Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Our favorite boglim commentator is back at it again, talking a lot and saying nothing.
This dude needs to get laid
nice shirt, retard. There is no part 2 currently.

And now he's gonna tell us about Clint
CoolMan mentions he was mentally slow as a child, I think it's lasted longer than he lets on.
Listening to him rant, for someone so critical of Josh, he sounds quite similar at times.
 
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Games said:
I think this is the origin of his requirement to say “Of-Age” all the time.

Right at the 1:00 mark.

“I am so done with love, I’m tired of getting my heart ripped out every fuckin’ time. You know, the one time I get a girlfriend and I think ‘Oh sweet!’ then she turns out to be 14. Fuck that.”

I always knew this incident occurred but I never had any source for it.
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Thanks for the clip. Whenever this is discussed on the reddit, someone always comes along and said that this was strictly an online thing, of a troll catfishing him then telling him "she" was 14. But this seems to indicate it was irl?
 
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Here's Kobes Chillin stream from Sunday:
Start:
Chat is back on. Talking about a BBC article that a fan sent him. Drinking his left over wine. Talks about his Dobby video. Says human food Is notg an everyday treat for dogs it was just because it was Dobby’s birthday. He’s trying to provide more family friendly videos to help his channel grow.
2:35:
Shows off the wand he made pre-modge podge. He’s going to make a bunch of them and put them on his Etsy. Talks about his PS3.
4:36:
Getting every last drop of wine from the bottle.
5:24:
Starts the article its about a Cobra. Talks about Cobras in India and snake charmers. Fuck snake charming.
7:00:
Talking about cobra’s sneaking into people’s home. He has a VHS of Steve Irwin’s movie about cobras. Talks about feeding sting rays at the zoo. Steve Irwin died doing what he loved. Kobes is okay with mongooses because they keep the cobra population healthy. Vegans are double murderers.
10:27:
Talking about cobra venom. Talks about some YouTubers he watches that have cobra’s as pets. Back to reading the article. Stops to do his introduction again and show off his potion time glass. Back to the article.
14:33:
Kobes not impressed that the woman that was murdered had learning disabilities. Back to reading the article.
19:46:
Does fake Indian accent while reading the article.
21:54:
The article is bumming Kobes out. Back to reading the article.
23:17:
Talks about why he doesn’t own a cobra. Back to the article.
24:02:
Cellphone companies keep copies of phone records. Back to the article. Does the fake Indian accent again. Cobra’s just want to be left alone.
28:00:
Talks about rattlesnakes and does his rattlesnake noise. Does some puns. CSI Wyoming. Back to the article.
30:00:
Snake venom. Don’t fuck with snakes. Kobes wouldn’t try to handle a venomous snake. Talks about snakes. Back to the article.
40:53:
Says his joke wasn’t racist it was about the dude murdering his wife. Calls everyone in chat dumb shits for calling him homophobic and racist.
 
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Here's Kobes Chillin stream from Sunday:
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Start:
Chat is back on. Talking about a BBC article that a fan sent him. Drinking his left over wine. Talks about his Dobby video. Says human food Is notg an everyday treat for dogs it was just because it was Dobby’s birthday. He’s trying to provide more family friendly videos to help his channel grow.
2:35:
Shows off the wand he made pre-modge podge. He’s going to make a bunch of them and put them on his Etsy. Talks about his PS3.
4:36:
Getting every last drop of wine from the bottle.
5:24:
Starts the article its about a Cobra. Talks about Cobras in India and snake charmers. Fuck snake charming.
7:00:
Talking about cobra’s sneaking into people’s home. He has a VHS of Steve Irwin’s movie about cobras. Talks about feeding sting rays at the zoo. Steve Irwin died doing what he loved. Kobes is okay with mongooses because they keep the cobra population healthy. Vegans are double murderers.
10:27:
Talking about cobra venom. Talks about some YouTubers he watches that have cobra’s as pets. Back to reading the article. Stops to do his introduction again and show off his potion time glass. Back to the article.
14:33:
Kobes not impressed that the woman that was murdered had learning disabilities. Back to reading the article.
19:46:
Does fake Indian accent while reading the article.
21:54:
The article is bumming Kobes out. Back to reading the article.
23:17:
Talks about why he doesn’t own a cobra. Back to the article.
24:02:
Cellphone companies keep copies of phone records. Back to the article. Does the fake Indian accent again. Cobra’s just want to be left alone.
28:00:
Talks about rattlesnakes and does his rattlesnake noise. Does some puns. CSI Wyoming. Back to the article.
30:00:
Snake venom. Don’t fuck with snakes. Kobes wouldn’t try to handle a venomous snake. Talks about snakes. Back to the article.
40:53:
Says his joke wasn’t racist it was about the dude murdering his wife. Calls everyone in chat dumb shits for calling him homophobic and racist.
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I'm honestly starting to think that the next thing in cobes life is believing he's being gang stalked. He seems so paranoid in some of his streams. He seems so paranoid that everything is after him especially trying to make himself seem like he's a perfectly normal person except with the Asperger's shit.
 
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wyleanda said:
I'm honestly starting to think that the next thing in cobes life is believing he's being gang stalked. He seems so paranoid in some of his streams. He seems so paranoid that everything is after him especially trying to make himself seem like he's a perfectly normal person except with the Asperger's shit.
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He thought people were stalking him in the past. That’s why he brings his knife with him wherever he goes.
 
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wyleanda said:
I'm honestly starting to think that the next thing in cobes life is believing he's being gang stalked. He seems so paranoid in some of his streams. He seems so paranoid that everything is after him especially trying to make himself seem like he's a perfectly normal person except with the Asperger's shit.
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I mean, he's not entirely off the money there...
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
I mean, he's not entirely off the money there...
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Yeah, he talked about how he thought people (the trolls) were stalking him. He said he brings his knife everywhere just in case. Lol it reminds me of a time he said “just in case, if the trolls have a gun or anything, I have my knife…” lol of course the boglin brings a knife to a gun fight.
 
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Frosty_Glass said:
Yeah, he talked about how he thought people (the trolls) were stalking him. He said he brings his knife everywhere just in case. Lol it reminds me of a time he said “just in case, if the trolls have a gun or anything, I have my knife…” lol of course the boglin brings a knife to a gun fight.
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Well, he only needs the knife because he's weak at close range, but he can cast long range spells. He specced into the Gothic Rockstar Cowboy Wizard class and they aren't great for physical damage.
 
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Trappin in the Trap said:
Well, he only needs the knife because he's weak at close range, but he can cast long range spells. He specced into the Gothic Rockstar Cowboy Wizard class and they aren't great for physical damage.
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And I quote our dark lord and savior “you don’t fuck with a guy who knows black magic” TWU
 
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get the fangz
 
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RL Steinbeck said:
cobra harry potter whistle is on par with jurassic park flute
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https://soundcloud.com/user-572674618%2Fwhistle-harry-potter-theme
Buffalo Chicken Sandwich said:
New Cobra video of him out in the wild.
Wishing a dog happy birthday and feeding it a doritos locos taco TMDWU youtube
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That other poor dog gets covered in lettuce :story:
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What the fuck are they listening to? He actually goes to other people's houses and listens to this "ginder relatshons" bullshit?
 
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RL Steinbeck said:
he literally looks like a caricature of an old prospector more and more every day.

also, i can’t tell if that’s calculus or insanely inflamed gums toward the top of his teeth, but either way it’s a nightmare
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Yeah. Can’t wait for denture saga. “Laugh at me for not having teeth, trolls. When I win the lottery, I’m gonna buy dental implants…just you wait and see….”

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Cobra is trying his best to get back into Frosty's Bar
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They then proceeded to block, deleted, and ignore his comments.
Get the fuck out and don't come back coming in quite nicely toobz.
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Oh yeah, I knew he was going to get ban once the guy told him to leave. He kept saying “I’m not banned”. Lol I’m surprised he didn’t see this coming. If an employee is that upset with you and you don’t think you’re going to get banned, you’re an idiot….
 
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Oh yeah, I knew he was going to get ban once the guy told him to leave. He kept saying “I’m not banned”. Lol I’m surprised he didn’t see this coming. If an employee is that upset with you and you don’t think you’re going to get banned, you’re an idiot….
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This is why his boglim mind was reshaping reality as it was happening and convinced himself that it was a random customer and not the bartender
 
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Q_Anon1001 said:
This is why is boglim mind was reshaping reality as it was happening and convinced himself that it was a random customer and not the bartender
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I think he was trying to fool the “trolls” by saying it was a customer since he believes everyone in Casper loves him and would never kick him out.
 
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