Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
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Lucas in two stanzas: living only in the present, and shitting your pants from overeating on the same day he impregnates a little girl. Sex and defecation are really two sides of the same coin with him, aren't they? From "Going through Catatonia" on his YouTube. Pic from "I'm blue without you".

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That is by far the worst Lucas has ever looked. he almost always looks terrible but thats an all time classic picture
 
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Zoomer Bae said:
Wern the feminist strikes again. These “poems” really say a lot about how he views women and his imaginary girlfriend.

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“You’re not begging me on your knees, I don’t give a fuck about what you you like or what you’re like, you’re not kissing my [necrotic, ulcerated] feet”

You’re right, Lucas, nobody would ever want you.
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I’d rather be in a sack filled with snakes and be thrown off the Golden Gate Bridge before I submit to the likes of Lucas fucking Werner and kiss his feet. In fact, the day he loses his feet, I’m going to pop a bottle of champagne in celebration of all women everywhere.
 
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Svetlana Helsinki said:
I’d rather be in a sack filled with snakes and be thrown off the Golden Gate Bridge before I submit to the likes of Lucas fucking Werner and kiss his feet. In fact, the day he loses his feet, I’m going to pop a bottle of champagne in celebration of all women everywhere.
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Right?

The only foot-kissing he's going to get is when he kisses his feet goodbye.

*Ba-dum tss*
 
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Twrx said:
Where the hell did he develop this incredibly unwarranted ego? Nothing about him or anything he has ever done, could excuse it.
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It’s just your run of the mill narcissism, I guess, just his broken brain.

Or maybe it’s a coping mechanism. If someone has to overcompensate when their self-worth is attacked, just imagine how much Lucas has to overcompensate as he is the bottom of the barrel in every way.
 
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King Daddy Telomerase said:
Lucas needs to eat at fancy casual dining places, and then does shit like uncooked ramen and raw cans of clam chowder. He's perplexing.
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Not really. Its pretty common behavior among the trashy hobo types. They eat shit tier food and think shitty restaurants are top tier gourmet and that eating in them implies you're coming up in the world and showing off. Its the same kind of mentality you would see during the gold rush era with illiterate laborers that run off to the gold fields to strike it rich, and if they made some money at it you'd see them sitting outside their tent at night drinking $10 bottles of champagne, eating oysters, sardines and tongue sandwiches and turtle soup cause that was all the shit the dirt poor types of the era saw as food for the rich cause it was expensive as fuck at the time. Same reason you'd see shit tier restaurants pop up overnight in gold mining camps that would put out shit tier food and have menus in broken half literate french listing food that the rich ate at the time at high end restaurants, cause that kind of stuff lured lucas's type of wannabe rich idiots like flies to shit. Until they got their order and realized the meat was half rotten, the food had been sitting around for days and the coffee was just ground acorns with burned ground up bread they had the audacity to try to pass off as coffee...and then they ate it anyway cause there wasn't anything else and it was pretty much standard practice for the time

Point being, different century, same attitudes, same mentality. Send lucas back 150 years and he'd be the demented old 49er half passed out in an alley on shitty whisky, begging for food and booze and leering at the town hookers, probably getting pissed off at cowboys instead of flatbills and reeking even more than the average person of the era
 
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