The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Humbert Humbert]

Quite smart to advertise your charity event with a dog because everyone loves a cute dog. Not so smart to do it with that useless plushy merchandise in the background already hinting at what is going to happen with that sweet unearned money. Not that anyone donating cares but still, maybe if you are pulling a "oh we so poor" you should do it without all that consoomer shit around.

Well, the dogs are the face of their latest grift. I suppose this livestream will mention the dog killing drone flyers.

 

[AnOminous]

Fuck these cunts are shameless. The only truth in their recent begging tweets is that their dogs are hassling their neighbours livestock.

Stop going to events and fix your fences.

I feel sorry for the abused, neglected alpacas and the dogs who are going to get shot because they have shitty, irresponsible perverts for owners.

 

[DemonicMustache]

GRIFTCON 4 ALERT
EARL HAS DRONES
EARL WILL SHOOT DOG
PLS DONATE
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Weird they put up a video of the dogs, instead of the drone, since "we film everything up here and make it public daily".

Finance Minister Gibes weighs in:
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Will Tenacious Alpaca Ranch Defense Systems (T.A.R.D.S) dilate mobilize?
Will Paul Mendoza abandon his serfs in their time of need?

Kevin, this Kiwi doesn't want the Ranch to fail. I want y'all to treat your animals and the land better.

 

[Flour]

So Earl has been upgraded to Earl MK2, now with drones? What I don't understand is what the dogs have to do with the grifting.

 

[AMHOLIO]

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His hand looks like a deformed claw in this picture.

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

I am fairly certain the dogs are fixed now.

There was one who died while being neutered, which is honestly really strange for a large breed dog. I'd be surprised if they only neutered one of them instead of the entire puppy brood.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

So Earl has been upgraded to Earl MK2, now with drones?

Oh no, it's the Iranians!

What I don't understand is what the dogs have to do with the grifting.

The alpacas must not be pulling their weight, so the dogs gotta make up for it.

I am fairly certain the dogs are fixed now.

There was one who died while being neutered, which is honestly really strange for a large breed dog. I'd be surprised if they only neutered one of them instead of the entire puppy brood.

Only time I've known that to happen was when the bitch was already pregnant.

 

[Mr. Internet]

I have a friend who lives in the country and his neighbor's dogs wandered onto his property often, and were killing his chickens. He told the neighbor that if he saw those dogs on his property one more time he was going to shoot them. The neighbor didn't listen and now has one less dog, and a big ass fence on their property. The sheriff was 100% on my friend's side too, which I expect to be the case if that sort of fate befalls one of the tranch's dogs.

This; my family owns a head of around 40 black Angus cattle and we occasionally have a pack of either feral/homeless or unruly farm dogs shred up their faces for sport, particularly their noses or ears which can lead to nasty infections, or in some cases the attacked cow having to be put down due to her injuries. After making the rounds to your neighbors to keep the dogs they don't want to lose on a chain or on their property, you seed poison bait (ground meat and copious amounts of rat poison, usually) along your fence line to see if you can get the fuckers without resorting to midnight stake outs with your rifle. It's a horrible death for the dog, but you can't afford to let them kill your calves every night. Farmers usually hate doing it but they'll do it if they have to.

If the neighbors are threatening to shoot their dogs, the dogs are either harassing their neighbor's livestock or are part of the harassing pack in that area; the neighbors are actually trying to keep their fucking dogs alive before someone poisons them or they take a bullet to the ribs.

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

This; my family owns a head of around 40 black Angus cattle and we occasionally have a pack of either feral/homeless or unruly farm dogs shred up their faces for sport, particularly their noses or ears which can lead to nasty infections, or in some cases the attacked cow having to be put down due to her injuries. After making the rounds to your neighbors to keep the dogs they don't want to lose on a chain or on your property, you seed poison bait (ground meat and copious amounts of rat poison, usually) along your fence line to see if you can get the fuckers without resorting to midnight stake outs with your rifle. It's a horrible death for the dog, but you can't afford to let some dogs kill your calves every night. Farmers usually hate doing it but they'll do it if they have to.

If the neighbors are threatening to shoot their dogs, the dogs are either harassing their neighbor's livestock or are part of the harassing pack in that area; the neighbors are actually trying to keep their fucking dogs alive before someone poisons them or they take a bullet to the ribs.

I doubt the story is real in the first place. Dogs are cute, and they're hoping to use big sad dog eyes to solicit donations for the shadowy Earl Nazi TERF conspiracy that somehow never makes an appearance not even once ever despite the place supposedly bristling with cameras. It's yet another fake story where they cast their neighbors as villains in order to make a quick buck. Putting a farmer in a position where they have to kill someone's dog to protect their livestock is a shitty thing to do. It's shitty for the farmer, the livestock, and for the dog.

I wouldn't doubt that their dogs are nuisance animals to their neighbors. Their fencing is dubious at best, and it seems reasonable that a neighbor could have talked to them like an adult about keeping their dogs on their own property. Saying that their neighbors are using drones to harass them with threats of violence is a fantastic lie.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

4 months:

 

[Bob_]

So Earl has been upgraded to Earl MK2, now with drones? What I don't understand is what the dogs have to do with the grifting.

Fuck, it's like they have finished Tranch level one and moved on to level 2.

I wonder what power ups they can get now? Heatseeking drone missiles? Gps dog tracking? Dead alpaca plaque bombs?

 

[Sheogorath]

Fuck, it's like they have finished Tranch level one and moved on to level 2.

I wonder what power ups they can get now? Heatseeking drone missiles? Gps dog tracking? Dead alpaca plaque bombs?

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

What I don't understand is what the dogs have to do with the grifting.

Pad out the grift with emotional blackmail.

 

[AGPinochet]

Hmm so Earl has drones now, hmmmm. Is Earl taking cues from the tech tree progression of Middle Eastern Islamists and Jihadists? Is Earl totally going to start dropping M80'S Totally real hand grenades from these totally real drones? Will Earl score a "vulnerability kill" by dropping a munition on Phil's truck like how ISIS dropped a bomblet crafted from a 40mm grenade into an open hatch of an Iraqi M1 Abrams?

 

[Oxyjen]

Earl II: The Earlening

Fuck, it's like they have finished Tranch level one and moved on to level 2.

I wonder what power ups they can get now? Heatseeking drone missiles? Gps dog tracking? Dead alpaca plaque bombs?

Don’t really want to give them this idea, but the option with the most cruelty involved would be those dog collars that shock the animal if it goes outside of a set boundary, so probably that.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Oh no, it's the Iranians!

Islamic content: the people vs people who most likely are Muslim. A showdown for the ages.

4 months:

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Congrats guys, the GFM is moving slightly slower than a glacier drifting on the seas. Their average is 3,666.25 dollars a month (satan apparently smiles upon them), which is no small amount but not enough to keep a tranch full of animals and men with bad spending habits functional and afloat.

Have they ever talked about budgeting? Kevin hasn't for sure.

 

[Bob_]

I wonder how much they spend on hay alone each week?

Given there is no cover left on their land.

 

[Meiwaku]

Found how they're gonna get Kevin a new amhole

Spoiler: troons working

Bonnie got bought a blood pressure monitor. Maybe it's because you are fat

Bonnie also has a wishlist on Amazon that for some reason has Monistat on it (for the scrotes ITT Monistat is generally for vaginal yeast infections...not that type of medfag so idk if it has other uses) Now she's getting sick all the time maybe kindness infected her with the munchies

Sky also is RT-ing Bonnie still (lol simp) and here's their Merino? Bond? Sheep herd (They're likely a crossbreed which is normal to do with sheep). the ones on the left might be a texel cross giving their conformation. The one on the top looks like hot shit aka dinner. At least they have a flock of sheep so they all feel safe.

Spoiler: Sheep notes

 

[Shig O'nella]

Makes me wonder: how often do sjws come for the Black and Hispanic Christians?

Rarely. It is rather amusing how fast even the most rabid anti-religious SJW shuts up when religion crops up in a convo that includes black people.

From what I've seen and heard, they seem to consider (certainly Black) churches as a recruiting grounds and organisational cells in their own right. Until fairly recently, they weren't wrong to do so.

 

[Apotheosis of the Liver]

I wonder how much they spend on hay alone each week?

Given there is no cover left on their land.

My guess is around 315$ on hay alone, but hopefully there should be around 200$ dollars of supplement added to it. It probably costs more to feed the tranchers each week.

Here's the math I did a couple months ago.

So all this talk of money got me to do some math on how much their feed ration probably costs. I'm putting the grazing value at zero, at we've all seen pictures of the land. I'm doing the math assuming they have a recommended ration, which is probably fair considering the alpacas don't seem to be starving, though it's hard to tell if they are feeding an appropriate amount of premix. Also, I am putting the herd size at 150 since we haven't had a headcount recently.

So to start is the premix. Premix is a supplement you purchase and add to your hay, it contains all the little things, basically a multivitamin you mix in. I'm using Alpaca~Llama Maintenance Pellet from this retailer www.alpacasrus.com/feed as that is what is stocked at their local veterinary clinic. The price listed is 20.00$/50lb, and an alpaca is expected to eat ~0.5 pounds a day. Some basic math, 150 x .5 x 365 = 27375 pounds used in a year. It is 40 cents a pound so that is 10,950$ dollars of premix a year

Next is the hay, the main bulk of alpaca diet. In a ration this provides energy as the alpaca digests it using it's three stomachs. Alpaca eat 3 pounds a day, and one ton of alfalfa silage is 200$. I got that price from this listing allhay.com/states/colorado/ 3 x 150 x 365 is 164,250 pound. Divided by 2000 to convert we get 82 tons. So the price of hay for a years ration is 16,425$

Put together this means one year of feeding the alpacas costs somewhere around 27,375$

I have my doubts that the yarn sales will cover that.