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[AprilRains]

Alpacas should be able to handle the cold but I'm pretty sure these true and honest tards sheared them at the wrong time of year

That and they're too underfed. They're not going into this winter with enough resources to make it, IMO.

 

[AGPinochet]

Damn, I knew troons were delusional but uhh..

Nothing today but a couple selfies
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Knowing nothing about the band "Paramore" and much less "the bish from Paramore" I am going to hazard a guess that Paramore had at least one hit song that was played for a time on MTV with an accompanying music video sometime between 2000 and 2010 and that the tranny with the shitty dye job jerked off a lot to the "bish from Paramore" and is potentially now Skinwalking her. I say this because that tranny doesn't look any older than 35.
After making this post I will go a'googling and see how right I was.
Edit: I'm probably correct.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

I feel kind of bad for the alpacas, they’ve got a rapidly approaching expiration date.

I wonder if the tranchers are aware of this too. I know they’re incompetent tards, but the amount of delusion they’d have to have to look at those thin coated, malnourished animals and think, “yeah, they’ll be fine this winter” is twice as much as the “i’m a woman” delusion. Regardless, they’ll definitely try to pin the tranch alpaca mass casualty on Earl for griftbux.

 

[Friendly Futa]

Part of the reason they conjured up the drone attacks is to have an alibi for when the alpacas start dropping imo.

 

[CryptoHermit]

Damn, I knew troons were delusional but uhh..

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There's not enough rainbows in the world.

also jesus could True and Honest Wahmen TM please learn to get their hair dyed at a salon it looks like he skinned Elmo.

So is this the new communal victim at the Tranch polycule?

 

[ComeOnDuder]

So is this the new communal victim at the Tranch polycule?

And also a pothead. Who needs to do work?

It's gonna be a cold winter as well.

I feel kind of bad for the alpacas, they’ve got a rapidly approaching expiration date.

I wonder if the tranchers are aware of this too. I know they’re incompetent tards, but the amount of delusion they’d have to have to look at those thin coated, malnourished animals and think, “yeah, they’ll be fine this winter” is twice as much as the “i’m a woman” delusion. Regardless, they’ll definitely try to pin the tranch alpaca mass casualty on Earl for griftbux.

This might be what ends the ranch. They'll lose everything if the alpacas go, unless they have some other resource to sell.

 

[Thumb Butler]

The grift will go on even if every single one of the 170-something animals die a horrible death.

 

[AGPinochet]

The grift will go on even if every single one of the 170-something animals die a horrible death.

How long could they get away with it? They usually post intentional pictures what, once every month? twice? "Accidental" posts are probably more common but still not all that common due to their committment to neglect and how the serious social media addicts (lmao who isn't at the tranch) don't go outside so there is a lesser chance of accidental postings.

 

[ComeOnDuder]

The grift will go on even if every single one of the 170-something animals die a horrible death.

If I cared I'd crunch the numbers, but my belief is they're ONLY afloat because of donations. Genociding their herd would impact two profit margins.

 

[Ghostse]

I think the answer is that there so many "rescue" alpacas that need to be housed that as long as the Tranch is not out-and-out beating and murdering them, they will continue to get new ones because there is no where else for them to go.

Alpacaschwitz was supposed to be a joke, not an instruction manual.

 

[stupid frog]

And also a pothead. Who needs to do work?

They're all stoners.

 

[Meiwaku]

I don't know shit about fencing so I'm not sure if this is good or shit but it looks like it will fall over, i guess the digging think could be smart?

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Our newest troon and their dashing smile, well kept up dye job, and excellent lipstick application.
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From the Amo-sphere also this take, also no skinny troons don't pass better sometimes UNITS pass better because genderblobs.

On the other note kek thats what part of womanhood is, being treated more human the more "attractive" you are to someone (usually male). Isn't this what you wanted???? Isn't it super euphoric??? Was it worth it????



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I know this was already posted but I missed Kevin Tweeting this to the stream that made like $8 kek

 

[The Silent Perjority]

Did we get any figures on the last furry con? Rioley's chimp out sort of overshadowed everything but I don't recall the Tranchers mentioning totals, did they lose money?

 

[Ghostse]

Did we get any figures on the last furry con? Rioley's chimp out sort of overshadowed everything but I don't recall the Tranchers mentioning totals, did they lose money?

They almost assuredly lost money, which is why Earl began flying drones and threatening to shoot their dogs as soon as they got back.

 

[BScCollateral]

If I cared I'd crunch the numbers, but my belief is they're ONLY afloat because of donations. Genociding their herd would impact two profit margins.

Genociding the alpacas would be a net financial gain. There is no way they're making a profit on each alpaca.

 

[Old Fart]

I don't know shit about fencing so I'm not sure if this is good or shit but it looks like it will fall over, i guess the digging think could be smart?

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I can see how this will keep the animals inside, but not how it would keep a halfway determined intruder outside. They can easily enough get through or over the two wires, or just cut them.

From the Amo-sphere also this take, also no skinny troons don't pass better sometimes UNITS pass better because genderblobs.

On the other note kek thats what part of womanhood is, being treated more human the more "attractive" you are to someone (usually male). Isn't this what you wanted???? Isn't it super euphoric??? Was it worth it????

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Don't worry Nikki dear, you could slim down to the size of a fence pole, you still wouldn't pass.

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

Genociding the alpacas would be a net financial gain. There is no way they're making a profit on each alpaca.

This. They'll be way better off financially without having to support all those animals. They're supposedly a ranch, but they never make posts shilling their yarn, posting sample photos of scarves, hats, anything. None of them are interested in fiber arts or textiles at all, much less animal husbandry or land management. They don't have any re-tweets from people who have posted about using their fiber to make things. Most of their for sale items are shirts and stickers. What's happening to all the fiber from those big shearing events? All those adult animals would produce a lot of fiber.

There's only two uninspired fiber items on their website. This yarn is on sale ($25 instead of $30!), full of plant material from inadequate cleaning and uneven, messy spinning.

Luckily for them, winter is coming in for their skinny, shitty herd. It'll be an easy way for them to reduce their headcount while crying on Twitter about how the axial tilt of the Earth as it moves around the Sun is transphobic and they need donations.

 

[discombobulate]

I don't know if anyone else has bothered to do this before (I didn't see it anywhere) I looked up the landowners named Earl in their county. I only found 8. I excluded a woman named "Earlene" and women with "Earl" or "Earle for a last name. I think Earl was first mentioned March 18th, 2021.
Earl #1: lives about 31 minutes away. 80 years old.
Earl #2: owns a place 30 minutes away but his address is in Florida ($1 million property). Only bought it March 26th, 2021. The old place isn't for sale, at least not publicly.
Earl #3 (middle name): lives 26 minutes away on a relatively small property. 69 years old, might not live at the property now so he can take care of his ancient dad.
Earl #4 (middle name): lives 23 minutes away. Bought it October 2020.
Earl #5: lives 21 minutes away but his address is in Virginia. Looks like he might've sold the VA place four years after purchasing this Colorado property. 72 years old.
Earl #6: just owns a strip of land with no buildings 26 minutes away. He actually lives in Colorado Springs.
Earl #7: A name on a trust established in 2012 that owns a place 37 minutes away and a few other places with no buildings. Bought them in June 2021, all from one company. Rich investor that started in business.
Earl #8 (middle name): owns a place 7 minutes away. No buildings here. Address is in Montana.
There's another Earl listed but he died in 2018. Another trust in an Earle's name but it owns an empty property in town as an obvious investment.
Earl #9: owns and lives with a male friend at a place 39 minutes away. Bought it in March 2017. Clearly not ranchers: their place is forested.

Earl 7 is right out. Earls 6 and 8 are very unlikely though Earl 8 is by far the closest Earl. Maybe Earl 8 rents out pasture and is very involved in the management of it? I doubt that Earl 4 has enough attachment to the area to accost people. Earls 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 are all more than 20 minutes away so I'm not sure why they would know or care about the troonunicorns, but at least it's possible. Earl 1 seems a little too old to be up to these shenanigans. Only Earls 3, 4, and 5 are plausible, and two of them are decently old, unlikely to tail people down a street 20+ minutes away and carry around piss of some sort to throw on a driveway.

Earl 2 suggests a funny possibility that Earl just wanted to stop by to see some alpaca with a friend on his way up to buy the place and was frightened off by some freaks dressed like women waving firearms.

It is interesting that there's a hemp farm a few lots away from them that started up in 2018 and hasn't complained about these right wing militias. They've even brought CBD products into town at farmer's markets and a stand at the local school and they apparently haven't been violently accosted by groups of armed white Christians.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I don't know shit about fencing so I'm not sure if this is good or shit but it looks like it will fall over, i guess the digging think could be smart?

If they were serious about "protection" they'd anchor every fence post in concrete - I suspect they are not and did not. The razor wire isn't going to do jack shit against a quality cable cutter.
TL;DR it's shit. I also don't know what exactly they mean by "water stop" in a place where's no water to stop. Old-timey water stop like "we're going to set barrels of water here"? Why? There's no reason for any of the livestock to go there.

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

I don't know if anyone else has bothered to do this before (I didn't see it anywhere) I looked up the landowners named Earl in their county. I only found 8. I excluded a woman named "Earlene" and women with "Earl" or "Earle for a last name. I think Earl was first mentioned March 18th, 2021.
Earl #1: lives about 31 minutes away. 80 years old.
Earl #2: owns a place 30 minutes away but his address is in Florida ($1 million property). Only bought it March 26th, 2021. The old place isn't for sale, at least not publicly.
Earl #3 (middle name): lives 26 minutes away on a relatively small property. 69 years old, might not live at the property now so he can take care of his ancient dad.
Earl #4 (middle name): lives 23 minutes away. Bought it October 2020.
Earl #5: lives 21 minutes away but his address is in Virginia. Looks like he might've sold the VA place four years after purchasing this Colorado property. 72 years old.
Earl #6: just owns a strip of land with no buildings 26 minutes away. He actually lives in Colorado Springs.
Earl #7: A name on a trust established in 2012 that owns a place 37 minutes away and a few other places with no buildings. Bought them in June 2021, all from one company. Rich investor that started in business.
Earl #8 (middle name): owns a place 7 minutes away. No buildings here. Address is in Montana.
There's another Earl listed but he died in 2018. Another trust in an Earle's name but it owns an empty property in town as an obvious investment.
Earl #9: owns and lives with a male friend at a place 39 minutes away. Bought it in March 2017. Clearly not ranchers: their place is forested.

Earl 7 is right out. Earls 6 and 8 are very unlikely though Earl 8 is by far the closest Earl. Maybe Earl 8 rents out pasture and is very involved in the management of it? I doubt that Earl 4 has enough attachment to the area to accost people. Earls 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 are all more than 20 minutes away so I'm not sure why they would know or care about the troonunicorns, but at least it's possible. Earl 1 seems a little too old to be up to these shenanigans. Only Earls 3, 4, and 5 are plausible, and two of them are decently old, unlikely to tail people down a street 20+ minutes away and carry around piss of some sort to throw on a driveway.

Earl 2 suggests a funny possibility that Earl just wanted to stop by to see some alpaca with a friend on his way up to buy the place and was frightened off by some freaks dressed like women waving firearms.

It is interesting that there's a hemp farm a few lots away from them that started up in 2018 and hasn't complained about these right wing militias. They've even brought CBD products into town at farmer's markets and a stand at the local school and they apparently haven't been violently accosted by groups of armed white Christians.

Isn't Earl the editor for the local paper?