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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
What work? The Tranchers aren't out in Wisconsin campaigning against lenient self-defense laws* or open carry or what have you. No, they are accumulating a collection of weapons.

Penny, before you start the "if this where [insert poc/lgbta+] here...," stop! Rittenhouse's acquittal is actually good news for weapons tards like you.

For example, say you are saving another kidnapped transwoman from the crazy CIS and that CIS attacks you, you can defend yourself with one of your gazillions of guns.

Edit: I need a new keyboard.
 
Philp likely doesn't know/ doesn't care about the actual details of the Rittenhouse trial. All he knows is "ATIFA gud", "Rittenhouse bad", because he gets all of his political news from Twitter trannies.
Well, he may have other things to be afraid of. Apparently he likes to stomp women who don't agree with him. It probably terrifies him that some of them may be armed and better trained than he is.
 
Philp likely doesn't know/ doesn't care about the actual details of the Rittenhouse trial. All he knows is "ATIFA gud", "Rittenhouse bad", because he gets all of his political news from Twitter trannies.
Even if he was cheering for Kyle to win he could NOT say it on twitter. There's no way, all he would do is maybe share it with a private confidante irl who doesn't blab everything like Kevin and go from there.
Penny secretly fucking loves this outcome. He could legally get away with shooting any Terf or Earl in “self defence” after starting shit. (In Minecraft Wisconsin)

This is possible. He might not realize it yet however. He will however realize this means neo nazis and neo terfs or whatever can fight back/they can persecute him and that might feed his paranoia. I wonder if he or Bonnie was the main one behind the Earl paranoia...
 
This is possible. He might not realize it yet however. He will however realize this means neo nazis and neo terfs or whatever can fight back/they can persecute him and that might feed his paranoia. I wonder if he or Bonnie was the main one behind the Earl paranoia...
Claiming neon nazis and fresh TURF on twatter dot coom and gritfundme is much easier than proving self defense in court, if Rittenhouse's case is any indication.
 
This whole thing is just rank hypocrisy from the Tranchers. Their whole narrative for why they need the pile of guns they're sitting on is that they need them to defend themselves from the evil nazi Earl-led terrorist militias that are supposedly intimidating them on a daily basis. This whole trial basically upheld the right to use a weapon in self defense, despite craven shitlib journos framing it as being about white supremacy, and these same journo types clearly salivating at the opportunity to demonize use of a weapon in self defense due to their hatred of the 2nd Amendment.

So either

A: The Tranchers are secretly sympathetic to Kyle due to knowing that this result from the trial is a big slap in the face to the continued demonization of anyone who owns guns, let alone actually uses them in self defense, but couldn't in a million years admit this because their entire potential donor base are mouth breathing shitlibs

or

B: They are hypocritical to the very core, and don't even think he had the right to defend himself, but as BRAVE TROO N HONEST QUEER ALPACA RANCHIN' WAHMMEN, they are entitled to rights that icky oppressive cishet white males are not. Gun rights for me, but not for thee.
 
This whole thing is just rank hypocrisy from the Tranchers. Their whole narrative for why they need the pile of guns they're sitting on is that they need them to defend themselves from the evil nazi Earl-led terrorist militias that are supposedly intimidating them on a daily basis. This whole trial basically upheld the right to use a weapon in self defense, despite craven shitlib journos framing it as being about white supremacy, and these same journo types clearly salivating at the opportunity to demonize use of a weapon in self defense due to their hatred of the 2nd Amendment.

So either

A: The Tranchers are secretly sympathetic to Kyle due to knowing that this result from the trial is a big slap in the face to the continued demonization of anyone who owns guns, let alone actually uses them in self defense, but couldn't in a million years admit this because their entire potential donor base are mouth breathing shitlibs

or

B: They are hypocritical to the very core, and don't even think he had the right to defend himself, but as BRAVE TROO N HONEST QUEER ALPACA RANCHIN' WAHMMEN, they are entitled to rights that icky oppressive cishet white males are not. Gun rights for me, but not for thee.
My bet is A & B for Penny & Jarod, and B for the rest of them. I doubt most of the tranch registers self defense cases as possibly helping them when they think he just went in guns blazing shooting down 2 troons in a show of cis hetero MALE penis supremacy. But B could also be the first two if they're only focused on being paranoid.
 
I still want to know who "Earl" is.

Yes, I know he's probably a figment of their imagination
It's @The Elusive Earl. He said so himself!

There was some speculation about "Earl" being George Gramlich, the editor of the Sangre de Cristo Sentinel.
That's all. You will never get a conclusive answer.
 
This whole thing is just rank hypocrisy from the Tranchers. Their whole narrative for why they need the pile of guns they're sitting on is that they need them to defend themselves from the evil nazi Earl-led terrorist militias that are supposedly intimidating them on a daily basis.
Was thinking exactly this; they spend most of their time just salivating over the idea of getting to shoot someone for coming on their property, to the point of repeatedly macho posturing about it on twitter, but somehow this is a verdict they're upset about?
Ffs I legit think that shooting a dude is the only thing that some of these ~asexual T4T lesbians~ jerk off to.
 
It's been pointed out that it's extremely unlikely that they'll ever be investigated for animal cruelty.

However does anyone know what the local enviromental regulations are on burying large amounts of dead animals? There are reasons disposal of animal Carcasses is tightly regulated in much of the world. It can pose massive enviromental, and public health risks, even if they bury them deep enough and the risk is just to the water table.
Here in bonnie wee Scotland when an animal dies (commonly sheep as the silly buggers drown or get tangled in wire fences and strangle themselves) the farmer burns the corpse. Always really kinda nice and upsetting to smell lamb on the air when going through the countryside.
doesn't the ditch usually go on the other side? All the flash flooding ditches I've seen are between the road and the property on the other side....

They said it was to prevent digging likely from the doggos or other animals. I can also imagine that Alpacas might not like the dip in the ground and it could be a natural barrier. I'm speculating here.

Also pic from their fencing with some rares. Sky is a UNIT. Here they are looking like a renaissance painting

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Holy fuck, in awe of the size of this lad, not even trying to be stereotypical but that man could literally toss a fucking caber for a mile.
There lies my question, when you talk about cults, is the Tranch merely a sub-church of the Trans Mega Church? If so, then I retract my comment.
>Trans mega church
I'd much rather be a part of Unitology tbh.
Of course the dog rubs his face in the dirt. Dirt is all they have for him to rub his face in.
I feel for the dogs, but at least they're better cared for than the Alpacas. At least until one of the troons shoots one of them in the back of the head Clinton style and claim it was those ebil nazis lurking at the desolate edges of the property.
Wait! There's a fence now, what are they going to do? Such a barrier as wire means they can't breach the property.
But wait again, the drones! Those dogs aren't safe!
The plot thickens.
Earl is all of us.
We are legion.
Expect us (to terrorise random Tranches in the wilderness).
 
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