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dont do my man jesus like that. he didnt die for these kinds of sins.
Jesus probably thinking “fuck I should’yive waited to redeem them for their sins, they’re past the point of return now” as God prepares to reenact the great flood to free us from our suffering once and for all.

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Kevin's currently livetweeting his Pokemon journey.
I love how Bonnie and Sky are having a major row which resulted in Sky tweeting about having a panic attack and meanwhile Kevin’s just unbothered in his own little world.
 
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I dunno much about Porkymans, but am I correct in surmising that our special boy Kevin is having trouble with a game intended for 10-year-olds? Cool? Cool.

Jesus probably thinking “fuck I should’ve waited to redeem them for their sins, they’re past the point of return now” as God prepares to reenact the great flood to free us from our suffering once and for all.
I'll happily die in a second Deluge if it means I can have an afterlife without guys like Kevin. Just make it quick, Lord, that's all I ask.
 
Jeez, Kevin has done a lot of stupid things over the years, but his bold strategy of letting the half steel-type Jirachi take drain punches to the face till it runs out PP against a fighting-type gym leader instead of the pure psychic-type Mew that is resistant to it takes the cake.
Lucario is her anti-psychic counter. However, this is the thing. Jirachi is Steel/Psychic Lucario is Fighting/Steel. This means the potential advantage each would have over the other is cancelled out. Steel resists psychic, fighting is weak to psychic, it cancels out to null. However, Lucario has kinda shit Sp Def, so most psychic moves will still be reasonably effective despite a lack of type advantage, not to mention Jirachi has 100 base in all stats, meaning its pretty good at everything. Likewise steel is weak to fighting, and psychic is resistant. Jirachi also also a decent Def, so physical attacks, which is what fighting moves mostly are, won't be too much of a threat to it.

Even then, unless Kevin traded in these Pokemon, badges only matter for commanding traded pokemon, if you catch the pokemon and train it yourself then you can grind to lvl 100 before the very first gym and rolf stomp the world if you want.
 
Even then, unless Kevin traded in these Pokemon, badges only matter for commanding traded pokemon, if you catch the pokemon and train it yourself then you can grind to lvl 100 before the very first gym and rolf stomp the world if you want.
>tfw got stuck in Vermilion City as a kid in Blue and ended up with a lvl 50-something Venusaur before I realised that I needed to cut the tree at the gym
 
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Jirachi is part STEEL you STUPID fuck. STEEL. Plus Lucario's Drain Punch has STAB damage, moron. Idiot. Everybody knows this. Oh you beat every other fighting type. SPEED, RETARD. Lucario has so much more SPEED than your gay dlc fairymon. OF COURSE HE'S GOING TO SWEEP YOU CUM-EATING FAGGOT. You have to PREPARE. X DEFEND. X SPEED. USE A WALL, COCKLESS.
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Paul's departure means that they lost what I believe to be one of their two uncastrated male workers, you kind of need testosterone to do any amount of serious physical labor and all of the tranchers have either been castrated/riddled with opposite sex hormones or both (albeit they would still be shit ranchers even if they had more than two testicles, which belong to sky and sky alone to my knowledge amongst themselves, that is, if every trancher still had unmolested testicles the animals would still be starving to death but they would complete projects maybe 5% faster)
Jarrod has yet to castrate himself either literally or chemically (he's "pre-HRT" still IIRC), but the work he does seemingly has nothing to do with tranching and always his own projects he decided to do (tetanus shower, failed permaculture project, "foraging" in the mountains).
 
Kevin advises everyone to free themselves from the restraints of constantly concealing your horniness. He chose to do this at 8:40 AM on a Wednesday morning. [A]
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Of all disgusting troon behaviours, displaying negative traits as a virtue probably makes me the most MATI (well, aside from grooming and the other actual criminal stuff, obv).

Kevin is acting like he's discovered some grand, concealed truth: That it feels good to surrender completely to your base desires and not give a fuck about the consequences. He thinks the rest of us are just too scared or prudish to do it, when in reality everyone with half a fucking brain that hasn't been deep-fried by porn recognises by their late 20s at the latest the reason why 'all things in moderation' is crucial.

Every single one of these hedonistic pornsick consoomers are going to die sad, alone, and completely unfulfilled, having spent the best years of their lives chasing temporary highs to the detriment of everything that gives life real meaning. If they're remembered at all it'll be as a cautionary tale, and none of them will realise this until it's already too late to fix it.
 
Of all disgusting troon behaviours, displaying negative traits as a virtue probably makes me the most MATI (well, aside from grooming and the other actual criminal stuff, obv).

Kevin is acting like he's discovered some grand, concealed truth: That it feels good to surrender completely to your base desires and not give a fuck about the consequences. He thinks the rest of us are just too scared or prudish to do it, when in reality everyone with half a fucking brain that hasn't been deep-fried by porn recognises by their late 20s at the latest the reason why 'all things in moderation' is crucial.

Every single one of these hedonistic pornsick consoomers are going to die sad, alone, and completely unfulfilled, having spent the best years of their lives chasing temporary highs to the detriment of everything that gives life real meaning. If they're remembered at all it'll be as a cautionary tale, and none of them will realise this until it's already too late to fix it.
I remember shooting the shit with some people from the Everquest guild years ago in IRC when one guy pops in and, I shit you not said "Yeah, so you know the kink party I was going to? Ran into my boss there. Between pretending to not know each other while I whipped the flesh off her tits she reminded me that I was still on thin ice for being late for work and we started an hour early tomorrow, so yeah, came home early to get some shut eye, just letting you know I won't be on tonight." We all teased him and told him it was cool.

That is what being an adult is. Putting down the fun, going to bed, and waking up for work. Dude literally was having sex with his boss, but still knew better than to give into his base desires entirely, because if he fucked up and lost his job he wouldn't be able to continue to have that fun. Kevin would be able to have way more transformers, buy more games, and have more fun and do more degenerate shit if he had a job and worked. So long as your living expenses are paid for, you got food in your belly, and you know what you're going to do, you can live a far more degenerate life than Kevin is currently if you pour your money into it. Don't believe me? Go dig up what you can about how much those furries working in IT are making and realize they are putting all their disposable income into degeneracy.
 
Jirachi is part STEEL you STUPID fuck. STEEL. Plus Lucario's Drain Punch has STAB damage, moron. Idiot. Everybody knows this. Oh you beat every other fighting type. SPEED, RETARD. Lucario has so much more SPEED than your gay dlc fairymon. OF COURSE HE'S GOING TO SWEEP YOU CUM-EATING FAGGOT. You have to PREPARE. X DEFEND. X SPEED. USE A WALL, COCKLESS.
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I take offense to this post. How dare you call Kevin a cum-eating faggot. That's complete slander! Kevin never has sex so he cannot possibly eat cum.
 
I legit think this dude is going to die if he goes through with the second neovag surgery that was mentioned, either slowly via complications or via an hero when it doesn't work.

I'm not trying to power level here but I recently had a fairly minor surgery and the first week of recovery was rough, I was pretty much stuck in bed every day in pain and could barely move. The doctor also told me I also had to do specific things multiple times a day to make sure I didn't have any issues. My point here is that what I had done is almost certainly way less intensive than having your ass tissue harvested to make a new neovag with a robot or whatever the fuck that is. I can't even begin to imagine what the pain and recovery process looks like given everything going on, and I'm sure there's a lot you have to do after to make sure you don't have complications in addition to dilating which it looks like this guy failed the first time.

I have a hard time seeing why anyone would ever go through with this process, and I am frankly shocked there are doctors even willing to do it. For the former we all know the answer is mental illness, because Kevin just HAS to have his perfect super girl vag to get fucked in, consequences be damned. That being said, from reading the thread it seems like this guy has a history of being basically a stationary blob so I think the outcomes will be:
1. He doesn't follow the doctors instructions for the post surgery recovery and has some severe complication(s) leading to hospitalization/severe injury/death.
2. He somehow recovers but doesn't dilate again and ends up with the same or worse neovag as before, but now has a host a new issues due to the crazy robot surgery. I don't see why you wouldn't an hero at this point since all you accomplished was making your life worse, but you guys know this cow better than me.
3. Very slim chance he learned his lesson the first time, the surgery works, and he is successful.

Either way looking forward to the luls when he finally does it. Inb4 :optimistic:
 
3. Very slim chance he learned his lesson the first time, the surgery works, and he is successful.
That's the thing: this surgery isn't supposed to be successful. When you had your surgery, I expect that you only had to keep up your PT and aftercare for a few weeks to a month before your body healed. The point of amholes is that they don't heal- the only thing "dilation" does is prevent the body from naturally mending itself. Kevin will have to dilate for the rest of his life. The only two states an amhole can possibly be in are "failed" and "not yet failed."
 
I have a hard time seeing why anyone would ever go through with this process
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For the former we all know the answer is mental illness
That too
1. He doesn't follow the doctors instructions for the post surgery recovery and has some severe complication(s) leading to hospitalization/severe injury/death.
very possible on the first part, Kevin has practically stated ow ow ow ow ow any dilator bigger than a pencil makes the amhole go ouchy hurtie" but I can't speak to any risk of hospitalization/severe injury/death.
Very slim chance he learned his lesson the first time, the surgery works, and he is successful.
Kevin? Learning? ahahahahahah, lmao.
I think Kevin is simply too good at coping to ever 41%.
Can't consoom, groom and pretend to coom if you're dead.
 
I dunno much about Porkymans, but am I correct in surmising that our special boy Kevin is having trouble with a game intended for 10-year-olds? Cool? Cool.
He's barely making it better than what DSP did it in Sword and Shield, and DSP didn't had a dedicated poke team and was constantly shifting his lineup. And he didn't used legendaries btw.

Also, when it comes to the badge, i think all pokemon from Events count as traded if they aren't unlocked in the game like Deoxys was in the original ruby/sapphire. So the badge counts a bit for the future if he wants the Jirachi to do well in fights.
3. Very slim chance he learned his lesson the first time, the surgery works, and he is successful.
By this point we should know full well that Kev didn't learned his lesson and will never lear it. If he goes through Amhole surgery 2: Revengance he will fuck it up again for the same slothful reasons he did it before. Not a surprise in the slightest but this might tip him towards the breaking point or his death because he's a fucking sloth.
 
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