DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I would argue that this is the most ridiculous excuse he has for ducking Fightcade. You could probably stream Super Turbo off of a fucking electric razor at this point, there is no plausible way that his lemon can't handle emulating and streaming a 27 year old game no matter how shit the condition that poor PC is in. I could probably dust off my 2011 Thinkpad and be able to play and stream Super Turbo without messing with the settings at all.

At least his muh cheaters and muh macro users excuses have some truth to them. They both exist and I do run into both but it's very rare and cheaters especially get dealt with quickly, not to mention you can end a match against someone at any time. There are zero plausible excuses not to play ST on Fightcade that isn't something like "I wanna beat up on scrubs to protect my ego!"

Phil could even stream it off of his laptop if he tried. The keyword is "tried". We know Phil has more excuses than a pregnant nun. If his chat had any functioning neurons, they'd call him out for being the gigantic pussy that he is.
 
I would argue that this is the most ridiculous excuse he has for ducking Fightcade. You could probably stream Super Turbo off of a fucking electric razor at this point, there is no plausible way that his lemon can't handle emulating and streaming a 27 year old game no matter how shit the condition that poor PC is in. I could probably dust off my 2011 Thinkpad and be able to play and stream Super Turbo without messing with the settings at all.

At least his muh cheaters and muh macro users excuses have some truth to them. They both exist and I do run into both but it's very rare and cheaters especially get dealt with quickly, not to mention you can end a match against someone at any time. There are zero plausible excuses not to play ST on Fightcade that isn't something like "I wanna beat up on scrubs to protect my ego!"
To add to this, I had a Dell XPS prebuilt handed down to me that was rocking a 12 year old i5 and an Nvidia GT 220 and it could stream ST no problem. At 1080p60.
 
Does anyone else just like watch one of the dsp how you don't play videos and get a confidence boost from how fucking bad phil is at the game please tell me it's not just me.

Specifically the San Andreas original playthrough he did like how the fuck is he this bad at GTA
It's become a tradition that whenever I finish a game I look up a TIHYDP of it afterwards.
 
To add to this, I had a Dell XPS prebuilt handed down to me that was rocking a 12 year old i5 and an Nvidia GT 220 and it could stream ST no problem. At 1080p60.
I was emulating SNES games on a cartridge style Pentium II that I fished out of a dumpster. MAME will run on a 486. Not all the games, but some.

Does he use a capture card or what? It might actually be too much for his shit PC to stream and play SF but a dedicated SF pc would cost him under $150 USD.
 
I was emulating SNES games on a cartridge style Pentium II that I fished out of a dumpster. MAME will run on a 486. Not all the games, but some.

Does he use a capture card or what? It might actually be too much for his shit PC to stream and play SF but a dedicated SF pc would cost him under $150 USD.
Yeah...that is like 9 pulls sooooo that is not realistic.
 
And his constant view of it desensitizes a person and makes them emotionally numb to what they're viewing. They want the extreme, such as the blood, semi-gore, etc...where it goes into full torture and murder of women. However, I think Derich is going to snap and want to make those fantasies into reality. All I know is that if that does happen, holy hell, is there going to be a wealth of evidence against him. Of course, if that day ever comes, Dave is going to deny/block any mention of Derich in his chat.
One could make the case that phil is a pedo enabler. Theres Derich and the fact that phil defended cuties.
 
I found that DIY arcade kits have come down in price like crazy for under $500 including the wood panels, ryobi cordless drill & jigsaw, computer and monitor you can have an authentic arcade experience at home.

That's less than a month's Total Wine purchases.
Too much effort for Phil. He would want it assembled and shipped to him.
 
Does anyone else just like watch one of the dsp how you don't play videos and get a confidence boost from how fucking bad phil is at the game please tell me it's not just me.

Specifically the San Andreas original playthrough he did like how the fuck is he this bad at GTA
And yet the fucker beat Wrong Side of the Tracks on the first try. One instance of pigroach luck, but everything else was abysmal.
 
DSP is full of crap saying he probably won't get paid before thanksgiving I get paid from YT and if payday fall on a weekend you get paid on Monday everytime
Isn't yt payday the 21st? Like tomorrow?
Okay, originally I was going to comment about Phil’s underwear because that’s pretty bad, but what the actual holy fuck Derich you tard :story:

My sides are in fucking orbit. I’m tempted to say Freudian slip but given that Derich’s brain doesn’t run any background processes outside of whatever he’s currently writing dialogue about, this is probably 100% what he intended to say. The message starts out so innocent too, the end came like a punch in the fucking gut. Keep it up Derich, maybe at this rate you can be the next lolcow with a prison saga!
Yeah. Phail's going to wonder where derich went one day when he's no longer around because his house got raided for child porn on his computer.
Also:
WTF Derich?
View attachment 2734015

I'm far too fucking lazy to take screen shots, but that was not the real Derich. The guy was in DDM with us, a few of us were feeding him lines of things to say. I wrote Derich's poignant Haiku for him. Phil devoured it. Not that Derich isn't terrifying. But maybe you can feel 1% better about the sperglord.

Real edit: I have no life. I scrolled through the restream, found the segment, did screen shots, hate myself.
Uh oh. Derich is cheating on his piglord by watching a detractor stream?

If I dont see an ass licking tweet form dsp, ending with "sir", I will be very disappointed.

View attachment 2734595
He is going to be one big pile of salty bacon today.
 
Last edited:
IIRC Jaxx was going to start hanging out with some new friends on Fridays.

It seems they realized he was a weirdo cuck faggot and stopped inviting him after just the one time hahahaha
Screenshot_1.png
 
He's really trying that bullshit about not getting paid again? Dudes has NO fucking shame about implying shit and then acting like he totally didn't do that. This is why he's called "pigroach".
I mean he did groom a 17 year old when he was 30. Do we even know when he started talking to Panda?
I'll agree that it makes Phil a gross person, but it's hard to ascribe pedo vibes to him when he's too immature to have any real sexuality. His purchase of a condo to impress the previous girl on his radar may have been out of a desire to hit that, but given what he was like after finally getting some, Phil clearly wasn't the horndog he seemed. Just extremely childish, ignorant, and stupid.

If he grooms anybody for anything, it's for cleaning up after him. Probably planned to do the same thing with the girl he bought a condo for.
 
He's really trying that bullshit about not getting paid again? Dudes has NO fucking shame about implying shit and then acting like he totally didn't do that. This is why he's called "pigroach".

I'll agree that it makes Phil a gross person, but it's hard to ascribe pedo vibes to him when he's too immature to have any real sexuality. His purchase of a condo to impress the previous girl on his radar may have been out of a desire to hit that, but given what he was like after finally getting some, Phil clearly wasn't the horndog he seemed. Just extremely childish, ignorant, and stupid.

If he grooms anybody for anything, it's for cleaning up after him. Probably planned to do the same thing with the girl he bought a condo for.
I don't think that's remotely the case. I think Phil did once have a very strong sexual appetite and horndog vibes (if for no other reason than to cloak his shame for being a closeted gayboi), and I do think he was both lecherous and morally questionable with his dating choices. At the very least he disregarded societal norms/expectations and allowed "little Phil" to dictate who or what he went after.

Then reality struck. And by reality, I mean the gin. Years and years of alcohol abuse has rendered him not (solely) without a libido, but without a means to do anything about it. In short, his dick doesn't work anymore. In most cases, alcohol induced erectile dysfunction can go away after you stop drinking. That said, there are plenty of cases where the damage is permanent. In those cases, there are many "co-morbidities" in the perma-death of our little one-eyed friends. Tell me if any of these sound familiar: obesity, hypertension, diabetes, spinal injuries, chronic mood disorders such as depression, and even systemic rheumatic and endocrine disorders (like gout).

Why do you think Phil gets legit mad at "waifus", sex jokes, and dating missions? We know for a fact that Kat had no problem whatsoever cracking stupid sex jokes at video games, constantly. We also know that Kat "loved watching Phil" and was a fan since I believe 2014 or 2015. Some Assassin's Creed playthrough or some shit was when she started watching Phil. So, we're expected to believe a woman with an obvious bent toward childish sexual humor in her own streams, who LOVED watching Phil at the peak of his own childish sexual humor in his streams, suddenly became prudish and demanded that Phil stop? Given the animal, let's call that horseshit, because that's what it is. And yet it seems to be the prevailing "wisdom".

To me at least it makes a lot more sense that his dick doesn't work, he's angry about it, and fucking snaps at anyone who reminds him of anything that he would once comment on like the letch he wishes he could still be. It's also the reason in my opinion that he also reminds us about his "super healthy and totally normal regular sex life with his wife *thumbs at door* Kat" as often as he can shoehorn it into conversation without sounding like a fucking creep.
 
And his constant view of it desensitizes a person and makes them emotionally numb to what they're viewing. They want the extreme, such as the blood, semi-gore, etc...where it goes into full torture and murder of women. However, I think Derich is going to snap and want to make those fantasies into reality. All I know is that if that does happen, holy hell, is there going to be a wealth of evidence against him. Of course, if that day ever comes, Dave is going to deny/block any mention of Derich in his chat.

I kinda wonder if Derich has ever seen or heard of A Serbian Film.
 
Back