DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Boom Boss]

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YouTube mode on.

Execute clown mode!

 

[Vic Viper T301]

That twenty minute Subway rant was excruciating. Only Phil could rant and whine about fucking Subway for that long nonstop. But if you ask him his opinion on a video game you'll get "Uh, the graphics are good, the plot is good, I like it man!" Yeah he definitely loves his job as a video game streamer guys.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Go order some food pig!

If you don't give the viewers what they want, how could you expect big tips?



"I really need the money right now, for......ugh....real adult things, okay?"

 

[snort inquisition]

hell yeah 1minuteman stepping it up boys

 

[UaineRunei]

hell yeah 1minuteman stepping it up boys
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At this point 1MinuteMan is officially Phil's Sugar Daddy.

 

[Boom Boss]

I’m on board with most of this but I still trend towards the Phil is Gay theory because of 1) how he reacts to women or sexuality in games, going from covering his eyes when women are involved to commenting on the attractiveness of men, and 2) it’s totally possible for someone to be closeted even to themselves. I’d be curious if he were to get seriously smashed on stream and have to answer the same question about his sexuality. Drunk words are sober thoughts and all that.

He used to be a complete pervert when it came to female video game characters. People kept saying that it was cringe, so he decided to "mature". He now speaks out about how dating sims and attractive women in video games is "immature", and brags about being married.

 

[Piece of Peace]

His source is one time he was supposed to be payed on a Sunday and instead, he got that money Monday afternoon. He's somehow stretched this into 1-3 days and how that might happen on Thanksgiving which means he won't be paid until Friday! It's as scummy as he gets, really.

Also one of the big bills he's saying he has is his homeowner's insurance. Is he paying that separately? Do people have that itemized from his payments because I've never heard of anyone having that separate from their regular mortgage payments, as the Bank usually doesn't want their shit ever uninsured.

It's most likely bundled with his mortgage escrow, if we look at the bank leaks there have never been separate payments for homeowner's insurance. Big bills coming up that I can identify are the cell phone bill, and automobile insurance bill.

By the way, if he DID have to pay for homeowner's insurance separately, it would be a comically low amount not even worth mentioning on stream.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

DSP 2 weeks ago "thats what rain is supposed to look like in this game, people are nit picking"
DSP today "wow they fixed the rain, it looks so much better why the fuck would they sell the game with the rain like that"

....k....

 

[TheGoutburglar]

I just want to understand if he means that he has no money whatsoever in his account at all times unless he gets paid by youtube? That seems like an insane way to live.

Mobile games are a hell of a drug.

No joke, it's exactly why he lives and lies like this. He truly does constantly have next to no money, he just leaves out the part that it's because every day he spends most if not all of his tips playing WWE Champions.

Not gonna lie, DSP playing this trash remaster triggers the fuck out of me. I can't watch it or I'll just be mad either at the shitty """"definitive"""" edition "quality" or at his trash gameplay or at the fact that the remaster allows him to clear the game with his trash gameplay with no issues.

This is absolutely his worst playthrough of GTA:SA and that he's going to play the others horrifies me.

I find it helps to focus on the hilarious part, which is the fact that he's playing them backwards for absolutely no fucking reason. I actually thought for awhile that I had simply missed it when he did GTA 3 and then Vice City, and nearly couldn't believe the truth when it hit me.

Even when he attempts to bore detractors to death, Phil can't help being retarded enough to amuse us in some other way. Like... fucking WHY? It's not like he's of the opinion that saving 3 for last means saving the best for last, like would be the case with me (always preferred the one with the silent protagonist don't ask me why). He has no opinion, he would clearly rather play GotG, and not even for legit gamer reasons.

That twenty minute Subway rant was excruciating. Only Phil could rant and whine about fucking Subway for that long nonstop. But if you ask him his opinion on a video game you'll get "Uh, the graphics are good, the plot is good, I like it man!" Yeah he definitely loves his job as a video game streamer guys.

It's not just his true passion shining through, but his true nature as a stupid, self-centered man with a small world. We all have our "First World Problems" moments, but Phil is defined by his desire to have nothing but those moments his entire life. He's comforted by being the asshole who has it so easy that he can expend emotion and energy on a twenty minute rant about a fast food restaurant. He never wants to BE better, he wants to HAVE better. Forever.

At this point 1MinuteMan is officially Phil's Sugar Daddy.

That's because he's OIC.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Can anyone explain what he means when he says "he has no money"? So he's saying on his day off he had to wait for money to come because he couldn't do anything. So is he saying that his bank account is at 0 (ZERO) if he doesn't get tips? Like he is constantly about to overdraft and things like that? If that's the case how can he ever do anything at all if he's literally about to be bankrupt at any moment?

I just want to understand if he means that he has no money whatsoever in his account at all times unless he gets paid by youtube? That seems like an insane way to live.

He spends it all at total wine and on wwe.

I’ve talked about it in the chat and I’d hope detractors will have picked it up for the highlights but today’s prestream has reached new lows.

Trying to weaponise the fact YouTube pays him on a certain day of the month, which happens to fall on Sunday this month means he has to wait 1-3 days before he receives the payment. As if this is the viewers problem, and they need to tip for this gap in payment. It’s incredible he can do this with a straight face, he’s so detached from the reality that normal people get paid once a month and spread that out over the entire month.

He's known exactly what day the pay goes out for all the years he's been sitting in front of a camera eating glue. He's just a bad liar.

His source is one time he was supposed to be payed on a Sunday and instead, he got that money Monday afternoon. He's somehow stretched this into 1-3 days and how that might happen on Thanksgiving which means he won't be paid until Friday! It's as scummy as he gets, really.

Also one of the big bills he's saying he has is his homeowner's insurance. Is he paying that separately? Do people have that itemized from his payments because I've never heard of anyone having that separate from their regular mortgage payments, as the Bank usually doesn't want their shit ever uninsured.

If he said he has homeowners to pay he's lying. It's in his mortgage payment.

 

[Elescondido]

Not gonna lie, DSP playing this trash remaster triggers the fuck out of me. I can't watch it or I'll just be mad either at the shitty """"definitive"""" edition "quality" or at his trash gameplay or at the fact that the remaster allows him to clear the game with his trash gameplay with no issues.

This is absolutely his worst playthrough of GTA:SA and that he's going to play the others horrifies me.

What gets me it's how he hypes the music only to ruin by singing or talking nonsense over it.
edit: decide to check the stream... he is singing about dicks

 

[Prophet Gaming]

It's most likely bundled with his mortgage escrow, if we look at the bank leaks there have never been separate payments for homeowner's insurance. Big bills coming up that I can identify are the cell phone bill, and automobile insurance bill.

By the way, if he DID have to pay for homeowner's insurance separately, it would be a comically low amount not even worth mentioning on stream.

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Wouldn't it be included due to him living in a middle attached condo, it would be part of the condo association since it's a gated community.

But Palm Court Condo Association is permanently closed with the offcier being removed.

 

[San Dimas High School]

If he said he has homeowners to pay he's lying. It's in his mortgage payment.

https://youtu.be/Raapo7XnRhw?t=3859

 

[Piece of Peace]

Wouldn't it be included due to him living in a middle attached condo, it would be part of the condo association since it's a gated community.

But Palm Court Condo Association is permanently closed with the offcier being removed.

His mortgage likely has a stipulation that he still needs to get HO6 insurance, the Condo association will cover the actual structure and common areas, but he needs to cover the shit that's actually inside of his house. That would also be exactly why any homeowner's insurance that he has is extremely cheap in comparison.

 

[Prophet Gaming]

His mortgage likely has a stipulation that he still needs to get HO6 insurance, the Condo association will cover the actual structure and common areas, but he needs to cover the shit that's actually inside of his house. That would also be exactly why any homeowner's insurance that he has is extremely cheap in comparison.

100% sure he has no homeowners insurance, he probably thinks the Condo Association will cover everything being the manchild he is.

 

[Iron Hamster]

https://youtu.be/Raapo7XnRhw?t=3859

lol. Lie better Phail. There are actual, mature adults that know how the real world works. Making up double dip bills that you make more than enough to cover proves what a shitbag you are. It's not anyone else's responsibility but yours.

100% sure he has no homeowners insurance, he probably thinks the Condo Association will cover everything being the manchild he is.

He wouldn't have a mortgage without it. That's why they would rather you pay into an escrow account as part of the mortgage payment and they send the payment.

 

[Piece of Peace]

100% sure he has no homeowners insurance, he probably thinks the Condo Association will cover everything being the manchild he is.

It is a standard requirement from the LENDER that he has HO6 insurance, like that is a required condition of having a mortgage through the lender at all.

What is Condo (HO6) Insurance? What Does it Cover?

Insuring a condo works differently than insuring a house. Find out how things like walls-in coverage, master policies and loss assessment can affect your costs.

www.valuepenguin.com

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

What gets me it's how he hypes the music only to ruin by singing or talking nonsense over it.
edit: decide to check the stream... he is singing about dicks

It's always about penises.

 

[PieceofShet]

DSP tweeted on his break.

 

[Prophet Gaming]

lol. Lie better Phail. There are actual, mature adults that know how the real world works. Making up double dip bills that you make more than enough to cover proves what a shitbag you are. It's not anyone else's responsibility but yours.

He wouldn't have a mortgage without it. That's why they would rather you pay into an escrow account as part of the mortgage payment and they send the payment.

It is a standard requirement from the LENDER that he has HO6 insurance, like that is a required condition of having a mortgage through the lender at all.

What is Condo (HO6) Insurance? What Does it Cover?

Insuring a condo works differently than insuring a house. Find out how things like walls-in coverage, master policies and loss assessment can affect your costs.

www.valuepenguin.com

We don't have that option here, you can get a mortgage without insurance, even on attached dwellings.