Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Clint's Burden]

If this guy is king gatekeeper and tard wrangler and is disliked by so many, why is he so mysterious and seemingly protected?

Because he puts very little to no personal information about himself out there. I think the only time I’ve ever heard his voice was on a podcast called Gross Misconduct where he yapped at FFFK.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Yeah, the bitesized/mountain rumor has been going since the doc, but I haven't seen anything more than it as a rumor. That account @Mr. Hyde also claimed that Lenin Lime was someone named Republican Atheist, but that has been denied by Lenin. Some of the things they have said are certainly true, but as with all this deep cobra lore, it's hard to parse and people often don't give any evidence.

He makes a lot of claims in this thread but has never once backed any of them up with proof. The only link he's ever provided is @museum privilege 's YouTube channel. Then claimed that museum is a sex offender with zero proof just check the NZ sex offender register. Posts like this are worthless bullshit because there's nothing backing them up, just trust me bro. This thread is particularly bad for people doing this type of thing too it's not just @Mr. Hyde that does it.

Making claims about having information not known to everyone and hinting at it or giving pieces of it here and there with no screenshots, archives, doxes or video archives is nothing but attention whoring. There's a reason why archive everything is written on every single page of this website and this type of vagueposting is not tolerated in other threads, it's hard proof or fuck off.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Because he puts very little to no personal information about himself out there. I think the only time I’ve ever heard his voice was on a podcast called Gross Misconduct where he yapped at FFFK.

Link please.

He makes a lot of claims in this thread but has never once backed any of them up with proof. The only link he's ever provided is @museum privilege 's YouTube channel. Then claimed that museum is a sex offender with zero proof just check the NZ sex offender register. Posts like this are worthless bullshit because there's nothing backing them up, just trust me bro. This thread is particularly bad for people doing this type of thing too it's not just @Mr. Hyde that does it.

Making claims about having information not known to everyone and hinting at it or giving pieces of it here and there with no screenshots, archives, doxes or video archives is nothing but attention whoring. There's a reason why archive everything is written on every single page of this website and this type of vagueposting is not tolerated in other threads, it's hard proof or fuck off.

Games came back to do this exact thing

 

[Xenomorph]

Porkney is so fucking gross and loud. It's amazing even she, has people orbiting her ugly ass.

 

[Clint's Burden]

Link please.

Games came back to do this exact thing

I never left. I just stopped posting unless I felt it might be relevant.

He went under the name “Z” or something, I dunno. Haven’t heard it in a while.

Time stamp is 1:08:25.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

I never left. I just stopped posting unless I felt it might be relevant.

He went under the name “Z” or something, I dunno. Haven’t heard it in a while.

Time stamp is 1:08:25.

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There you go! Much better!
Thank you Games. We all know you are a good resource for cobra lore, please contribute more like this.
Many of us would love to dig deep into your cobra hard drive and share, not so vaguely.
Also... is Oprah... Clint?

 

[SnusBurns]

What does "The Sockeater" mean, I've always wondered. I know most Cobra memes but not that one.

Edit: Also Oprah giving the beat down was pretty funny on the radio.

 

[Dr. Jekyll]

Oprah is american. He posted a picture of his stump in one of the OG discords that is how it became known he has one arm. Soggy/Bitesize is mountain wizards (along with someone else, possibly Don Picton). Muse is a sex offender. snails was one of the founders of the internet collective and caused 'the scrappening' on reddit. bigeye quit because he was doxxed by one of the people in the new discord.

All of the above is a fact. I learned it from lurking discords over the years. lenin might not be republican that i never confirmed myself to be 100% accurate. i cannot link to a discord without creating a an invite link and them realising it is me. many of the discords are also now dead/i was kicked.

believe what you want i dont care i just say what i have seen in those discords.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Oprah is american. He posted a picture of his stump in one of the OG discords that is how it became known he has one arm. Soggy/Bitesize is mountain wizards (along with someone else, possibly Don Picton). Muse is a sex offender. snails was one of the founders of the internet collective and caused 'the scrappening' on reddit. bigeye quit because he was doxxed by one of the people in the new discord.

All of the above is a fact. I learned it from lurking discords over the years. lenin might not be republican that i never confirmed myself to be 100% accurate. i cannot link to a discord without creating a an invite link and them realising it is me. many of the discords are also now dead/i was kicked.

believe what you want i dont care i just say what i have seen in those discords.

Dude every single post you make in this thread is like this. Lots of claims and zero proof and because you are acting like you are an authority on information about Kobes everyone is expected to believe what you say as fact. I find it hard to believe all these people were/ are in discords lurking and doxing and not one of them including yourself ever took a single screen shot of anything that ever went on in them that could put some weight behind any of the things you're saying. Maybe people on Reddit lap this shit up but here it's nothing but attention whore bullshit.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Spoiler: autism

Oprah is american.

Okay

He posted a picture of his stump in one of the OG discords that is how it became known he has one arm.

Citation needed

Soggy/Bitesize is mountain wizards (along with someone else, possibly Don Picton).

Citation needed

Muse is a sex offender.

Citation needed

snails was one of the founders of the internet collective and caused 'the scrappening' on reddit.

Okay

bigeye quit because he was doxxed by one of the people in the new discord.

Citation needed

All of the above is a fact.

Maybe, but we don't know that.

I learned it from lurking discords over the years. lenin might not be republican that i never confirmed myself to be 100% accurate. i cannot link to a discord without creating a an invite link and them realising it is me. many of the discords are also now dead/i was kicked.

This by itself makes everything else you say doubtful. Not because it doesn't line up, but because it has just as much evidence as all you other claims, which is none.

believe what you want i dont care i just say what i have seen in those discords.

I believe that you shouldn't just believe what you read in those discords. And you sure shit don't have anything to show us now.

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I don't inherently disbelieve you, but as Ellesse said, I find it exceptional that you don't provide anything to back it up.

 

[SP:OP]

I don't inherently disbelieve you, but as Ellesse said, I find it exceptional that you don't provide anything to back it up.

The only claim I was interested in was the bitesize thing cause it would’ve been incredible if he pulled that off. The only thing I found out was that one of them was British and the other was a girl. Also heard it was an old discord meme posted in jest to fuck with bitesize. I just don’t see bitesize being dumb enough to involve himself to that level.

But okay pretend he did. He admitted it on a secret discord and somehow it didn’t leak out except for one guy and everyone else who was aware of the claim said it was a meme. Makes no sense to me.

Oprah having one arm at this point could be him going along with it for fun lol. Im over the witch hunt against these dudes.

@twugames ty for the audio thing I’m gonna listen to it when I head out tonight. I love old lost stuff like this. If you got anything else interesting like this hit us with it.

 

[Thomas Highway]

Have taken a break from the Cobraverse. He was one of my favorite cows. But the main thing that made him such a wonderful show to watch was the sheer openness and lack of shame. The willingness to share everything about his life with no second thought.

The magic is gone. He has clearly changed. Now he is too scared to stream, too scared to say where he ordered food from.

All because Gatekeepers like @Games want to hoard information for.... what I have no idea. Even now he dribbles out information and y'all applaud him for it. The YouTube viewers didn't pretend to be his friend in order to manipulate him into private shows. You fucking ruined our Dark Lord with your terminally online faggotry.

 

[Monoko]

But the main thing that made him such a wonderful show to watch was the sheer openness and lack of shame. The willingness to share everything about his life with no second thought.

yes

He has clearly changed.

yes

Now he is too scared to stream, too scared to say where he ordered food from.

no

All because Gatekeepers like @Games want to hoard information for.... what I have no idea. Even now he dribbles out information and y'all applaud him for it.

no

You fucking ruined our Dark Lord with your terminally online faggotry.

no

can't really see where you're coming from saying games is gatekeeping or hoarding information, are you expecting there to be more information than what he's putting out? I feel as if it's a lot as is and you gotta remember, this is kobes. the same guy who can talk about like one thing for an hour and still never get a point across, I'm sure there'd be a lot of "nothing" talk in between the stuff that people actually care about hearing. he certainly didn't ruin the sexy good smellin goth badboy either, wouldn't even consider games a ween or anything really. if you want to say something's ruining him it should just be the alcoholism
he dindu nuffin, fellow youtooberz

 

[museum privilege]

I never left. I just stopped posting unless I felt it might be relevant.

He went under the name “Z” or something, I dunno. Haven’t heard it in a while.

Time stamp is 1:08:25.

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Fat Fuck From Kentucky / "Castellus Zemi" owns up - Up'd on my Chan. This was 'lost media' - he nuked his videos. Until Soggy found it on some weird Eastern block re-up aggravator. If anyone wants to follow up on the Fat Fuck saga.

@Ellesse_warrior peep to see if this comment comes through. Cheers.

What does "The Sockeater" mean, I've always wondered. I know most Cobra memes but not that one.

Edit: Also Oprah giving the beat down was pretty funny on the radio.

When Clint came to the subreddit, it was widely speculated that it wasn't Clint posting. Oprah said to 'Clint' - 'he'd eat one of Josh's socks, if it really was Clint posting'. Next day it was confirmed that Clint was posting on the Clint account.

Sorry admins - double posting to see if I'm appearing in the gulag....

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

First lathed wands toobz TWU

Spoiler: archive

Goth oppressors and Ozzy haters on suicide watch right now, absolutely BTFO
Praise Cobra's Magic

Have taken a break from the Cobraverse. He was one of my favorite cows. But the main thing that made him such a wonderful show to watch was the sheer openness and lack of shame. The willingness to share everything about his life with no second thought.
The magic is gone. He has clearly changed. Now he is too scared to stream, too scared to say where he ordered food from.
All because Gatekeepers like @Games want to hoard information for.... what I have no idea. Even now he dribbles out information and y'all applaud him for it. The YouTube viewers didn't pretend to be his friend in order to manipulate him into private shows. You fucking ruined our Dark Lord with your terminally online faggotry.

Dude, relax. This is just a cobra content dryspell. They happen from time to time, are you new here or something?
If you're angry and you know it, go outside.

 

[Clint's Burden]

Spoiler: archive

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Not gunna lie, that’s not half fuckin’ bad, Josh. Good job, buddy.

 

[TurdFondler]

Fucking unbelievable! Our Dark Lord did it, toobs. I fuckin hope there's a wholesome woodworking arc coming up.

 

[daBonehead]

That lathe wand is surprisingly pretty nice and considering it's his first it seems like they'll only get better from here as long as he keeps using the lathe safely. Maybe his prophecy of building his dream gothic clock tower home within the next 4 years will come true after all. TMDWU

 

[Generic Retard]

Not gunna lie, that’s not half fuckin’ bad, Josh. Good job, buddy.

And he also used stain on the wood, so that's nice. Maybe he can stay away from spray paint after all.
Stain, filler, oil and wax is really all he would need and none of that will get him evicted.

 

[Clint's Burden]

That lathe wand is surprisingly pretty nice and considering it's his first it seems like they'll only get better from here as long as he keeps using the lathe safely. Maybe his prophecy of building his dream gothic clock tower home within the next 4 years will come true after all. TMDWU

Turns out, Josh and Clint made the wand together. Which means Clint made the wand.

Edit: I guess he’s going back to a reasonable pricing base too. $34 a pop.

chillin

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