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Take that, cissies!
Real women are so jealous.
Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!
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Real women are so jealous.
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Kevin makes an astute observation of the Twitter trans community. [A]
I don’t post his retweets since he himself did not write them, but I made an exception for this cope.
Neck’s new pinned tweet is… I don’t know what he’s talking about.
Oh, to be without crisis.
Wedge is strictly T4T4T, as you can see. [A]
Sperging about shit I don’t care about but one of you weirdos probably would [A]
I don’t post his retweets since he himself did not write them, but I made an exception for this cope.
Neck’s new pinned tweet is… I don’t know what he’s talking about.
Oh, to be without crisis.
Wedge is strictly T4T4T, as you can see. [A]
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i can only assume it was snowing and he was trying to be funny.
didn't work tho
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Joke about snow looking like cocaine.
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It actually is! They have a surprisingly high calorific value, comparable to coal and fuel oil.
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You know Kevin (at least publicly on twitter, we have no idea as to his real emotional state when making those tweets) having a mental breakdown over not being able to coom, coonsoom, groom and play overwatch is really, really telling.
Consooming, Cooming, Grooming, Larping, Grifting/E-begging, pretending to hold concrete political beliefs, feigning outrage over his insane ex-boyfriend getting kicked out of a furry convention for being a ketamine addicted diaper fetishist that is so fucking insane and zonked out on ketamine that they get kicked out of a diaper fetishist pornographic photography group, Lying.
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It's like a joke I would have made at age 15.
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"Kevin has a ton of hot kinky sex" has the same exact energy as "Earl the facist is stalking the Tenacious Unicorns"
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Tbh I swear these Kevin recolors are getting lazier and lazier everyday. This Kevin OC is so unoriginal they even copied Kevin's toy hoarding, the side shave, and liking dinosaurs.
Kevin's Transformers collection can single handily solve the energy crisis as soon as we find a technology to convert his toys to raw energy. We could have entire cities running on Transformers alternative energy.
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He's playing Final Fantasy 10. Blitzball is like underwater soccer. I don't blame him for save scumming, the part he's playing is pretty tough
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Now I have an image of Kevvie on Christmas eve trying to sell his transformers but instead needing to light one every so often to prevent himself from freezing to death. As the light from his last Transformer dies out, he sees his dad waiting for him ... A real modern The Little
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The Little Match Girl went to Heaven, which Kevin absolutely will not.
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I'm gonna have to agree, the first blitzball tournament you play is exceedingly difficult to win. It's not even fair. You really do have to count on some ridiculous luck to win. I think you're technically not supposed to win it. 12 year old me redid that section over and over and over and won eventually...but I did it on a PS2. I didn't have the luxury of savescumming. And dodging 100+ lightning bolts or however many you needed to unlock that one weapon in the thunder plains is beyond fucking RÉTÀRDÈD. You have to be autistic to do it without savescumming.
Yeah FFX had some serious horse shit in it. Only worse one of the PS1/2 generation was FFIX's requirement of beating the game within 12 hours to unlock an ultimate weapon like WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT?!
But I digress. Wedge is ugly and stupid. I'd like to put him in a room with an IT'S MA'AM! troon and watch them discuss just girly things.
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A therapist isn't recommended for an ADHD diagnosis (I say ADHD and not ADD as that is folded into ADHD now as ADHD-inattentive). A therapist can do the initial screening and recommend him to a psychiatrist for further testing.
As someone who needs Adderall, it's so much more fun. I've ranked up because of it. And kevkev won't dilate bc I bet it physically hurts him to do so.
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Yep, it was rigged.
Buh yeah anyway, this is always my reaction to the Tranch Cinematic Universe
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did he even finish begging the whole amount for the other shit he wanted? jesus christ
also kevin cant even use his computer at the tranch, he should just unplug it
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I wouldn't put it past Kevin, Kevin is shameless. Kevin is shameless even beyond E-begging. He tells bold faced lies, He lies about having sex, He lies about having a real and non-imaginary sex drive, he lies about having a "functional" amhole, he lies about being a woman.
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You know what the ironic thing is? The team you play against, the Luca Goers, have THE worst stat development as you go up in levels and they start blowing serious ass compared to literally every non-goer player. I had the guide when I was young and saw their stats by level and it was pretty interesting to see.
And that match is definitely bullshit but not impossible, since I saw a fucking vtuber of all people manage to beat it.
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I have not been active in this thread as of late, but after catching up I've finally realized something about Kevin.
He has created this Sisyphean life for himself. I didn't notice it at first, but after lurking and eventually making an account to post in this thread, Kevin has taken part in this cycle. I'm not the best at graphic design - but I'll try to have it so that it's in a digestible fashion (and if anyone wants to contribute in a way that adds more characteristics to each "stage", please feel free).
STAGE I: Blissfully unaware.
This is the stage that Kevin is at more often than not. When he's going about his regular day, tweeting about how bad he wants to be fucked and knotted and whatever other degenerate shit he's into. Toys, furry shit, and cartoons are also a part of this agenda.
STAGE II: Cope.
Kevin is a lonely individual. He uses toys and ageplay to cope with his loneliness, despite being surrounded by people who "love" him every day. Kevin went from some dude working at a Disney park (iirc) with a pretty cute, nerdy fiancee to a balding, wrinkle and acne infested troon. The tweets during this time are on-par for Kevin, especially during conventions where he tweets about hotel room parties, despite not going to them. He'll also tweet about dilating a lot during this stage - as if that accounts for him neglecting his post surgery duties of dilating every day. "The brain is the largest sex organ".
STAGE III: Facade is broken.
He hates his polycule. Neck, Wedge, Jen, Penny, he hates them. Neck and Wedge fucked off to live with eachother without Kevin, and Jen and Penny don't touch him. His "I can't breathe" tweet wasn't just a sudden realization, he feels this frequently. He knows his Amhole is useless, he can't get fucked in it and gynecologists can tell the difference. He took away his ability to coom and he feels the walls closing in on him. He continuously gets rejected by other troons, he's stuck at the tranch, he hates living somewhere with a large Republican population, so on and so forth.
STAGE IV: Consoom.
This is the same time where the e-begging takes place, the random "bills" come out of nowhere. In his moments of stress, he'll buy toys and other useless shit to collect dust. This retail therapy gives him a quick escape from his reality. With this, we go back into stage I.
Also, that photo of his Amhole was disgusting. I'm pretty sure vaginas aren't supposed to be front facing, but what do I know?
He has created this Sisyphean life for himself. I didn't notice it at first, but after lurking and eventually making an account to post in this thread, Kevin has taken part in this cycle. I'm not the best at graphic design - but I'll try to have it so that it's in a digestible fashion (and if anyone wants to contribute in a way that adds more characteristics to each "stage", please feel free).
STAGE I: Blissfully unaware.
This is the stage that Kevin is at more often than not. When he's going about his regular day, tweeting about how bad he wants to be fucked and knotted and whatever other degenerate shit he's into. Toys, furry shit, and cartoons are also a part of this agenda.
STAGE II: Cope.
Kevin is a lonely individual. He uses toys and ageplay to cope with his loneliness, despite being surrounded by people who "love" him every day. Kevin went from some dude working at a Disney park (iirc) with a pretty cute, nerdy fiancee to a balding, wrinkle and acne infested troon. The tweets during this time are on-par for Kevin, especially during conventions where he tweets about hotel room parties, despite not going to them. He'll also tweet about dilating a lot during this stage - as if that accounts for him neglecting his post surgery duties of dilating every day. "The brain is the largest sex organ".
STAGE III: Facade is broken.
He hates his polycule. Neck, Wedge, Jen, Penny, he hates them. Neck and Wedge fucked off to live with eachother without Kevin, and Jen and Penny don't touch him. His "I can't breathe" tweet wasn't just a sudden realization, he feels this frequently. He knows his Amhole is useless, he can't get fucked in it and gynecologists can tell the difference. He took away his ability to coom and he feels the walls closing in on him. He continuously gets rejected by other troons, he's stuck at the tranch, he hates living somewhere with a large Republican population, so on and so forth.
STAGE IV: Consoom.
This is the same time where the e-begging takes place, the random "bills" come out of nowhere. In his moments of stress, he'll buy toys and other useless shit to collect dust. This retail therapy gives him a quick escape from his reality. With this, we go back into stage I.
Also, that photo of his Amhole was disgusting. I'm pretty sure vaginas aren't supposed to be front facing, but what do I know?
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Neovaginas are indistinguishable from Cis-Vaginas and and anyone who says other wise is a Transphobic bigot but also Neovaginas are distinguishable from Cis-Vaginas and are so much better than the Cis-Vaginas that those fucking stupid bitch whore cunt sluts have and no Trxns Womyn are by no means Misogynistic Incels.
Thus is the Amhole Paradox.
And yes, Kevin actually holds these contradicting beliefs.