Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

[Rotogravure]

I need help because I speak white trash and redneck as a second language but what is “cause Ian fina keep yellin?”
I said it out loud with a twang and still don’t understand.

Cuz I ain't gonna keep yellin'

 

[Vi0l3t]

I need help because I speak white trash and redneck as a second language but what is “cause Ian fina keep yellin?”
I said it out loud with a twang and still don’t understand.
Is she proud that her kids are “bad” because she admits she doesn’t care enough to correct them on concerning and inappropriate behavior?
Her kids aren’t bad, they’re neglected and in an unstable environment with bare minimum family support, they’re reacting like deprived children do (any attention is good attention).
She keeps telling on herself and I love it because she’s too much of a dumbass to see it.

She tries speaking ghetto.

 

[Jeep1971]

Cuz I ain't gonna keep yellin'

Cuz I ain't fixing to keep yelling.Considering that "fina" means "fixing to". I'm respectable white trash I think.
Also why does she care how bad Bentley and Lucy act? She gets them wound up, and then crawls back into whatever hole her and Stonehenge man live in, leaving Mama Bushart to deal with the aftermath of yet another visit.
I'm guessing Mama B opted for the double party as a means to limit Sammies appearance in their lives. Why invite her over twice?

 

[Sir Dank-a-Lot]

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I’m sorry to backtrack real quick but her W H A T??

In Sammie’s case it’ll probably be a kiddie pool filled with powdered government milk. Use what you got, Sammie!

 

[Here Comes Mongo]

The real pregnancies are so much more horrible than the fake ones.

These are our future.

The fake pregnancies are the life blood of this thread and mostly hilarious.

Agreed on the real pregnancies. Not much gets me MOTI, but seeing kids suffer in real time is one of them.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Birthday party. Weird present for a kid. Hes only 6.

So does the Christmas tree never come down or do they put it up after Halloween?

 

[Hypnotoad]

So does the Christmas tree never come down or do they put it up after Halloween?

was wondering the same thing

i entered the sammieverse about a month ago, just caught up today. i'm still processing everything, holy crap. those poor, innocent kids and animals should never have to deal with shit like this. i'm really surprised that the latest "pregnancy" has lasted this long, and i'm dying to see how she gets out of the corner she has painted herself into.

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

was wondering the same thing

Same.

 

[Snack Cracker]

So does the Christmas tree never come down or do they put it up after Halloween?

Even though leaving up Christmas lights year round is a proud white trash tradition, I’m guessing that tree is fresh because the ornaments don’t look like they’ve settled into the tree for a year and the branches aren’t flattened.

Mama Bushart might be one of those boomer women that watches Hallmark Christmas movies as soon as they start airing and Christmas music as soon as they start playing it.

 

[Vi0l3t]

Sarge is feeling festive. His nails look nasty.


Lol, fake babies are definitely a yearly thing. Usually multiple a year.


Spanish larping.


Getting attention for her fake dead babies.


I really hope her dumb friend is sterile and faking as well.


Lol. This dumb bitch is confused over her own last name.

Even though leaving up Christmas lights year round is a proud white trash tradition, I’m guessing that tree is fresh because the ornaments don’t look like they’ve settled into the tree for a year and the branches aren’t flattened.

Mama Bushart might be one of those boomer women that watches Hallmark Christmas movies as soon as they start airing and Christmas music as soon as they start playing it.

Yeah, everyone decorates at different times, I know a lot of people who start after Halloween. Honestly can't blame them, if you go all out decorating it's nice enjoying it a little longer for your efforts lol.

 

[Snack Cracker]

Yeah, everyone decorates at different times, I know a lot of people who start after Halloween. Honestly cant blame them, if you go all out decorating it's nice enjoying it a little longer for your efforts lol.

Same, and especially right now it feels like holidays get skipped or blend together so why not?
I was more referring to outside Christmas lights permanently on the house, some people really love Christmas though and that’s fine.

 

[retard strength]

Late but:

Black Eyes Peas

 

[Angel Dust]

"What did Ur dad taught U?"

- Sammie Buttshart 2021

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

Same, and especially right now it feels like holidays get skipped or blend together so why not?
I was more referring to outside Christmas lights permanently on the house, some people really love Christmas though and that’s fine.

I would absolutely leave lights up all year, simply because it's a pain in the ass to put them up and take them down. I've been thinking, though, that it would be cool to have lights that you can program to change color, so you can match the holiday... maybe some red and white around Valentine's day, orange and purple for Halloween, etc.

Sorry, didn't mean to derail...

Where did Zacarah Roselynn Jacole Holmes come from? She's only been with this dude for a month or so, 6months&& 22weeks fetus notwithstanding, so how the hell did she manage to produce yet another dead babby that would be a year old already "if she was still here"?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Where did Zacarah Roselynn Jacole Holmes come from?

Who knows, but she really would have given her baby the middle name Jackhole lol.

 

[Rasputin's Side Piece]

The real pregnancies are so much more horrible than the fake ones.

These are our future.

"What did Ur dad taught U?"

- Sammie Buttshart 2021

I wonder how many respondents wrote:

"How 2 giv a blow job."

 

[Vi0l3t]

I would absolutely leave lights up all year, simply because it's a pain in the ass to put them up and take them down. I've been thinking, though, that it would be cool to have lights that you can program to change color, so you can match the holiday... maybe some red and white around Valentine's day, orange and purple for Halloween, etc.

Sorry, didn't mean to derail...

Where did Zacarah Roselynn Jacole Holmes come from? She's only been with this dude for a month or so, 6months&& 22weeks fetus notwithstanding, so how the hell did she manage to produce yet another dead babby that would be a year old already "if she was still here"?

They make them now actually lol. They look like normal outside yard lights for year round but you can change it to green or red ect. I think you can even program some to flash different colors.

As for the dead babies and dates all fucked... Her womb is the twilight zone.

Abuse to sammie is a okay and funny. Rape is also funny.


He looks like an alien waiting on an operating table. "Where would me and the kids be" lol the same place they have been doing since birth sammie living with their grandma.


Relationship spam.


Lol, sammie that's just a greasy burger. Also sex does not determine pain.


Ew.

 

[Rotogravure]

"I want us to die together"

Would sound like some sort of murder-suicide threat if Sammie had more than half a brain cell.

 

[Snack Cracker]

Abuse to sammie is a okay and funny. Rape is also funny.
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He looks like an alien waiting on an operating table. "Where would me and the kids be" lol the same place they have been doing since birth sammie living with their grandma.
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Relationship spam.
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Lol, sammie that's just a greasy burger. Also sex does not determine pain.
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Ew.
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You’re spot on with the Darnell pictures, this looks like colorized footage from an alien autopsy when they’re making the initial external examination.
His genes aren’t right.
No one can convince me that they are because his body even looks like a grey (alien).

 

[Vi0l3t]

Miscarriage saga coming up.