Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Cheesegirl78]

This is hilarious, I'm almost tempted to get TikTok just so I can report her shit as unhealthy.

 

[Constellationzero]

Back to being a single mawm in a one bedroom apartment, right where she started with Rylee in tow? I wouldn't be terribly surprised.

And here it is! I knew she'd never part with her stuff without attempting to shake down her dwindling fan base.
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She is enormous. And is that all condiments behind her?
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The Plus Bus...

You older Kiwis remember the old Gap jingle?

Fall

Into


The

Gap


She couldn't fall into the Gap if you shoved her in with a pry bar and buttered the sides. Plus Bus...
Some better names for her "store"

* BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPHogs
* The Toe Gap
* CakeStain
* CatFish Boutique

 

[tasty humane burger]

I think the clothes she's selling are gonna be the ones that she's NOT bagged up. I'm thinking about how wasteful this all is. Guessing the majority of the clothes were gifted, her fatletics shir or bought from fast fashion sites. She could at least pretend to donate it all.

 

[Water-T]

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Look how red she gets, Jesus Christ.

Goddamn. She looks like she slept on a hot griddle.

 

[NoReturn]

Goddamn. She looks like she slept on a hot griddle.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

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The madder she gets, the redder she gets.

If someone flagged ALL of her TikTok, her head would explode!

 

[multiverse]

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The result of under two minutes of talking on a deathfat. Holy shit.

 

[Water-T]

The Plus Bus...

You older Kiwis remember the old Gap jingle?

Fall

Into


The

Gap


She couldn't fall into the Gap if you shoved her in with a pry bar and buttered the sides. Plus Bus...
Some better names for her "store"

* BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPHogs
* The Toe Gap
* CakeStain
* CatFish Boutique

FOREVER 21 Tons
No Thigh Gap
Abercrombie & Bitch

 

[Local Fed]

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Look how red she gets, Jesus Christ.

She's somehow made the "Yaaaaas queen Imma bout to go off!" social media thing even more annoying. Insufferable blimp.

 

[Angry New Ager]

I think that's just a minibar with liquor. 10/10 parenting keeping it in reach of your kid, Mess.

I recognize a bottle of Frangelico in the back, but have no idea what the other bottles are. So yeah, liquor.

The Plus Bus...

You older Kiwis remember the old Gap jingle?

Fall

Into


The

Gap


She couldn't fall into the Gap if you shoved her in with a pry bar and buttered the sides. Plus Bus...
Some better names for her "store"

* BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPHogs
* The Toe Gap
* CakeStain
* CatFish Boutique

The Plus Bus is a resale/consignment store in LA that caters exclusively to plus sizes; they've been around quite a while. I can't remember which deathfat posted about them, but it was likely Tess.

 

[Flawmil]

So I watched some of the live where plusbus was selling Tess’ clothes for exorbitant prices like she was Kim Kardashian. One was a shein skirt they were trying to sell for 50 bucks anyways the best part was the smaller fats modeling her clothes. Tess was in the live interacting as the women kept saying things like “this is a size 28 and super roomy and stretchy” “there’s so much room in this dress”. See pics for the woman showing how big the clothes were on her.




Also grabbed this screenshot of Tess saying she made out with some hot Italian guy in Spain. Made me curious because I don’t remember her being in Spain for a while, I checked and I found the dress she was talking about in one of her instapics. Guess she was cheating on Nick because this was back in 2018. I mean not surprising, we heard rumors of them both cheating but interesting that she is so nonchalant about it.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Size 28...

Size 22 my ass, Tess. Those clothes are HUGE. She can't fit in a size 28 now?
Time to hit up Omar's Tent Shop, fattyfatfat.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

See pics for the woman showing how big the clothes were on her.

That reminded me of those AliExpress ads for plus-size clothes

 

[Pink_cake]

So I watched some of the live where plusbus was selling Tess’ clothes for exorbitant prices like she was Kim Kardashian. One was a shein skirt they were trying to sell for 50 bucks anyways the best part was the smaller fats modeling her clothes. Tess was in the live interacting as the women kept saying things like “this is a size 28 and super roomy and stretchy” “there’s so much room in this dress”. See pics for the woman showing how big the clothes were on her.

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Also grabbed this screenshot of Tess saying she made out with some hot Italian guy in Spain. Made me curious because I don’t remember her being in Spain for a while, I checked and I found the dress she was talking about in one of her instapics. Guess she was cheating on Nick because this was back in 2018. I mean not surprising, we heard rumors of them both cheating but interesting that she is so nonchalant about it.

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These women must feel so good to see how Tess's clothes fit so big. That should serve as motivation to lose weight.

 

[Dead Eye]

I think that's just a minibar with liquor. 10/10 parenting keeping it in reach of your kid, Mess.

She may very well hold the assumption that "he's a good kid, he knows that's only for Mommy." Many garbage parents have attitudes like this. He's mature, so he should know not to poison himself. No need to put in anymore effort than that.

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

She may very well hold the assumption that "he's a good kid, he knows that's only for Mommy." Many garbage parents have attitudes like this. He's mature, so he should know not to poison himself. No need to put in anymore effort than that.

The almost 5 year old that was still in diapers was totally mature enough to leave mama’s special drinks alone!

 

[idomyfoodbucketlist]

So on the subject of the Tiktok that was marked 'adverse health effects' that Tess had a meltdown over...

She's drinking at lunch, she's drinking at dinner and then again while hanging out with her kid. You can cry discrimination all you want, Messy Tessy... but that kind of excessive depiction of drinking, especially around children, gets flagged all the time on Tiktok.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Tess's new ink.

 

[GrouchiCorn]

i'm no tattoo expert, but is that sloppy work? It feels like it is

 

[Pina Colada]

Tess's new ink.

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