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Why is he terrible, just bottom of the barrel, with everything he does/tries?
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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These are utterly transparent and predictably awful, but why is Lucas mentioning Vicodin?
Years ago he had attempted to lure a young girl with the promise of such drugs, and it's hard not to view this as one of the worst things he's ever done.
As @VoidFace said, he keeps finding a way to be shockingly worse and worse. You think there's no way he can get lower, and he proves you wrong.
Years ago he had attempted to lure a young girl with the promise of such drugs, and it's hard not to view this as one of the worst things he's ever done.
As @VoidFace said, he keeps finding a way to be shockingly worse and worse. You think there's no way he can get lower, and he proves you wrong.
True, the Freak is a worthless sack of shit.
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Hahahaha transcendently awful. "Maybe you're my Marilyn Monroe and I'm your Van Gough", holy shit those two would have been such a dumpster fire of a couple, that's hilarious. He obviously only picked those two names for the rhyme. His style of poetry overall seems to be very focused on rhyme and meter over sense and meaning, and all the rhymes are just the first thing that comes to his head, the meter is the sort of sing-song of a schizo babbling to himself. But even so he breaks rhyme scheme and meter pretty often, just to say something equally inexplicable. Overall these poems say nothing, I have no idea what he is trying to convey in any of them. They are pure word salad punctuated by occasional vulgarity and insanity, just like everything Lucas writes. I find it interesting that he keeps coming back to this style though, you could also see it in his "Wernological Construct" memes and in his "rap" videos such as the infamous "Right Now Right Now Right Now". It seems like he finds something comforting in rhyme perhaps, as if it's a substitute for reason in the way he organizes his thoughts. It gives him some sort of blueprint for what insanity to spew next, just make it rhyme with the previous insanity, instead of having ideas that follow each other logically.
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This is pure teenage angsty edgelord BS and I love it. He really is a manchild - a child that needed to slapped much more often....
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I'm starting to realize... logorrhea is unquestionably part of Lucas's condition.
He has some sort of predilection for nonsense wordiness, not caring whether he uses the words correctly or even makes them up.
His smugness about vocabulary which he misappropriates is characteristic of Lucas... All his ego is based on fantasy.
This piece mixes his boardgame worlds with the insanity of "Wound".
Edit: Written or spoken, logorrhea is apparently a symptom of bipolar conditions. Reading this is so on point re: Lucas it's scary:
Pressured speech in bipolar disorder: Symptoms and causes
A person with bipolar disorder can sometimes speak in a rapid and disorganized way, especially during a manic phase. They may speak loudly, with a sense of urgency, or inappropriately. This can affect personal and work relationships. Treatment for the underlying disorder can help reduce or...
www.medicalnewstoday.com
The bit about particular rhythms is especially interesting, as Lucas often employs a sing-song or repetitive cadence in his rants... very similar to his awful "poetry". Also, "talking about inappropriate things"...? That's Lucas to a vile "T".
Also: I guarantee Lucas can't even DEFINE the word "baroque".
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That's far too big and hard to be Lucas.Found this rock at the lake today.
It reminded me of Lucas, but I can't pinpoint why...
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Also, I wonder what he'd do if a Christian zoomer bae decided to be with him, but said she can't have premarital sex and he has to convert and be extremely devout. Religion might do the Freak a bit of good.
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Dear god he even included a toasterbortion in that mess of insanity. Melted stilton cheese over a boar-elk meatloaf? Definitely sounds like the kind of thing lucas would eat and convince himself is 'gourmet'View attachment 2713218
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I'm starting to realize... logorrhea is unquestionably part of Lucas's condition.
He has some sort of predilection for nonsense wordiness, not caring whether he uses the words correctly or even makes them up.
His smugness about vocabulary which he misappropriates is characteristic of Lucas... All his ego is based on fantasy.
This piece mixes his boardgame worlds with the insanity of "Wound".
Edit: Written or spoken, logorrhea is apparently a symptom of bipolar conditions. Reading this is so on point re: Lucas it's scary:
Pressured speech in bipolar disorder: Symptoms and causes
A person with bipolar disorder can sometimes speak in a rapid and disorganized way, especially during a manic phase. They may speak loudly, with a sense of urgency, or inappropriately. This can affect personal and work relationships. Treatment for the underlying disorder can help reduce or...
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Melted cheese on meatloaf ffs. i'm starting to wonder if his weirdness with food is just as pathological as his general insanity. It comes off as a compulsion to do weird shit with food
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Wooooow this is even more insane than the poetry! I think this is an excellent example of Lucas' ability to sort of over-awe himself with language and delusionaly convince himself he sounds very smart. Like clearly he encounters words or phrases he finds impressive and only vaguely understands the sense of, if at all. "Espirit de Escalier", "Basileus", "gluonic" etc., as you say the misappropriation of vocabulary. Then he throws together as many of these two dollar words as he can possibly string together to the point where it sort of overwhelms his own (low) ability to comprehend it. Then he confuses his own resulting cow-like confusion for the writing being really impressive. He does this with his pseudoscience babble too of course. It's like Lucas, you think this sounds smart because you yourself don't understand it, but actually that only indicates that you're stupid. Other people react like "huh that doesn't sound correct, wtf is this bum talking about" and maybe they will Google it and confirm yeah, no, he has no idea what he's talking about.View attachment 2713218
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I'm starting to realize... logorrhea is unquestionably part of Lucas's condition.
He has some sort of predilection for nonsense wordiness, not caring whether he uses the words correctly or even makes them up.
His smugness about vocabulary which he misappropriates is characteristic of Lucas... All his ego is based on fantasy.
This piece mixes his boardgame worlds with the insanity of "Wound".
Edit: Apparently, logorrhea is a symptom of bipolar conditions. Reading this is so on point re: Lucas it's scary:
Pressured speech in bipolar disorder: Symptoms and causes
A person with bipolar disorder can sometimes speak in a rapid and disorganized way, especially during a manic phase. They may speak loudly, with a sense of urgency, or inappropriately. This can affect personal and work relationships. Treatment for the underlying disorder can help reduce or...
In this he's trying to do the same thing not just with big words but with these big-concept sci-fi ideas. Some of it is... imaginative, is the kindest thing I can say. Nobody has ever accused the Wern of being boring or lacking imagination in the way that say Russel Greer is entirely devoid of creativity. Lucas lives most of his life engaged in fantasy and he's very capable of coming up with weird, original shit, it's just also terrible nonsense. He doesn't even explain that these are plant-aliens and not humans until halfway through, and it's just full of very stupid shit like "they dress in a Frenchy future manner", the "Smelloverse" etc. It's also very, very telling and fucking grim that he can't abandon his obsession even in the most escapist sci-fi context, i.e. these aliens are all male and search the cosmos for female mates. Jesus dude
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Add to that- neither boar nor elk woild make a good meatloaf. They're extremely lean and meatloaf needs fat to hold together as a loaf. But he doesn't know this of course, because he's never actually COOKED a day in his life.
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Funny you should mention it...
Bipolar Disorder Takes Different Path in Patients Who Binge Eat, Study Suggests - Mayo Clinic News Network
ROCHESTER, Minn. — July 25, 2013 — Bipolar disorder evolves differently in patients who also binge eat, a study by Mayo Clinic, the Lindner Center of HOPE and the University of Minnesota found. Binge eating and obesity often are present among bipolar patients, but the mood disorder appears to...
Apparently, Lucas's eating habits place him among the more "severely ill":
Edit: @Cnaiur urs Skiotha hit the nail on the head: Lucas misunderstands his own awe at this conglomeration of complicated words for being indicative of intelligent writing, and then misappropriates this awe to everyone around him, as he does with all aspects of his "personality". Well said, @Cnaiur urs Skiotha .
Edit 2:. Interesting that Lucas's aliens in "Torque" (another word he marvels at, and is no doubt unable to define, just liking the sound of it on his tongue, like an infant sucking on marbles) have a "mouth anus". Who else do we know who shits out their food-hole?
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Every time he starts spouting off words he has no grasp of, all I can see is family guy. But nothing, nothing he does or say will come anywhere near when he talked about time travel, using it to win Powerball and that fate is a dimension. I'm paraphrasing, but it was insane
Shallow and Pedantic - Family guy
I was looking for this clip on youtube but i could not find one decent version of it that was not recorded with their cell phones on their tv's. So here is a...
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I'm showing my age here, but when Lucas starts using his big boy words, I'm reminded of the skit from "In Living Color" where one of the Wayans Brothers was a prison inmate that used a lot of big words in nonsense ways.
" The mastication of the situation indemnified the solution of the proportion to the situation of the improbable."
Eta: little sis went on a first date to a rather nice restaurant years ago. The young man had to have several common dishes explained to him.
After they finished, said young man declared that his meal was "immaculate"
Sis asked him to repeat himself, and again he said the meal was immaculate, the best thing he'd eaten.
There was no second date.
" The mastication of the situation indemnified the solution of the proportion to the situation of the improbable."
Eta: little sis went on a first date to a rather nice restaurant years ago. The young man had to have several common dishes explained to him.
After they finished, said young man declared that his meal was "immaculate"
Sis asked him to repeat himself, and again he said the meal was immaculate, the best thing he'd eaten.
There was no second date.
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Thanksgiving is fast approaching and I'm curious how it's going to go for him this year. Normally I'd hope for a chimpout given that it's one of the few days of the year he's forced to acknowledge he's gonna die alone, but now that he's on meds I bet he'll just cope by making posts about how he doesn't celebrate it because pilgrims were genocidal invaders and if you do you're a bigot, then disappear for the rest of the day to make boardgames about food.
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Lucas in two stanzas: living only in the present, and shitting your pants from overeating on the same day he impregnates a little girl. Sex and defecation are really two sides of the same coin with him, aren't they? From "Going through Catatonia" on his YouTube. Pic from "I'm blue without you".
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I hope this poetry phase passes soon. Lucas is a terrible poet and he doesn't know it! Word salads is all it is. Boring shit.
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Lucas’s choice of selfies is always fascinating to me.
We have shots like this, where he seems to have tried to take a normal photo (but apparently couldn’t be bothered to wash his hair first):
And then we have ones like this, where he looks like literal roadkill:
What’s truly incredible is that he looks equally off-putting in both. I’m just curious about his process. Does he take a whole bunch of pictures and choose the best ones? If this is what he posts, the outtakes must be truly horrifying.
We have shots like this, where he seems to have tried to take a normal photo (but apparently couldn’t be bothered to wash his hair first):
And then we have ones like this, where he looks like literal roadkill:
What’s truly incredible is that he looks equally off-putting in both. I’m just curious about his process. Does he take a whole bunch of pictures and choose the best ones? If this is what he posts, the outtakes must be truly horrifying.
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I’m sorry, but are we gonna gloss over the fact that he wrote about throwing acid in a woman’s face?
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Wern the feminist strikes again. These “poems” really say a lot about how he views women and his imaginary girlfriend.
“You’re not begging me on your knees, I don’t give a fuck about what you you like or what you’re like, you’re not kissing my [necrotic, ulcerated] feet”
You’re right, Lucas, nobody would ever want you.