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To be fair, I am pretty much sure Phail is refering to these kinds of jap-riders ("Bosozoku" as featured in "Yakusa: Like a bad Haircut")

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Yes, these guys really ride motorbikes (well, most of them):
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Of course there are female ones too, as Japan is getting more and more diverse:
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Speaking of diversity: bonus pic to make the pig thirsty:
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Bosozoku was mostly a fad in the 80s. You will still find plenty of small groups of Yankis adorning the same attire, blonde hair, and a gyaru on their side in tons of small country side towns in Japan. But the majority of the younger generation looks at them as losers, while the vast majority of the population is just annoyed at them revving their shitty bikes in the middle of the night. They're not a gang, they're not violent, just very very lame.

This is yet another example of DSP being ignorant to the world, and using Yakuza, a game based on the underworld of Japan, as a blanket truth for the whole country. It would be like a kid from some slum in Estonia (edit: sorry to any friends from Estonia. I hear you have a beautiful country, and I would love to experience it some day.) watching a DSP stream and saying that the entire US population has a weird fixation with drinking gin out of a thermos and begging on stream.

There's so much about his Yakuza streams that irk me, but I won't go total japanfag. Again, it just speaks to his lack of experience and awareness to the world outside of his carefully curated moderated life.
 
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I'm late as I was watching Rekieta rake in the bux today (lol Phail).


The action to take is be entertaining. But that takes effort you're not willing to exert.
There are levels of effort when I put into watching things and when it comes to watching live streams and that effort is very low.
 
Phil is such a huge homophobe he basically fits into the category as the asshole dad from American Beauty who ends up being a closeted homosexual. It’s also on brand with every other form of projection that comes from DSP. If you want Phil to tell you the truth, you can’t just take his words literally, because he is a lying piece of shit. However, you can learn a lot about DSP by paying attention to who he hates and why he hates them. Phil’s struggles with jealousy and insecurity can be seen on basically every single one of his streams.

There isn’t the slightest chance that Phil is straight.
Phil is a retar d' who can't hide anything personal about himself even when he tries his hardest. He's also a massive hedonist and a pig. You don't think in the 10+ years people have been following him he would have slipped up and let out something genuinely gay? Followed a gay porn twitter feed on accident or something like that? Also we know for a fact from the gin swilling and WWE champions that he is extremely impulsive. If he had a hardon for guys I think he would have acted on it by now.
 
Bosozoku was mostly a fad in the 80s. You will still find plenty of small groups of Yankis adorning the same attire, blonde hair, and a gyaru on their side in tons of small country side towns in Japan. But the majority of the younger generation looks at them as losers, while the vast majority of the population is just annoyed at them revving their shitty bikes in the middle of the night. They're not a gang, they're not violent, just very very lame.

This is yet another example of DSP being ignorant to the world, and using Yakuza, a game based on the underworld of Japan, as a blanket truth for the whole country. It would be like a kid from some slum in Estonia (edit: sorry to any friends from Estonia. I hear you have a beautiful country, and I would love to experience it some day.) watching a DSP stream and saying that the entire US population has a weird fixation with drinking gin out of a thermos and begging on stream.

There's so much about his Yakuza streams that irk me, but I won't go total japanfag. Again, it just speaks to his lack of experience and awareness to the world outside of his carefully curated moderated life.
It sure as hell isn't as relevant anymore as any other biker group in earlier times, as I would assume that today there are other ways for young adults to rebel against whatever they feel the need to. As you already pointed out, the pig loves to educate other people using his very narrow view of the world and I have no problem believing that he thinks that Bosozoku is a modern and typical japanese gang thing, though I don't think he knows anything about it besides that small stereotypical depiction from like a dragon (hence my stereotypical portrayal of them - my bad if that came across anti-japan).
 
Phil is a retar d' who can't hide anything personal about himself even when he tries his hardest. He's also a massive hedonist and a pig. You don't think in the 10+ years people have been following him he would have slipped up and let out something genuinely gay? Followed a gay porn twitter feed on accident or something like that? Also we know for a fact from the gin swilling and WWE champions that he is extremely impulsive. If he had a hardon for guys I think he would have acted on it by now.
I will have to agree. Like a true lolcow he would let it slip by now, through I don't discard completely the homo theory.
 
I'm gonna leave this here so I can laugh at it at the end of the month when he will still have 263 memberships.
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Your videos get "thousands of views", Phil? Hmm...

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Other than your begging videos and the videos where you whined about "support" from your dentheads, your recent videos certainly add up to thousands, but individually?
 
I can't wait for his first San Andreas stream. I think the whales are going to fall in line on the first stream. He will pull at least $500 from maybe 4 whales and a hand full of wheelchairs.

He's going to be riding so fucken high off of it. Then by the 2nd stream he is stuck at $20 telling stream "guys what happened the first stream was so supportive"

Then the panic will set in and by the time the third stream rolls around he will start it with a 40 min "buy in" rant. It's going to be some great clip worthy kahntent.
 
Phil is a retar d' who can't hide anything personal about himself even when he tries his hardest. He's also a massive hedonist and a pig. You don't think in the 10+ years people have been following him he would have slipped up and let out something genuinely gay? Followed a gay porn twitter feed on accident or something like that? Also we know for a fact from the gin swilling and WWE champions that he is extremely impulsive. If he had a hardon for guys I think he would have acted on it by now.
It's a fair point but when he really cares he makes a note to keep his lies consistent. He totally did the jailbait wait with Panda, he totally was super nice to Rhamboe, he totally didn't scam his mother, he just conveniently forgot about the ten year plan...

At some point when I stop being lazy I'll probably just make a compilation of Gay Phil moments into a thread. There's been plenty. Him salivating over Kenny Omega/LTG, blowing Panda off for sex when she was making herself available, his jilted lover jabs towards Rambo, which basically boiled down to PAY ATTENTION TO ME, REE, and he had one with Kekon later on during Apex legends, his straight up fucking dates with Aireaidlord, and how he liberally used the term "Faggot" on his edgy TopHaters site. I still think his catholic, former military dad just hates the gays and Phil grew up to be a closeted homo.

I don't know if this is a thing with all other straight dudes wordlwide, but I have never once referred to a man as "sexy". Women, cars, and occasionally food can be sexy. Men can not be sexy to other men. It's just weird. Arguably even if we're gay. Only people I've ever heard use the term sexy referring to men were the feminine gay types. We'd use terms like hot, handsome, attractive, but not sexy. Meanwhile for DSP, it just rolls off the tongue.


He's not strictly straight, I can tell you that much. My gaydar may be faulty, but it is triggered, even if gay poster's aren't. Try telling him he looks good in his chat, if you want confirmation. He's so comfortable with it in spite of how overwhelmingly male the goutsphere is. He fishes for compliments sometimes. "I know I'm not attractive, though some people would disagree. -Eyes chat-"

He's comfy with OIC telling him "He enjoys watching him." He's comfy with Swagginz saying "DSP is packing something much bigger than that in his pants." He was also terribly permissive with Anony's erotic RP escapades in chat when drunk. Who was drunk? Let's say both for good measure I guess.

Just for comparison, when AN1337 had to describe LTG's looks he said something like "Yeah, LTG takes care of himself and he looks good. There's no denying that. He skips leg day for some reason, but upper torso and arms, he looks good." DSP was fangirling over the guy in comparison.

A lot of people say DSP is a male thot. Thing is, he might be more of a literal than a figurative one. Most streamers, let alone straight male ones, who aren't thots would shut down a male flirting with them right quick. Specially if they're taken. How come DSP is only averse to e-vagoo but twitter girls and manly muscly men are cool with him?
 
End of stream status:

Total tip: $137

Top tip: $100 (OIC)

Members: 262

Viewers: 214

OIC is back to full time sponsoring pig stream, would be a $37 support stream if this idiot wasn't here, but Phil will gladly take his money to pull another gold Hogan

Chat is only talking about only Iced stuffs, no one cares about the game

Sorry I mean there's Derich, but he is just being overly autistic and Phil refuses to answer his repetitive questions

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Well it took way longer than expected. But it seems like his kingdom of cardboard is finally breaking down. Not the sudden termination I wanted but chipping away bit by bit. Seeing people go one by one is just as good. Live chat is more and more out of control. More and more paypigs are breaking the pignosis. Members are going down. Views are already shit. And OIC's parents will eventually run out of money. I give him one to three weeks until shit hits the fan.
 
Other than your begging videos and the videos where you whined about "support" from your dentheads, your recent videos certainly add up to thousands, but individually?
Even if he would get "thousands" of views on each of his videos, he is insane to think that 1000 views will net him 300 memberships.

For comparison, Critical Role are at the top of the Twitch earnings list and get 100k-200k concurrent viewers in their streams. Their VODs on YT get 1 million views per week for each video.
And even with those numbers, they have "only" around 50k Twitch subs.
That's 1 sub for every 4 stream viewers and 1 sub for every 20 YT views.

Going by those numbers, Dave can expect around 50-60 channel members and I wouldn't be surprised if his legit channel members are not higher than 100.
 
Phil is a retar d' who can't hide anything personal about himself even when he tries his hardest. He's also a massive hedonist and a pig. You don't think in the 10+ years people have been following him he would have slipped up and let out something genuinely gay? Followed a gay porn twitter feed on accident or something like that? Also we know for a fact from the gin swilling and WWE champions that he is extremely impulsive. If he had a hardon for guys I think he would have acted on it by now.

Do you think gay people are constantly fighting off an urge to follow a gay Twitter feed?
 
I'm gonna leave this here so I can laugh at it at the end of the month when he will still have 263 memberships.
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Absolutely, positively no valid reason why he can't hit 300. There's none.
Valid reason 1) Membership is voluntary 2) There is no real reward for membership besides a crown and emotes

"With the thousands of views I get on every video I upload" - You don't.

"With the amount of attendance I get on the stream" - You rarely top 300 active viewers, and 90% of those are there just to laugh.

"I need help with tips right now, badly" - We know DSP, we know.
 
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