The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Humbert Humbert]

So yesterday Sky tweeted dog pics (feat. Bonnie in the replies). [A]

Today, Penny tweeted three more: [1], [2], [3]

Spoiler: dog pics

The new member posted… a lovely mirror selfie. [A]

Spoiler: Spoilered because it’s def something u cant open at work

 

[one_time_user]

The Tranch is like The Walking Dead tv show. Endless seasons of the main characters doing the same dumb shit ober and over without ever learning anything. Destroying everything they touch while 'defending themselves' without ever realizing that they are the bad guys. Many spinoffs that are just the same ridiculousness in different locations.

 

[AGPinochet]

The new member posted… a lovely mirror selfie.

You know I will fully admit that I mistook this one for being a woman if for only a moment. I think it is because the hat is covering the large, male skull. The face on closer examination is what gave it away.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

The new member posted… a lovely mirror selfie. [A]

Major "tranny crackwhore having a break between tricks at a truck stop" vibes.
At least the dogs are cute.

"Naga sees something she can't unsee"

 

[Aunt Carol]

The new member posted… a lovely mirror selfie. [A]

Spoiler: Spoilered because it’s def something u cant open at work

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Is that the primary bathroom at the Tranch, from a different angle?

It's a very unfortunate bathroom.

 

[Schatzi Katze]

Is that the primary bathroom at the Tranch, from a different angle?

It's a very unfortunate bathroom.

oh maaaan they cant even be assed to slap some paint on the wall rofl

also not much head room there for a house of hulking menfolk

 

[Hitman One]

Is that the primary bathroom at the Tranch, from a different angle?

It's a very unfortunate bathroom.

Consider the aroma.

 

[Bob_]

Consider the aroma.

A mixture of piss, yeast and stale cum amhole juice.

 

[Trig.Point]

Their alpaca have thin coats and are in poor condition with very little body fat, both issues caused by poor husbandry. At least they dug a pit ahead of time to bury them all in.

It's been pointed out that it's extremely unlikely that they'll ever be investigated for animal cruelty.

However does anyone know what the local enviromental regulations are on burying large amounts of dead animals? There are reasons disposal of animal Carcasses is tightly regulated in much of the world. It can pose massive enviromental, and public health risks, even if they bury them deep enough and the risk is just to the water table.

 

[Oxyjen]

It's been pointed out that it's extremely unlikely that they'll ever be investigated for animal cruelty.

However does anyone know what the local enviromental regulations are on burying large amounts of dead animals? There are reasons disposal of animal Carcasses is tightly regulated in much of the world. It can pose massive enviromental, and public health risks, even if they bury them deep enough and the risk is just to the water table.

Yeah, there’s a pretty deep dive on it a few dozen pages back. Tl:dr they’re not going to get busted for anything.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-t...gue-phillip-matthew-logue.86681/post-10263385

 

[Shig O'nella]

It's been pointed out that it's extremely unlikely that they'll ever be investigated for animal cruelty.

However does anyone know what the local enviromental regulations are on burying large amounts of dead animals? There are reasons disposal of animal Carcasses is tightly regulated in much of the world. It can pose massive enviromental, and public health risks, even if they bury them deep enough and the risk is just to the water table.

They've supposedly been delivering the dead to the wolf sanctuary, so burial is so far not a problem. The sanctuary has 16 resident wolves/ wolf-dog hybrids so a quick bit of back of the envelope figuring tells me that they'll eat ~3 alpacas a day, 60 days sub freezing temps in a Co winter ... nothing to bury. The wolves would comfortably eat the lot.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Nothing today but a couple selfies

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Spoiler: pics

i would turn this into a png but honestly i’m too lazy

 

[Kiislova]

Nothing today but a couple selfies
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Kathryn Gibes 🏳️‍⚧️✨ on Twitter: "Snuggles with Naga! 💕🐶💕 @Steamp…

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One half normal man, one dog, and one potato sac.
That's the first picture looks like without any other context.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

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Damn, I knew troons were delusional but uhh..




There's not enough rainbows in the world.

also jesus could True and Honest Wahmen TM please learn to get their hair dyed at a salon it looks like he skinned Elmo.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Unfortunately, the animals freezing to death while the Tranchers get off scot-free (again) seems like the most likely outcome. Their alpaca have thin coats and are in poor condition with very little body fat, both issues caused by poor husbandry. At least they dug a pit ahead of time to bury them all in.

I thought Alpacas were from the Andes, I thought they'd be ok in the cold.
That might be Llamas.

 

[scallion]

I thought Alpacas were from the Andes, I thought they'd be ok in the cold.
That might be Llamas.

Alpacas should be able to handle the cold but I'm pretty sure these true and honest tards sheared them at the wrong time of year

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Here's the old real estate listing, in case anyone wants to figure out where shit is.

2530 County Road 305, Westcliffe, CO 81252 - realtor.com®

View 26 photos for 2530 County Road 305, Westcliffe, CO 81252 a 2 bed, 2 bath, 1,667 Sq. Ft. single family home built in 1989 that sold on 03/12/2020.

www.realtor.com

 

[AngryTreeRat]

Alpacas should be able to handle the cold but I'm pretty sure these true and honest tards sheared them at the wrong time of year

They did, from my understanding, depending on climate, you can shear Alpacas twice before needing to let them grow a winter coat to keep, you know, until you shear them in the spring to repeat the process.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

Am I reading correctly that they have nine Great Pyrenees on that wasteland? Those are big, clever, barky dogs. If they're untrained, untended, and bored I could easily see them making trouble for the neighbours. Seriously, they're mischevious and very smart. Smartest thing on the ranch probably.

 

[Mary the Goldsmith]

They've supposedly been delivering the dead to the wolf sanctuary, so burial is so far not a problem. The sanctuary has 16 resident wolves/ wolf-dog hybrids so a quick bit of back of the envelope figuring tells me that they'll eat ~3 alpacas a day, 60 days sub freezing temps in a Co winter ... nothing to bury. The wolves would comfortably eat the lot.

What are the chances that 41% of the wolves die after eating those Alpacas?