Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[the khat quaffer]

Looks like Tammy lost some weight. If so, good for her.
But, what the fuck is that on the christmas tree? Did they seriously decorate that tree with Spongebob and Donald Duck figurines? Bottom pic of the three. That's a decoration when you have little kids but surely not for adults.

At least it's not Teen Titans shit.

On an unrelated note, at the bottom of every thread is a "related threads" feature and guess which cow shows up for Wacko Jacko?

Spoiler: Separated at birth or what

If you guessed big mustachioed gay YouTuber dude that wants to get blacked by multiple men at the same time, step on up and claim your prize.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/robert-paul-champagne-the-try-it-out-guy.61735/

Also Onision for...some reason. Go figure.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Tammy looks very fuckable in this picture.

We CU Jim Traynor.

 

[salmonellajack]

T has lost a lot of weight

 

[Aaway]

Looks like Tammy lost some weight. If so, good for her.
But, what the fuck is that on the christmas tree? Did they seriously decorate that tree with Spongebob and Donald Duck figurines? Bottom pic of the three. That's a decoration when you have little kids but surely not for adults.


One and a half hour in his fatty scooter maybe. I highly doubt that the dude who blew his tendon while doing a walk is able to walk that distance without getting a serious injury.

his alltrails profile hasn't been updated in 3 years, so this was pre-jack blowing out both his achilles tendons while walking half a 5k. but given that he's always been a fat piece of shit who doesn't exercise, i guarantee he wasn't hiking the entire trails. they probably did one-third of it, called it a day, and stopped at mcdonald's on the way home because "we worked out so we deserve a cheat day!"

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

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Is Starbucks profile by sanford approved?

Making coffee at home: $0.05 and way less calories. What a basic bitch.

If you're already spending $6 for a totally non-essential food/beverage item, what the hell is two more dollars anyway? Really though, just make it yourself at home for a fraction of the price. They even sell mixes these days.

Whats wrong theses adults that enjoy this shit when they dont even have children under 10 or grandbabies. This and the obsession with going to amusment parks in flordia like that disney trip they recently had. Ive never seen Jack doing anything a normal adult would do besides maybe his grilling hobby. There's two marvels movies out right now, a pretty decent 007 flick, dune and that new ghostbusters shit and jack picks the fucking big red dong to see lol.

He goes to the movies so often, he has probably seen all of those too or is planning to see them.

 

[Dondeld Dock]

My source told me about this:

Spoiler: Big Screenshot

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Janette tried to take Jack for some mild hikes and he was bitching during the two trips. jack said he was continuing his healthy lifestyle, so he wouldn't feel pressured to go exercise with Tammy and Janette. Let's just say that the only exercise Jack does is post on facebook, look at Samsclub.com and barely promote his own show.

https://www.alltrails.com/members/jack-scalfani-1

Jack Scalfani's Profile | Hendersonville, Tennessee | AllTrails

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Jack's only exercise is to waddle outside to pick the mail from mailbox and waddle back inside.

 

[Helvítis Túristi]

Product shortages will vary by area. There are a lot of factors at play. If you have space, I recommend a chest freezer. I picked one up not too long ago.

Cat food supply has been particularly bad. I assume it relates to aluminum shortages. I have gone from maintaining a supply of 14 days on hand to 72 days on hand for my furry friend's food.

Not to power level but I work in product supply for a large company that makes stuff you all have in your kitchens and...
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I know people make fun of Jack for having two freezers, but I still think it's a good idea. I've been thinking of getting one so I could buy in bulk fresh fruit when it's in season and the cheapest to mass freeze it. Also, it would be good to store turkey and other cheap meat in mass when it's on sale. I tend to keep the carcass of turkeys, ducks, and chickens for stock or sauce making. Normally can't do that with my current freezer.

 

[Adamska]

I know people make fun of Jack for having two freezers, but I still think it's a good idea. I've been thinking of getting one so I could buy in bulk fresh fruit when it's in season and the cheapest to mass freeze it. Also, it would be good to store turkey and other cheap meat in mass when it's on sale. I tend to keep the carcass of turkeys, ducks, and chickens for stock or sauce making. Normally can't do that with my current freezer.

I mean, I have two entirely for things like meat, butter, bread, and other perishables that can last a while in there but I don't have room for in the freezer.

It's why I never shat on Jack for that particular thing. I shit on him for hoarding grills, knives, and stupid fucking bacon gimmicks.

 

[AnonymousThrowLala]

Hell No - We Won't Go.

I can remember the exact day I had my movie revelation. I was on a date night with my wife, Tammy. We are standing in line at AMC movie th...

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He cancelled a date night with Tammy, as it was in action, because he wanted to save money on the tickets he already bought.

Never forget the old pragmatic Jack who could just watch movies at home and cancel date nights on the fly. @saralovesjuicyfruit - you reminded me how much Jack loves going to the movies now. He even sperged out that the theater next to his was closed during the pandemic.

My favorite thing about Jack is his consistency and commitment to his values.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

If you're already spending $6 for a totally non-essential food/beverage item, what the hell is two more dollars anyway? Really though, just make it yourself at home for a fraction of the price. They even sell mixes these days.



He goes to the movies so often, he has probably seen all of those too or is planning to see them.

Jagoff goes to three movies a week I’m sure. It’s because he can just plop down in the air conditioning and stuff his fat face for two hours at a time.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Jagoff goes to three movies a week I’m sure. It’s because he can just plop down in the air conditioning and stuff his fat face for two hours at a time.

I mean, is there really anything else to do in Hendersonville aside from eat and go to the only megaplex in the county?

Well, there's go to Nashville of course but we all know Jack's aversion to that.

 

[buttvomit]

I mean, is there really anything else to do in Hendersonville aside from eat and go to the only megaplex in the county?

Well, there's go to Nashville of course but we all know Jack's aversion to that.

Fishing, boating go visit all the civil war shit around town? Seems to be plenty of shit to do there and that lake looks pretty nice maybe trade in a couple smokers for a boat.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Fishing, boating go visit all the civil war shit around town? Seems to be plenty of shit to do there and that lake looks pretty nice maybe trade in a couple smokers for a boat.

Lets get real here, Jack ain't in any condition to boat or fish and Jack's only gonna go to a historical site so he can complain about liberals taking away his heritage statues.

 

[Fialovy]

But, what the fuck is that on the christmas tree? Did they seriously decorate that tree with Spongebob and Donald Duck figurines? Bottom pic of the three. That's a decoration when you have little kids but surely not for adults.

I also see tigger and goofy there too. I'm surprised they didn't give some of those ornaments to Jack Jr. when he got married or anything like that.

 

[Dead Air]

There is plenty to do in Hendersonville and the surrounding area but the majority will require physical activity or potentially interacting with "urbans". These are two things that are anathema to Jack.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Tammy looks very fuckable in this picture.

I wouldn't go that far... But credit where credit is due: I'd say she stepped down from morbidly obese to just fat.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

I wouldn't go that far... But credit where credit is due: I'd say she stepped down from morbidly obese to just fat.

That's more weight loss than Jack ever had. He went the opposite way.

 

[wdymbro]

I've tried three times to get through this BBQ wars #2 video. When he was shouting while in line about the beef ribs I couldn't deal with it and did something else. Then when they replayed that click noise the guy made the first time I had to go do something else again. Then he put it in AGAIN and I'm just done with the video. I'm not watching this if that's what he decided was the transition for each cut in the video. Holy fuck, Jack.

 

[desudesu]

The thought of mortality is starting to creep into the fat man's mind. Knock, knock, the reaper's coming.

 

[AnOminous]

The thought of mortality is starting to creep into the fat man's mind. Knock, knock, the reaper's coming.

I'd say he should get vaxed because he is exactly the kind of disgusting, morbidly obese fuck who croaks from the coof, but it probably won't matter anyway. Something else will get this fat bastard if not the coof. Probably another stroke, or complications from yet more kidney/pancreas/gallbladder/whatever stones.