Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 26 1.0%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 146 5.5%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 379 14.2%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 545 20.5%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 394 14.8%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 318 12.0%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 192 7.2%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 661 24.8%

  • Total voters
    2,661
Back to being a single mawm in a one bedroom apartment, right where she started with Rylee in tow? I wouldn't be terribly surprised.

And here it is! I knew she'd never part with her stuff without attempting to shake down her dwindling fan base.
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She is enormous. And is that all condiments behind her?
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The Plus Bus... :story:

You older Kiwis remember the old Gap jingle?

Fall

Into


The

Gap


She couldn't fall into the Gap if you shoved her in with a pry bar and buttered the sides. Plus Bus...
Some better names for her "store"

* BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPHogs
* The Toe Gap
* CakeStain
* CatFish Boutique
 
Goddamn. She looks like she slept on a hot griddle.
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The Plus Bus... :story:

You older Kiwis remember the old Gap jingle?

Fall

Into


The

Gap


She couldn't fall into the Gap if you shoved her in with a pry bar and buttered the sides. Plus Bus...
Some better names for her "store"

* BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPHogs
* The Toe Gap
* CakeStain
* CatFish Boutique
FOREVER 21 Tons
No Thigh Gap
Abercrombie & Bitch
 
I think that's just a minibar with liquor. 10/10 parenting keeping it in reach of your kid, Mess.
I recognize a bottle of Frangelico in the back, but have no idea what the other bottles are. So yeah, liquor.

The Plus Bus... :story:

You older Kiwis remember the old Gap jingle?

Fall

Into


The

Gap


She couldn't fall into the Gap if you shoved her in with a pry bar and buttered the sides. Plus Bus...
Some better names for her "store"

* BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPHogs
* The Toe Gap
* CakeStain
* CatFish Boutique
The Plus Bus is a resale/consignment store in LA that caters exclusively to plus sizes; they've been around quite a while. I can't remember which deathfat posted about them, but it was likely Tess.
 
So I watched some of the live where plusbus was selling Tess’ clothes for exorbitant prices like she was Kim Kardashian. One was a shein skirt they were trying to sell for 50 bucks anyways the best part was the smaller fats modeling her clothes. Tess was in the live interacting as the women kept saying things like “this is a size 28 and super roomy and stretchy” “there’s so much room in this dress”. See pics for the woman showing how big the clothes were on her.

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Also grabbed this screenshot of Tess saying she made out with some hot Italian guy in Spain. Made me curious because I don’t remember her being in Spain for a while, I checked and I found the dress she was talking about in one of her instapics. Guess she was cheating on Nick because this was back in 2018. I mean not surprising, we heard rumors of them both cheating but interesting that she is so nonchalant about it.

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So I watched some of the live where plusbus was selling Tess’ clothes for exorbitant prices like she was Kim Kardashian. One was a shein skirt they were trying to sell for 50 bucks anyways the best part was the smaller fats modeling her clothes. Tess was in the live interacting as the women kept saying things like “this is a size 28 and super roomy and stretchy” “there’s so much room in this dress”. See pics for the woman showing how big the clothes were on her.

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Also grabbed this screenshot of Tess saying she made out with some hot Italian guy in Spain. Made me curious because I don’t remember her being in Spain for a while, I checked and I found the dress she was talking about in one of her instapics. Guess she was cheating on Nick because this was back in 2018. I mean not surprising, we heard rumors of them both cheating but interesting that she is so nonchalant about it.

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These women must feel so good to see how Tess's clothes fit so big. That should serve as motivation to lose weight.
 
I think that's just a minibar with liquor. 10/10 parenting keeping it in reach of your kid, Mess.
She may very well hold the assumption that "he's a good kid, he knows that's only for Mommy." Many garbage parents have attitudes like this. He's mature, so he should know not to poison himself. No need to put in anymore effort than that.
 
She may very well hold the assumption that "he's a good kid, he knows that's only for Mommy." Many garbage parents have attitudes like this. He's mature, so he should know not to poison himself. No need to put in anymore effort than that.
The almost 5 year old that was still in diapers was totally mature enough to leave mama’s special drinks alone!
 
So on the subject of the Tiktok that was marked 'adverse health effects' that Tess had a meltdown over...

She's drinking at lunch, she's drinking at dinner and then again while hanging out with her kid. You can cry discrimination all you want, Messy Tessy... but that kind of excessive depiction of drinking, especially around children, gets flagged all the time on Tiktok.
 
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