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Will laugh my ass off if that account is actually a Trancher and not a troll, because 'quefeohombre' translates to 'what an ugly man'.
The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.
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It's 200% a troll. No genuine troon would use one of Cosmo's more infamous selfies for PFP and a still from Chappelle's Closer for header image.
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That virtue signaling knitting lady is full of shit. The best yarn for knitting with is very smooth and evenly thick all the way through, since you want it to slide between your fingers and through the stitches as easily as possible.
Basically the exact opposite of the Tranch yarn. Knitting with yarn so full of debris and lazily plied would be an absolute chore.
Basically the exact opposite of the Tranch yarn. Knitting with yarn so full of debris and lazily plied would be an absolute chore.
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"Breed: A Brown One" They killed him cause he black
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'queer brown trans dude'
Damn now I wish I hadn't donated all my spare cash to Earl's predator drone and sarin gas fund
Dependant on how penny/jarrod feel about her (penny doesn't really seem to have much of a sex drive) I can see Kindness moving in on the 'unofficial' understanding that she provides 'intimate labour' to the alpha troons (sky despises her so can't see him being interested but who knows)
I think she'd go for it, it's just whether Paul would put up with it to keep the peace or actually stand up to being a cuck, could go either way I think
this would be hilarious because Kevin and the other second class troons would be simping hard for her but they still won't get to fuck her because they don't make the decisions around the tranch, and so she doesn't need anything from them
cue more COPE AND SEETHE
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Bonnie pimping out Kindness to other Tranchers? Planet X can't come fast enough.Damn now I wish I hadn't donated all my spare cash to Earl's predator drone and sarin gas fund
Dependant on how penny/jarrod feel about her (penny doesn't really seem to have much of a sex drive) I can see Kindness moving in on the 'unofficial' understanding that she provides 'intimate labour' to the alpha troons (sky despises her so can't see him being interested but who knows)
I think she'd go for it, it's just whether Paul would put up with it to keep the peace or actually stand up to being a cuck, could go either way I think
this would be hilarious because Kevin and the other second class troons would be simping hard for her but they still won't get to fuck her because they don't make the decisions around the tranch, and so she doesn't need anything from them
cue more COPE AND SEETHE
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Never happen. Bonnie ain't sharing a real pussy with any of them. They can go gaslight their own.
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If you can't source your own homegrown pussy, storebought is (apparently) fine.
(Except that ranch is more sexless than an incel summercamp so I guess not).
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It may just be the perspsective/angle at which the photo was taken, the fact that the other tranchers are kneeling/crouched or it could be the particular "pose" Sky is striking but he genuinely looks cartoonishly large. Has he been lifting or something? While I have not seen many photos of his actual body (if any, I can honestly not say) He never appeared to be this large before this image. Keep in mind he still has to my knowledge functional testicles.
This dude is either a blue eyed, blonde haired spaniard larping as a 95% indigenous mexican because his legal name is Alejandro Rodriguez or a pale skinned hispanic who doesn't go outside (being a genderspecial gives credence to this theory)
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Sky is probably the one who does all the work on the ranch, so a bit of muscle isn't unexpected.
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He's been doing a good 40% of the heavy work around the place, and while the tranch food doesn't look terribly appealing, there's plenty of protein. That's a better workout than any gym'll give you.
I'm serious about "He could do better" too. Strong lad, not ancient, works hard and doesn't have a complete disaster of a face in the middle of ranching country? He should be fighting them off with a stick every time he goes into town.
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I might even wager that it's more than a "bit" of muscle. Maybe it's because of his arm dragging his shirt upwards but he doesn't appear at least to me to have much of a gunt, sure he has a significant amount of body fat but not enough for a gunt. His Torso/Abdomen is still probably more rectangular than it is V shaped but who knows, for all we know Sky could have a Modern Strongman's body type.
Assuming you are talking about Sky finding another Homosexual Male partner I have my doubts on his ability to do so in the particular part of the country they are in. A Heterosexual Female partner would be much more likely to find but unless Sky pulls a Paul and runs off with his new love she would have to live at the tranch and in my opinion that would not only be a deal breaker but a relationship strainer if not ender.
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The man has nursing credentials. Hospitals are screaming for nurses right now. All he has to do is move into a city, get a job, and he'll have all the male partners he could possibly wish.
Molly White's Breast Milk
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Like all nurses his goal should be to bag a doctor.
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Skye is a CNA. Still very much in demand right now, although the hospitals are a better meat market than a rehab.
He's strong and he can put up with a lot of bullshit; all he has to do is pee clean.
I wonder if the Tranch may one day have to send their more functional members to work jobs in town, to bring back money for the cult. I have a lot of ideas on how to run a more-effective commune, honestly.
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The first thing they should do is to force Kevin to sell all of his toys to raise some money.
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And put a shovel in his manhands.
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You can force a shovel in his manhands, but you can never, ever force Kevin to do any work.
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While there's a secondary market for troonsformers I doubt anyone would want to buy his mishandled dusty shit that's been opened, put on display, and thoroughly permeated by Am Hole gunk smell.
And risk an Am Hole rupture? Even if he was willing to work he'd be more hindrance than help.
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The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch's finances are like that dril tweet about candles, it just depends per troon on whether it's "guns" or "plastic toys."
I'm not afarmer woman of farming experience like the more useful people in this thread. It just amuses me to picture a Tranch house meeting where the troon with the conch suggests a chore wheel and gets shouted down as a thought-criminal.
"Guys, maybe we should read, like, a book about alpacas." And Penny starts to reach for his rifle.
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"Guys, maybe we should read, like, a book about alpacas." And Penny starts to reach for his rifle.