Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Kramer on the phone]

Great confirmation of that eternal truth about staying loyal and sticking with a mentally troubled friend as they descend into lunacy: You don’t make them sane; they make you crazy. It was bound to happen to Sean too.

If someone could clip these moments of Dax taking himself way too seriously, I could use a good belly laugh.

Sean literally was the dude who would hang out in the high school parking lot years after he graduated, he would buy alcohol for dax and others, he's almost 50, him swinging a baseball bat would end with him breaking a hip

Sean is the least weird-looking one. That's why everyone likes him.

its also because no one here was enough of a fan to hear his old stories, he's just as much of a creep as the others.

Vito and Dick were guests on the Legion of Skanks a few nights ago and I'm pretty sure the skanks had no idea who they were outside of the protest videos, Dick was oddly silent and mostly ignored.

fucking hell really? i stopped watching them when i got addicted to redbar, Dick being silent and ignored is bizare considering his decade+ in improv means he should have been the life of the party. even open micers and literal 30 year old virgins were able to play off the skanks very well, only autists and coloreds really end up bombing on there

I'm surprised a shitstorm wasn't kicked up over that right after his Netflix protest appearance. Remember when Ken Bone asked some innocent question at a presidential debate back in 2016 and ended up getting crucified over Reddit posts, just for saying he liked pregnant women and called them, like, "beautiful human submarines"?

to be fair Ken Bone also didn't chose hilary over trump and even being like "i could see myself voting trump" that late in the game meant he deserved scorn aparently

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Why is he doing that gay Jim Carrey smile? Why is he wearing wet-look gel from 1995 in his hair, or is that grease? Why doesn’t he ever wash his face? He’s just so fucking gross.

he looks like a pedo; and/or a tranny. also NFTs are scams so who better to boost it than scam masterson.

His refusal to just own hos baldness and advancing age really are a moral lesson. Early on in this thread, people called him a "father figure." He will never be a father, and he will never grow up.

Live a real life. Don't be Peter Pan. It's not precious, nor "winning." It's pathetic.

even just owning the baldness would be a step up. Norton has a great head of hair but shaves it because it fits his persona better than rocking a silvio. And he just wears wigs as chipperson. dick should just do that, a different stupid hat or wig, every episode.

 

[DankSmoker]

Sean literally was the dude who would hang out in the high school parking lot years after he graduated, he would buy alcohol for dax and others, he's almost 50, him swinging a baseball bat would end with him breaking a hip

its also because no one here was enough of a fan to hear his old stories, he's just as much of a creep as the others.

Sean has no online presence which immediately makes him more likeable.

 

[Sped Xing]

its also because no one here was enough of a fan to hear his old stories, he's just as much of a creep as the others.

Do tell.

 

[Kramer on the phone]

Do tell.

Like i said, he basically met Dick because Sean was almost 30 and still hung out in the high school parking lot buying kids alcohol and hitting on the girls. So he was already fine fucking teenage girls despite being a clear adult, then he became a hardcore addict to alcohol and other drugs. Dick said in an early episode that Sean during his addict phase is where he set the barometer for too far. so think about all the shit Dicks done and realize even this doesn't hit that. The reason Sean doesn't have an online presence is because he was already 30+ when myspace became huge.

 

[RhoasJonas]

Like i said, he basically met Dick because Sean was almost 30 and still hung out in the high school parking lot buying kids alcohol and hitting on the girls. So he was already fine fucking teenage girls despite being a clear adult, then he became a hardcore addict to alcohol and other drugs. Dick said in an early episode that Sean during his addict phase is where he set the barometer for too far. so think about all the shit Dicks done and realize even this doesn't hit that. The reason Sean doesn't have an online presence is because he was already 30+ when myspace became huge.

Dick and Sean have known each other since they were young, Dick has told multiple stories of him and Sean's brother. What the fuck are you talking about, did you listen to Digitroon's BPITU lecture and took his wrong takes?

 

[Null]

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>Hi everybody, my name is Brandon Herrera!


WHAT?

 

[soy_king]

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WHAT?

It is known, Khaleesi.

 

[Michael Janke]

who's gonna be the first one to ask him if thats his brother?

 

[Hex Cat]

who's gonna be the first one to ask him if thats his brother?

If yes then we need to ask him what he thinks of Cuties

 

[Sped Xing]

"Herrera" literally is Spanish for "Smith." It's an exceedingly common name.

 

[sickrabbitman]

Like i said, he basically met Dick because Sean was almost 30 and still hung out in the high school parking lot buying kids alcohol and hitting on the girls. So he was already fine fucking teenage girls despite being a clear adult, then he became a hardcore addict to alcohol and other drugs. Dick said in an early episode that Sean during his addict phase is where he set the barometer for too far. so think about all the shit Dicks done and realize even this doesn't hit that. The reason Sean doesn't have an online presence is because he was already 30+ when myspace became huge.

Uh, he said that Sean bought beer for everyone because he had a fake ID, not because he was actually 30.

Pretty sure they are the same age.

 

[DankSmoker]

Uh, he said that Sean bought beer for everyone because he had a fake ID, not because he was actually 30.

Pretty sure they are the same age.

Dax was the same class as his brother so Sean was probably only a few years older if they were hanging out together.

 

[plgfarts]

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WHAT?

I remember an episode of TDS from quite some time ago. It was either a caller or a voicemail that brought this guy up (his channel was just starting to gain some popularity) to ask if they are related. Dax seemed to dodge the question iirc, but I honestly doubt they are related, whether closely or otherwise. Herrera's are a peso a dozen.

 

[Kramer on the phone]

Dax was the same class as his brother so Sean was probably only a few years older if they were hanging out together.

>a few years older, Sean didn't go to high school with them so you know its a good chunk of years older. If he was fucking Dax he wouldn't be subject to those romeo and Juliette laws

I remember an episode of TDS from quite some time ago. It was either a caller or a voicemail that brought this guy up (his channel was just starting to gain some popularity) to ask if they are related. Dax seemed to dodge the question iirc, but I honestly doubt they are related, whether closely or otherwise. Herrera's are a peso a dozen.

we also never hear any stories about a brother even from when he has friends on, probably a cousin if that. he just looks like a much healthier more adult version its hilarious

 

[Kulee Baba]

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WHAT?

Herrera is a pretty common name so I doubt it. But the resemblance is uncanny. Likely a distant cousin.

 

[Pissmaster]

Pretty sure they are the same age.

Sean's older. I can't remember how much older, though I know Dick made it a big deal when he was turning 40, and Sean was already there.

If I had to take a wild guess, I'd say Sean is maybe 2-3 years older, but I really can't remember how I came to that figure.

 

[Sped Xing]

I will agree that hanging with High School kids wheb you're 21 is lame and weird.

 

[Berrakh]

Is being horribly selfish to the point where you’re just a bugman with libertarian machismo really Based and Redpilled?

 

[Slap47]

Obviously plausible deniability is the game, but Dick's defense of NFTs fails to account for the fact that spending millions of dollars on a stamp is insane and most art is just money laundering or tax write-offs. You can print off an expensive art piece or commission a copy and you probably should if you like it.

 

[HunterHearstHelmsley]

If he was white Netflix would have pulled the special and cut ties with him. Dave Chappelle hates white people so I wouldn't care if they did cancel him.

Dave Chappelles special was boring, unfunny, and full of his shitty pro-trans pro-Muslim diatribes. They just frame it as pro-trans so idiots all come out in support of it.

The fact that neither Australia nor the UK (which banned lolicon, Australia banned hentai as well) banned that movie,

Australia enforces its ban on child pornography against animated depictions of child pornography. As Null has pointed out, similar laws exist in America but are not enforced. Hentai pornography depicting adults is not illegal. You stupid idiot making shit up.

Whats up with all of these "e-chads" having really ugly girlfriends/wifes?

Karl is ugly. His wife is/way slightly less ugly. They’re both musicians who drink heavily and use drugs. It’s no wonder she hit the wall at 40. He never billed her as a pinup girl and she’s a nice lady, no need to be mean about it.

a few years older, Sean didn't go to high school with them so you know its a good chunk of years older. If he was fucking Dax he wouldn't be subject to those romeo and Juliette laws

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I’m going to assume this is him and you’re a stupid idiot who is wrong.