Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

He's completely disgusting as usual and contradicts himself even within his own memes.
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That second one is the most nauseating thing I’ve seen in a while. Lucas’s semen is definitely as putrid as he is. I know it goes without saying, but driving a car doesn’t affect how someone’s semen tastes. A shitty diet, though…
 
the hell does "ponyboy" mean? is this some new term hes going to overuse now
All I can think of is the novel The Outsiders… it’s a pretty common book for American middle schoolers to read. Ponyboy is the name of one of the characters. Not sure why Lucas is using it here, though. Maybe yet another attempt to appear intelligent by referencing something he doesn’t understand?
 
From what we know, Lucas cannot drink alcohol or smoke weed while in Mallon, and of course the little sexual release he gets is probably late night tugs under the covers with an old sock, so I can see Wern‘s only real pleasure that is acceptable in his current situation would be gorging good food.
Several reviews did say there is drug use going on a Mallon Place and the staff turns a blind eye. Also keep in mind residents who are able can leave the facility for the whole day. They may not be able to get drunk/high while in the main building but there really is nothing to stop them from doing it while they are out.
 
Yea sure, the Freak cries because cars and factories.

Hey Freak, it's not the cars and factories that make you cry. You cry because you are a bumcel and no one wants to fuck you. You will live in Inceldoom till your death.

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At least he has the courtesy to half-hide his disgusting face, but how is it that his skin is getting so much worse when he has a roof over his head, and theoretically the ability to wash regularly, than it did when he was sleeping under a bridge?
Diabetics have all sorts of skin problem. Blood and therefore oxygen aren’t properly received in the smallest blood vessels in the tissues. That’s why they need to check their feet so often, because they go numb, they’ll step on something, and then necrosis sets in because that part of the foot has been essentially dead for a while anyway. I wouldn’t be surprised if his legs looked like an absolute mess.
 
All I can think of is the novel The Outsiders… it’s a pretty common book for American middle schoolers to read. Ponyboy is the name of one of the characters. Not sure why Lucas is using it here, though. Maybe yet another attempt to appear intelligent by referencing something he doesn’t understand?
He's making a reference to an 80s movie in an attempt to be "hip" , I'm guessing? Like he's "deep" and reads a lot.🤔
 
Is he aware of how much of a gigantic hypocrite he is?
"Hypocrite" is one of those terms that Lucas has decided is self-reflexive, along with "narcissist". His personal application of the word suggests that if you call him a narcissist, you necessarily are one yourself, and the same with a hypocrite.

Of course, The logical corollary of that is, since Lucas is constantly calling people those words, shouldn't he too be those things himself?

If this contradiction ever even occurs to him, it doesn't seem to bother him, nor do any of the multitude of inconsistencies in the worldview he lays out.

So that would be a no.
 

“I just made it up.”

Translation: Lucas heard someone say “Ponyboy” once, assumed it was an insult and never bothered to do a quick Google search, and now, upon being called out for clearly having no idea what he’s talking about, is trying to claim that he made it up. Lucas truly is a master of insult comedy. I can’t believe his cashapp is as dry as every woman that encounters him.
 
“I just made it up.”

Translation: Lucas heard someone say “Ponyboy” once, assumed it was an insult and never bothered to do a quick Google search, and now, upon being called out for clearly having no idea what he’s talking about, is trying to claim that he made it up. Lucas truly is a master of insult comedy. I can’t believe his cashapp is as dry as every woman that encounters him.
Nailed it. Like a retarded parrot, Lucas repeats things that he doesn't understand the meaning of.

It happened several times during the Geek Room interview, when Lucas wouldn't shut up about food, one of the GR people jokingly mentioned if he was going to get lobster bisque from his beloved Clinkerdagger, and Lucas less than two seconds later brought up lobster bisque himself. He never understands the correct association, or usage, and so modern slang is completely lost on him. Walter had commented more than once how Lucas tried to use "finna" as in "fixing to" as in "preparing or getting ready to" as an insult.

Having to explain these things is ridiculous, like you're trying to teach Japanese to a dog, but that's the level of his comprehension of the social reality around him.
 
Wow, so Lucas recycles navy too? Normally, I'm pretty open minded towards people's sexual fetishes and well, if you want to chug down your own seed, more power my man, but for lucas HOMOSEXUAL FAGGOT Werner, whos sucked a dick before. Eating your own spooge is gay AF.

What a faggot, Lucas beating his nub dick to Lazy town and blowing his load in the old people oat meal they serve and slurping it down while cutting in line in front of a blind old lady in his rest home with his Tiny Tim accent "please Sir may I have some more?"
 
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