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"Christians Owned!" says the loveless fat hobo slowly rotting of diabetes in his overpriced, lonely tardhome as he rages against the evil Christians with their money, cars, girlfriends and social lives.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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ManfromtheMoon
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imagine the freak's delight seeing the amount of dogpiling going on here.
side note: prime lucas was able to make dan back away, during his parking lot freakout I always wonder how well he'd fair in an actual fight, pumped up with pedo rage
side note: prime lucas was able to make dan back away, during his parking lot freakout I always wonder how well he'd fair in an actual fight, pumped up with pedo rage
As someone who delivered pizza in college, that pisses me off a little too. Sorry for the personal sperg but its a job where you encounter a lot of shit and get paid very little.
What if the pizza delivery was a 19 yr old college girl trying to make ends meet on a pt gig?
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Then Lucas would have hidden under his bed. Little girls scare him.
Seriously though, I get you.
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Probably the only thing that was funny about this exceptional poop toucher is that Lucas Werner of all people managed to outsmart him and basically told him "fuck off reeetard". Imagine being outsmarted by the Freak.
LeeLoo
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Good Lord. Fatness NeverClean posted 3 new videos of himself showing his love for the queefy baes through his own interpretative dance, accompanied by that shit music he listens to. I can’t believe I’m starting my day with that music stuck in my head.
The Freaks grandpa had 50 cows, His mom retired in her 40's, his dad has 12 acres and a hot tub, are you sure you want to piss the Freak off on YT. LOL
ETA:
the hot tub.
ETA:
the hot tub.
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LeeLoo
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In fairness, it’s 12 acres AND a hot tub. And did he say grandpa had 50 cows with grandma? Haha…that sounds amazing
Telomerase1979
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That’s quite the laundry list of accomplishments your various family members have achieved, Lucas. What are your accomplishments? You’re almost to the age your mom was at when she retired, so you should be on track to waddle in the family’s footsteps, right?
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He starting beef with TGR? (pun intended) should be fun!
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I feel like I'm being groomed by these videos
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Should be up in a few minutes and yes, it includes his creepy face making IG vids.
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Flexing about how two generations back, his family owned cattle is so damned strange to me. He acts like his grandparents owned the fucking Ponderosa, when in reality they probably had 30 acres or so. Plus, it’s not like they still own the land, so he can’t exactly run around pretending he’s Little Joe or Hoss.
While it is great that Myrna was able to retire early, she presumably did that through hard work.... fatty hasn’t been able to hold down a job since he was a teenager. Why wouldn’t he be someone to mess with? He’s an obese hobo, who’s about to lose his feet and lives with in a nursing home that paid for off the government tit. It’s not like he’s a captain of industry and has a meaningful way to take revenge on those who slight him.
The only thing this cow can do is moo on the Internet.
His sheer lack of self awareness is amazing. He honestly thinks that some young hot bae is going to wander into his peripheral and give him sex because he "might" get 12 acres of desert in Arizona.
Honestly,is he aware of how cringy he comes off in those stupid memes? Does he look at his own selfies and think "ooh that's hot. That is definitely attractive and not creepy."
I would mail him a bar of soap as a hint but I'm afraid the fat bitch would eat it.
His dad with the acres lives in Artic Washington. His mother is the one in Arizona.
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OMG, Klick, your compilations are always amazing, making sure Fatty can never delete any of the things he does if he ever grows a brain, but this particular video contains Lucas's seizure-y head-bobbing, during the portion entitled "When I SEE Gen Z girls"...and the rhythmic back and forth gyrations of his head actually make his neckbeard-turkey wattle-cum-4th chin jiggle back and forth. Brilliant. Pure undiluted psycho cringe.
This, IMO, is the funniest thing Lucas has done since spitting at his phone, once again proving, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that Lucas is the ultimate example of a cow that doesn't need to be interacted with, touching this poop makes him withdraw, and he produces the best lolmilk all on his own, because he is just that lacking in self-awareness... to think that the loose blubbery swaying of his pube-encrusted neckbeard flab will come across as cute or sexy.
Bravo to @klickitat for continuing to organize and record gems like this, and bravo to The Wern himself, for being a never-ending fucking clown show.
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I don't know if it's Lucas doing "comedy" or he's really this dumb babbling about how he's a communist and his obvious virtue signaling ultra leftist act, and then bragging about how his parents are "rich". 12 acres of land in Nowhere, Washington isn't that impressive, nor is his mom retiring early. Lucas retired in his teens.
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Lucas is showing how truly exceptional he is with his interpretive dance videos. What a dumb cow! This was one of his most exceptional since his "hey, baby zooms" videos. Those are still among some his best, in my opinion.
So, his grandparents owned a farm? 50 cows, 51 if they include their grandson, Lucas Werner. So what. Who cares? It means nothing. His mom lives in a small condo and his dad has land in Eastern Washington. His family is insignificant. They have no power. Even if they did, they have wrote off their 41 year old son who stays in a nursing home.
And Lucas being a good communist, his family should give up their wealth, right? His family is probably not even wealthy. And it is clear they hate him. And why shouldn't they? He is an exceptional bum.
So, his grandparents owned a farm? 50 cows, 51 if they include their grandson, Lucas Werner. So what. Who cares? It means nothing. His mom lives in a small condo and his dad has land in Eastern Washington. His family is insignificant. They have no power. Even if they did, they have wrote off their 41 year old son who stays in a nursing home.
And Lucas being a good communist, his family should give up their wealth, right? His family is probably not even wealthy. And it is clear they hate him. And why shouldn't they? He is an exceptional bum.
The Freak continues with his empty threats and still trying to "market" himself with a trip to Arizona.
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Jenna's question implies a level of thought that Lucas never has: every accomplishment that Lucas attempts to brag about is from a group dynamic: his age equating maturity like all sophisticated older gents, the things generation X has accomplished, his parents businesses, etc.
Could this be the explanation for why he claims to fall in love with an entire generation? Because he views himself as part of a generation, not an individual, but the whole...just as he loves the whole, he sees himself as possessing the virtues of the whole?
I've always found his claim of "loving" an entire age group incredibly bizarre, and when you really think about it, it's one of the strangest things about him... which is saying quite a lot.
Perhaps individuals scare him, one-on-one interactions and such, and he feels more comfortable soapboxing to the masses of young girls. It's very strange, this "falling in love" with an entire generation. Lucas is a Freudian analyst's dream: between projecting his uncomfortable praise of his female family members' beauty onto teenagers writ large, and his near-constant fascination with pushing and pulling things into and out of his and others' anuses... he's a mess of self-destructive addictions (overeating, wallowing in the manic "high" of his anger, jealousy in ALL directions) and incorrect social impulses.
The list of what's "right" about Lucas would be MUCH shorter than the list of what's wrong with him, as @klickitat 's hilarious video postscript has shown.
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