DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
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Derich 2nd of coomland said:
Well that is about the most pathetic collection of tools I've seen an adult homeowner ever posses.
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Another sort of interesting tid bit can be seen at the 4 minute 5 second mark (indicated by my super CSI type red circle) even back then the fucking troglodyte was buying paper plates in bulk.
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Besides Phil, I’ve never seen anyone storing tools like this… It’s just him cosplaying as a mature adult.

A hammer without any screws nearby, tools without any wear and tear, some even still in their original packaging…

But the most laughable thing about this to me is that there isn’t a toolbox in sight, even preschool kids who watch Bob The Builder know what one is and its purpose.
 
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REGENDarySumanai said:
Imagine his hot takes on George Floyd and Kyle Rittenhouse.
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This faggot wouldn't even let the name "Ryle Kitten House" be on his leaderboard because it was "controversial"

Apparently self-defense and pedo slaying is controversial these days. Probably Phil felt bad for the criminals because he sympathizes with them. One groomer, a couple of thieves, a drunk driver (which I think Phil has done given previous stories).

Then again, Gaige Grosskreutz tried selling multiple PS3s that were suspected stolen back in the day so who knows, we all know Phil hates console scalpers.
 
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CoomerCouch v2.69 said:
This faggot wouldn't even let the name "Ryle Kitten House" be on his leaderboard because it was "controversial"

Apparently self-defense and pedo slaying is controversial these days. Probably Phil felt bad for the criminals because he sympathizes with them. One groomer, a couple of thieves, a drunk driver (which I think Phil has done given previous stories).

Then again, Gaige Grosskreutz tried selling multiple PS3s that were suspected stolen back in the day so who knows, we all know Phil hates console scalpers.
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Sounds like its time for Phil to become a fence sitter in the political sphere. Clearly we need more of those
 
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TheGoutburglar said:
Ah, I should've expected that, given the fullness of his goatee, and the fact that he did indeed share a lot in those days. Even a newfag like me has gotten acquainted with that, however much I don't have the full picture, I'm sure.

With that info, then, I must reason that like his uncharacteristic honesty about being stubborn in yesterday's pre-stream, selfies like that are what Phil is like before you throw things at him he refuses to allow in his life. Like criticism, or jokes at his expense. He longs to talk openly and freely about a lot of things, and would to this day if it weren't for those pesky consequences that aren't supposed to come with any of the things he likes doing.

But that's the selfie, not the act of wearing glasses. He relegates wearing them to when he drives because he legit stupidly thinks he doesn't need them for things up close, like a TV screen. Even though he does. He has said so, I just previously assumed that was a lie, and not something he genuinely believed from being an idiot. Easy mistake, given that he's Phil.
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His disdain of wearing glasses might be even more psychological than that. If he regularly wore his glasses off stream when he was with Leanna, he might be too emotionally scarred to wear them and reminds him too much of his time with Panda. His flat out refusal to wear them post Panda outside of tip goals is his stupid way of trying to cope with a woman leaving his Polock wop mutt ass.
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
It is still a mystery what Phil could have spent a grand on at Lowes.
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...Lol, a what? No it isn't.

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ENHANCE!!

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ENHANCE!!

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Nurse Ratchet said:
...Lol, a what? No it isn't.

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If you think about it, Lowe's would probably have way more gift cards available than say Fred Meyer or Target. But then you have to think, why the fuck would you need to buy iTunes gift cards, when you can just charge the shit when you need it? I don't think Phil dropped any money on gift cards. There is literally no purpose in doing it since he can just buy the shit through Apple or through PayPal anyway. As far as him buying a $1000 grill.... Man.... I wish I had a $1000 grill :(
 
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Agent Proper said:
Posted on my Discord from one of the Agents.
Looks a comment on a SB video. If anything shows up we'll verify it and laugh when we learn nothing new. Big ups to Sperggy the Tard.

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Yeah this confirms that Phil either saw @Anony's Discord leaks here or at least one of his fanboys ratted out oic to him.
That's why he got so defensive over peepul in the chat calling his favorite whale a doxxer that one time, he knows it's true but won't let anyone say anything as long as the money kept flowing.
Puppetmaster turned out to be a real bitch, who would have thought
 
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FaXmachine said:
Man more gayops, oh well as long as its funny. I kinda wish Swaggins would talk to tractors tbh, he's been around so long he has to know some shit.
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Swagginz, you mean Phil 2.0 right? That guy sees Phil as a god, it's very doubtful he would ever do or say anything to hurt Phil....however given how stupid Phil's "fans" are he might slip up and give fire to the "trollz."

Either way Phil clowns up for these dumbfucks, and the moment he tells then to "fuck off" they have a meltdown and appear in restreamers chatrooms.

I get people can change but there are a few special individuals that constantly do this jealous lover act with Phil.

Constantly threatening to leave, and EXPOSE Phil, all before showing up in his chat sucking up to him hard.

None of them have any backbone and they deserve Phil's gouty hoof to the head.
 
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