kyle Kallgren / Oancitizen / Brows Held High - Afraid of the Eggnog Ninjas, "Male Feminist" that Abuses Women, 2nd-rate Cinema Snob, Hugh Hefner A-Log, Fat Creepy Incel Cuck

[Boston Brand]

Since he definitely reads this thread...

What's it like knowing we're some of the last people who still know you exist as a web personality?

Also, what's it like simping for Lindsay for years only for her to toss you aside like her aborted fetus the instant you ceased to offer anything useful?

 

[Someone in a Tree]

He declared himself bi at the end of his Bi Lighting video in 2018. No monocles were dropped in shock at this revelation.

Had he made that video two years later, he’d come out as “queer,” and it would be just as meaningless. Also, imagine getting this upset over a shitposting forum.

 

[Kevin Roberts]

Had he made that video two years later, he’d come out as “queer,” and it would be just as meaningless. Also, imagine getting this upset over a shitposting forum.

His version of "queer" is basically - I'm bisexual/pansexual for the SJW club reasons, but I'm actually strait. Its complicated...

 

[Tripping Nice Clown]

His version of "queer" is basically - I'm bisexual/pansexual for the SJW club reasons, but I'm actually strait. Its complicated...

Bi/pan for the SWJ club doesn't mean shit wordwise.

He can get back to us when he's at least experienced some sexual activity with at least two genders. But given how much of an emotional trainwreck he is, I can only assume that it's not going to be much because no one, of any gender, wants someone that miserable in their lives.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Bi/pan for the SWJ club doesn't mean shit wordwise.

He can get back to us when he's at least experienced some sexual activity with at least two genders. But given how much of an emotional trainwreck he is, I can only assume that it's not going to be much because no one, of any gender, wants someone that miserable in their lives.

He's probably the kind of person that cries after sex and gets all needy afterwards.

So he's bi because that doubles the potential partners he can have. And since his fiance left him because she had enough of him you can tell he's probably an asshole in real life.

 

[JimGreen]

you can tell he's probably an asshole in real life.

His anger issues aren't helping either. He has no place being an online personality, even if it's hilarious for us.

 

[Ninon42]

His anger issues aren't helping either. He has no place being an online personality, even if it's hilarious for us.

Yeah, speaking of...he had a MASSIVE chimpout at some sock with 0 followers on Twitter. Dozens of frankly unhinged tweets at this anon troll who triggered him like an absolute boss, and Kyle thinks he somehow "won" this interaction. It apparently started as a bit of a cow crossover with Tony Goldmark about the GOP winning the Virginia election. (link/archive) Behold, a small selection of the madness:

Spoiler: A taste of Kyle's Twitter chimpout

Well no shit, Kyle.

 

[Water-T]

O M G YOU SURE PWND THAT TROLL, KYLE!

But seriously - dude needs to get off the Internet, see a therapist, and get laid.

It's only a matter of time before he goes Full Incel and shoots up a mall or movie theater.

 

[The Cunting Death]

It's because of cunts like Kyle that the word fascism has no fucking weight to it anymore

 

[FriendlyNeighborhoodDaddy]

Yeah, speaking of...he had a MASSIVE chimpout at some sock with 0 followers on Twitter. Dozens of frankly unhinged tweets at this anon troll who triggered him like an absolute boss, and Kyle thinks he somehow "won" this interaction. It apparently started as a bit of a cow crossover with Tony Goldmark about the GOP winning the Virginia election. (link/archive) Behold, a small selection of the madness:

Spoiler: A taste of Kyle's Twitter chimpout

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Yes... Screaming insults and spamming sacrilegious pornography will only lead to a quiet, troll-free twitter experience. Kyle has cracked the code.

How long before he starts acting this way in real-life interactions? I say three months and he'll be getting thrown out of delis for screaming about fascists hiding in the pickle barrel.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Yeah, speaking of...he had a MASSIVE chimpout at some sock with 0 followers on Twitter. Dozens of frankly unhinged tweets at this anon troll who triggered him like an absolute boss, and Kyle thinks he somehow "won" this interaction. It apparently started as a bit of a cow crossover with Tony Goldmark about the GOP winning the Virginia election. (link/archive) Behold, a small selection of the madness:

Spoiler: A taste of Kyle's Twitter chimpout

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What a faggot. Oh wait, he's proud of being a faggot... so what a Trump supporter! There. Something he'd hate to be called.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

Whenever I see a former CA contributor flip their shit on Twitter, which seems to be a regular occurrence, it just strengthens my belief that the smartest thing Doug Walker has done is not to engage with social media drama. You can rightly criticize the quality of his work, but that motherfucker keeps his head down, sticks to his work, and releases a video every week. Just imagine how different Kyle and Spoony’s reputation would be if they followed his example

 

[FriendlyNeighborhoodDaddy]

Whenever I see a former CA contributor flip their shit on Twitter, which seems to be a regular occurrence, it just strengthens my belief that the smartest thing Doug Walker has done is not to engage with social media drama. You can rightly criticize the quality of his work, but that motherfucker keeps his head down, sticks to his work, and releases a video every week. Just imagine how different Kyle and Spoony’s reputation would be if they followed his example

They can't, though. Literally cannot stop this shit. In real life, they're nobodies without real jobs or healthy social lives. On twitter, they're celebrities with thousands (or in Kyle's case, dozens) of people telling them they're smart, cool and funny. Why do you think these morons keep coming back even when they complain about toxic it is? It's a fucking drug to them.

 

[RodgerDodger]

He's probably the kind of person that cries after sex and gets all needy afterwards.

How would anyone, including him, ever know? It would require that there first be sex in order to have an afterwards.

 

[Johan Hulth]

Never really bothered with Kyle because his videos were always so shit, even by Channel Awesome standards. But the sheer venom of his twitter suggests he might well be the most damaged out of all the TGWTG gang, which is truly saying something. Can't help but feel a little sorry for such a mediocre soul, although seeing his seething at these bizarre strawmen is hilarious. Dude makes Spoony seem chill.

 

[Salubrious]

Whenever I see a former CA contributor flip their shit on Twitter, which seems to be a regular occurrence, it just strengthens my belief that the smartest thing Doug Walker has done is not to engage with social media drama. You can rightly criticize the quality of his work, but that motherfucker keeps his head down, sticks to his work, and releases a video every week. Just imagine how different Kyle and Spoony’s reputation would be if they followed his example

Doug Walker's complete lack of social media presence has always been the most amazing fact among all the Channel Awesome crew.

 

[PeriodicTrouble]

Doug Walker's complete lack of social media presence has always been the most amazing fact among all the Channel Awesome crew.

Honestly when you look at all the threads of the ex-CA members, all their threads would be significantly smaller if they only used social media to advertise their videos, Patreon, and other stuff like that. They keep airing their dirty laundry on their Twitter accounts because they have little to no lives outside of the internet. I have to give credit to Lindsay because ever since the Raya and the Last Dragon tweet controversy, she has done exactly that. I think the reason why Lindsay could do it whlie the others can't because Lindsay has people working for her who already do stuff like moderate Youtube comments, so why not just let one of them handle her Twitter account? The other ones don't have the restraint to limit their activity on Twitter.

 

[Salubrious]

Honestly when you look at all the threads of the ex-CA members, all their threads would be significantly smaller if they only used social media to advertise their videos, Patreon, and other stuff like that.

To be fair, you could say that about 75% of lolcows.

 

[Fictional Character]

To be fair, you could say that about 75% of lolcows.

No one knows you're a lolcow if you don't broadcast your craziness to public.

 

[Salubrious]

No one knows you're a lolcow if you don't broadcast your craziness to public.

Exactly.

The only difference between me and a lolcow is that I do all my sperging out on this forum and not on Twitter.