Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[mickey339]

Love how he's cried wolf so many times he's had to up the game with a new "time sensitive bills" beg. As if there are categories of bills you can just pay whenever you like with no consequences.

What he means is it's a toy pre-order and he might miss out on it if he saves up himself

dollars to donuts, being able to rake money from your retarded followers through simply posting tweets is an ability I wish I had.

That being said, wonder if it is possible to pose as a troon and grift on twitter.
You start of by writing up some pronous in your bio, pick a cartoonish avatar and retweet some troon friendly content, entertainment, porn and politics stuff. Talk about your liberating journey into troondom. Try and connect with other troon accounts and personas. If you have a slightly unique hobby, post some pictures with "tranx women did this" type comments and maybe start a youtube channel as well.

Then the grift begins.
If you don't, LARP as living in some conservative bunghole (edit: probably not necessary) with lots of LGBTQIPTD+ news coming out of. Screech about being oppressed by cis hetero white ethno nationalists. Ask about money for food, rent and medical procedures that you will never get. Deflect and ban critics as transphobes. Continue posting the correct content and connect with big troons on the scene. You could get a second income from doing an hour extra "work" everyday.

And ironically the biggest threat of being exposed would be the Aussie Bird Ranch.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

And ironically the biggest threat of being exposed would be the Aussie Bird Ranch.

There are no kiwis in Australia. Educate yourself, bigot.

 

[In the Sick of It]

Aside from that, Kev can't drive and doesn't own a car,

It's not that he can't drive, it's that he won't. Before trooning out, he managed to have a job, drive, and exist as a gross, but somewhat functional being. Mxstress Penny and trooning out has allowed him to go full blob that can't handle driving or thunder.

 

[Easy Peasy]

I'm not 100% up to date on Kevin orbiter lore, but I was under the impression that neck and wedge split which is causing this homeless arc which lmaoooooo I love the harvest

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I'm under the impression that Wedge dumped Neck.

Imagine being dumped by a tranny clown hooker and getting evicted from an SRO.

Couldn't happen to a worse person.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

Doesn't Wedge have a car and an apartment? I thought they were getting married, lol.

Neck needs to go to the tranch. He couldn't be any more useless than Kevin. I mean, the TUR is supposed to be a trans haven for wayward troons, right? How can they keep turning away the troons like Neck and Kindness when that is their own stated purpose? They could definitely grift more money if they kept taking in stray troons.

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Wedge Is Mad (and got dogpilled)

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[Humbert Humbert]

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Please Godbear, let us have this crossover arc.
Also pointing out now that Neck and Wedge are still mutuals on Twitter. Then again, so are Bonnie and Sky & Kev and Rav.

 

[Hitman One]

"if you need me to retweet a fundraiser"

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

How does Wedge manage to be so fucking wrong about everything? And LOL at him still trying to get his own egg cracking viral tweet. He must seethe whenever he sees people crediting Kev with cracking their egg.

And to be fair, none of it really has to do with Kev. It is super popular because that cartoonist used his tweet. That's it. On its own, it wasn't really anything. So Wedge, you need to get someone with some actually popularity to use your tweet if you want to go viral. Losers like you and Kev will never achieve anything on your own.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Losers like you and Kev will never achieve anything on your own.

Kevin has a thread.

 

[AMHOLIO]

No, Kevin. Making up tiny details doesn't mean we believe you actually masturbate.

Pretransition girls fall into 3 categories: lonely men, autistic men, and fetishist. I don't know anything else. Maybe "twink" for straight trans women.

Worry not. We are here to ensure no one will ever forget

I deleted 3000 tweets . Imagine being that mad.

Ok, Kevin.

The fact that this doesn't register as AGP to Kevin is a testimony to his mental gymnastic abilities and him placing an olympic gold.

I think there are cis women who have fantasies like that but they're few and far between, rarer than death by lighting strikes. That's why someone like Alyssa, who is down for anything due to being an attention whore so she at least looks like she's into it, are more valuable than gold to men like Kevvie and Bonita.

Cishet guys -- even with a kink that can only happen in fantasy -- dont *gasp* worry about consent. But for weird AGPs like Kevin -- consent is just a "given". Does that mean they all assume there is consent? And most AGPs will literally fuck anything. Hard to worry about violating someone who always says "yes". Kevin is the only one of these degenerate coomers who ever seems to say "no".

I wonder if he thinks everyone secretly wants a kink? Like he doesn't realize that not everyone is as kinky as him and has a deep idea that his desires reflect everyone else's? He seems like he has a very shallow worldview.

Also I agree with this post thank you.

To quote a friend drunkenly after he fell for a trap "hey man, a mouth is a mouth. It's warm, wet, and feels good" that's the best Kevin has to look towards. Even then, he'll need to be behind a glory hole to get any.

Your friend is a lad who has a good sense of humor. Good on him.

There are no kiwis in Australia. Educate yourself, bigot.

Next farm clone needs to be Aussie or Boomerang or marmite farms or something.

Wedge Is Mad (and got dogpilled

Alright I'm lost. What the fuck is TMA and TME?

I actually enjoy the fact that Wedgenator is actually defending Trans Men. Time and time again on the Trans sideshow thread you can see a number of reasonable transmen go "hey can you ladies respect us we feel pushed down" and then the AGP of reddit go REEEEEEEEEEE and push them back down into place. It's nice that Wedge is at least trying, a broken clock of a man.


Ha ha ha there's been no deaths in the UK these past two years but FUCK ME How DARE you say trans cishet men deserve screentime.

"Yeah trans women are still being killed trans men can't say anything right now" what a selfish prick.

 

[Old Fart]

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Oh Kev old boy, we both now you're not going to keep up stretching... anything, wink wink.

 

[AGPinochet]

Kevin lays out his breast augmentation goals.

It's not a fetish.

Turns out he's got "arthritis."

that damn arthritis that prevents you from raising a for all intents and purposes weightless object and applying extremely light pressure to one's face while moving the aforementioned object around but does not prevent you from typing sad twitter posts.

Possible outcomes

Don't forget the possibility of an Implant rupture or surgical complication.

Also, he's never getting those huge "milkers". He will get whatever the surgeon suggests because he will be too scared to ask for what he really wants. He couldn't even get a new ID at that furcon -- Penny had to do it for him. No way he is going to open his mouth at the titty surgeon and ask for freakishly large boobs. Never going to happen.

Hmm, chances of KevKev's titjob going over like FFS for other trannies? that is changing nothing atl all?

Some more cheerful news:

Eat shit, Neck.

 

[mickey339]

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I really really really really really hope there will be a transmen vs transwomen gender war.


Also, once again Wedge takes the cake for the absolute most convoluted LGBTPDOHWPEINR+ pronoun gender fuckery word pastiche.

it's like playing misogynist bingo

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>”bawwww why do people look at me as a threat don’t judge a book by its cover
guys”

People look at you as a threat because you’re fucking creepy. If I, a man, hobble around in public with thinning, greasy dyed hair, sloppily applied cheap makeup and a loose fitting, stain-ridden dress all while smelling like shit and trying to do my best woman impression then it shouldn’t be a surprise when people look at me like a deformed circus clown.

Have these people ever considered maybe subjecting the world at large to involuntarily participate in their fetish might cause some resistance from the majority of people, who don’t have coom on the brain 24/7, 365? Oh wait, that would require self-awareness and introspection, something trannies characteristically have never really been good with.

Also, lol @ “this must be the right trying to invade and infiltrate trans spaces” No. I want you to stay away from me, not “infiltrate” your shitty coomer groomer hugbox discords. Get out of women’s bathrooms, get out of schools, stay away from children, fuck out of my hobbies and most importantly, stop talking about your “gender” for more than five seconds

 

[deso2y]

lol @ him hornyposting about his new ""tits"", Kevyboy, that ship has sailed years ago, just like your amhole didn't make you whole, your amboltons won't turn you on.

 

[LonesomeDud]

>”bawwww why do people look at me as a threat don’t judge a book by its cover
guys”

People look at you as a threat because you’re fucking creepy. If I, a man, hobble around in public with thinning, greasy dyed hair, sloppily applied cheap makeup and a loose fitting, stain-ridden dress all while smelling like shit and trying to do my best woman impression then it shouldn’t be a surprise when people look at me like a deformed circus clown.

Have these people ever considered maybe subjecting the world at large to involuntarily participate in their fetish might cause some resistance from the majority of people, who don’t have coom on the brain 24/7, 365? Oh wait, that would require self-awareness and introspection, something trannies characteristically have never really been good with.

Also, lol @ “this must be the right trying to invade and infiltrate trans spaces” No. I want you to stay away from me, not “infiltrate” your shitty coomer groomer hugbox discords. Get out of women’s bathrooms, get out of schools, stay away from children, fuck out of my hobbies and most importantly, stop talking about your “gender” for more than five seconds

Can this jackass not understand the idea that just like he doesn't want to feel afraid that real men are going to murder him for being a faggot, real women don't want to be afraid all the time with men (not just the creepy ones, any men) in their spaces?

I'm fine with troons like Kevin having access to disability toilets because they don't want to be around men, as long as they understand they need to stay away from women.

 

[Law]

I hope Neck's kids are having a great day today.

Neck live-tweeting his life circling the drain gives me life

He's living as his authentic self.
You see, before he was transwealth, trapped in the body of a married middle-class software worker and unfairly oppressed by his family and benefits. Now he's free to be himself.

That being said, wonder if it is possible to pose as a troon and grift on twitter.

Very easy.

Spoiler: Spergin'

Tip for faux troon profiles (I make them to get hot goss for the farms, not to grift): a lot of troons won't friend random anime profile pictures unless they have mutual friends. Find random art accounts who follow/friend anyone or random troon accounts who friend anything with a nonbinary pride flag, then use those accounts as a hub to rack up mutuals to get to the more locked down accounts.

It's not that he can't drive, it's that he won't. Before trooning out, he managed to have a job, drive, and exist as a gross, but somewhat functional being. Mxstress Penny and trooning out has allowed him to go full blob that can't handle driving or thunder.

If you have anxiety, a good way of managing it is exposure therapy. Avoiding things makes anxiety worse. Kevin might have actually coddled himself so hard that he can't drive anymore, or has an actual fear response to thunder.

I really really really really really hope there will be a transmen vs transwomen gender war.

Made me imagine Caitlyn Jenner vs Elliot Page in the octagon. I hate myself.

 

[Yamamura]

That fucking tentacle hentai sticker. Absolutely vile. As someone who really values the aesthetics when it comes to dumb nerd shit (like custom PC builds) seeing this disgusting ogre slap degenerate porn all over an admittedly otherwise nice looking rig stings just a little.

If that computer could talk, it’d be screaming in agony.

Part of the reason I'm sort of glad that Kevin doesn't own a car. I would feel bad for other people on the road having to look at his car plastered with porn stickers around town.

You know something about Kevin essentially saying something along the lines of, "that's a future me problem, fuck future me" really says a lot, doesn't it. In a way it would almost indicate some level of self awareness, if it wasn't for the fact that we know it was Kevin saying it. He would mortgage his future well being for a little short term amusement, and damn the consequences because he thinks that future Kevin is far removed from present day Kevin.

Kevin could serve as a cautionary tale. His entire life has basically consisted of not caring about the future in favor of instant gratification for the present. Not only does Kevin not think or care about his future self at all. He is intentionally sabotaging his future self on purpose.

 

[soggy london]

mf skipped downloading grindr and chopped his dick off