Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

centaursTesticle [CT] said:
Would he even fit in a casket?!?

Kinda off topic but since I'm thinking about dead Boogie,
I wonder if it's legal to donate your body to farmland to use as fertilizer or to just throw it in the jungle to feed the animals. Or since he's mostly lard, put him in some place where vultures and scavengers and those animals who eat literal shit can have a buffet. The least Boogie could do is make use of his insane amounts of body mass after he's dead.
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Whenever the Farms bring up the issue of getting rid of a humongously fat body, I think of the body farms.

Is there an interest in studying the decay of massively fat bodies? Will they decay or turn into corpse wax? Will a specimen like Boogie, who is a pillpopper, kill the scavenging biosphere with possible deposits from his painkillers in his fatty tissue? Will scavenger develop diabetes thanks to Boogie's Mountain Dew deposits?

Will Boogie continue to fail in death like he failed in life by simply being unable to decompose?
 
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Captain Fitzbattleaxe said:
You're giving him too much credit. "I've may or may not have had sex" is just him trying to making people think that he had sex without actually saying that he had sex.
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Melon is fence sitting even his own sex life

WaveBreak said:
The only way to deal with this amount of mass is by throwing him into mount doom
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and this is how Doom crater was formed...
 
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Ponzo said:
Textbook example of attention whore

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If the verdict is guilty he'll go all in on the "justice was done today" crap to try and get twitter asspats.
If it's not-guilty he'll give the most fence-sitting "well he may not have been LEGALLY guilty but he was still in the wrong" bullshit take possible.
That's my prediction.
 
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It's hilarious watching Boogie try and refrain from being on social media, he has no idea what to do with himself. I just imagine him at home being like this:

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Looks like Boogie's lawyer has him off social media, probably had a melt down after he posted all those strange shirtless videos, telling fans hes off his meds and going to Colorado to do shrooms which isn't federally legal.

The interesting part was when he posted the whole thing about everyone leaving him, I do think he is mentally seething and doesn't want to continue giving the prosecution any more ammo now that he found out he will be a felon, which he didn't think was going to happen. He probably thought he was gonna get a slap on the wrist.

I do think he will be back to posting on twitter soon, he is 100% depressed that his channel is dying , his fans are leaving him and that he will be a registered felon. He knows his future is grim.

At least he will have a small bump in views when he makes his "I'm a Felon" video. So, he has that to look forward to.
 
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HeyMoon said:
If he actually has been told to stay off Twitter, he no doubt will start the Alts and Lurking again, chiming in with a bit of support for himself here and there.
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Melon the Felon's life is a cautionary tale of what awaits all cringey attention whores who just can't get enough of that precious dopamine from muh social media engagements.
 
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Lugubrious said:
Looks like Boogie's lawyer has him off social media, probably had a melt down after he posted all those strange shirtless videos, telling fans hes off his meds and going to Colorado to do shrooms which isn't federally legal.

The interesting part was when he posted the whole thing about everyone leaving him, I do think he is mentally seething and doesn't want to continue giving the prosecution any more ammo now that he found out he will be a felon, which he didn't think was going to happen. He probably thought he was gonna get a slap on the wrist.

I do think he will be back to posting on twitter soon, he is 100% depressed that his channel is dying , his fans are leaving him and that he will be a registered felon. He knows his future is grim.

At least he will have a small bump in views when he makes his "I'm a Felon" video. So, he has that to look forward to.
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Im sure his lawyer told him the reality and basically said, "Its already not great, dont make it worse."
 
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Lugubrious said:
Looks like Boogie's lawyer has him off social media, probably had a melt down after he posted all those strange shirtless videos, telling fans hes off his meds and going to Colorado to do shrooms which isn't federally legal.

The interesting part was when he posted the whole thing about everyone leaving him, I do think he is mentally seething and doesn't want to continue giving the prosecution any more ammo now that he found out he will be a felon, which he didn't think was going to happen. He probably thought he was gonna get a slap on the wrist.

I do think he will be back to posting on twitter soon, he is 100% depressed that his channel is dying , his fans are leaving him and that he will be a registered felon. He knows his future is grim.

At least he will have a small bump in views when he makes his "I'm a Felon" video. So, he has that to look forward to.
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Lets be real, why would he care about being a felon, he barely leaves his house anyway and as far as i know felons in arkansas can still vote after they completed their sentence or probation. So no luck making him stfu about politics.
 
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Ponzo said:
Lets be real, why would he care about being a felon, he barely leaves his house anyway and as far as i know felons in arkansas can still vote after they completed their sentence or probation. So no luck making him stfu about politics.
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Truthfully I think it's just down to the fact he can't handle there being any negative consequences for his actions. He can't stand the idea that he is in the wrong, ever.
 
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Lugubrious said:
Looks like Boogie's lawyer has him off social media, probably had a melt down after he posted all those strange shirtless videos, telling fans hes off his meds and going to Colorado to do shrooms which isn't federally legal.
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You just made me realise that with all his long term bragging about doing 3 whole marijuanas on his social media that he was committing a federal Crime all on it's own to even pick up and posess that gun let alone firing it off like a tard. Even if you have a medical recommendation or in a recreational legal State the federal Law means you can't posess firearms. In fact you have to not have a medical card for something like a year before you can legally shoot/temporarily possess/own a Gun.

It's obviously not worth legally pursuing with the bigger issue of the Event but jesus what an exceptionally exceptional individual Boogie is.

His compulsive need to look like a cool dude online means he makes everything worse for himself constantly. Amazing.
 
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